[00:08.07]J.D.
[00:08.12]They made you cry,
[00:11.07]but that will end tonight.
[00:14.01]You are the only thing that's right
[00:16.81]about this broken world.
[00:19.59]Go on and cry,
[00:22.49]but when the morning comes,
[00:25.44]we'll burn it down and then
[00:28.18]we'll build the world again...
[00:32.46]Our love is God.
[00:38.80]VERONICA
[00:38.96]Are you okay?
[00:40.01]J.D.
[00:40.16]I was alone.
[00:42.86]I was a frozen lake,
[00:45.72]but then you melted me awake;
[00:48.37]See, now I'm crying too.
[00:51.26]You're not alone.
[00:52.71]You're not alone...
[00:54.28]And when the morning comes,
[00:56.33]When the morning comes...
[00:57.98]We'll burn away that tear, and raise our city here...
[01:02.27]Raise our city here...
[01:05.62]J.D. & VERONICA
[01:05.77]Our love is God.
[01:08.07](Veronica's house. J.D. watches as Veronica calls Kurt and Ram on the phone.)
[01:10.96]KURT
[01:11.08]Yeah-lo?
[01:12.09]VERONICA
[01:12.19]Hi, Kurt, it's Veronica...
[01:15.89]how did you guys know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?
[01:21.00]KURT
[01:21.09]Wowuhh... lucky guess?
[01:25.04]VERONICA
[01:25.11]Well...If you want it to come true, meet me at the cemetery. At dawn.
[01:30.36](Veronica hangs up)
[01:31.85]KURT
[01:32.00]Free *****!
[01:33.02]RAM
[01:33.17]And we don't even have to buy it a pizza!
[01:35.67](They punch it in and exit)
[01:40.01]J.D.
[01:40.12]We can start and finish wars,
[01:42.52]J.D. & VERONICA
[01:42.69]We're what killed the dinosaurs.
[01:45.29]We're the asteroid that's overdue.
[01:50.49]The dinosaurs choked on the dust,
[01:53.03]they died because God said they must.
[01:55.68]The new world needed room
[01:57.69]for me and you.
[02:03.13]J.D.
[02:03.27]I wor****p you.
[02:06.17]I'd trade my life for yours.
[02:08.97]They all will disappear,
[02:11.72]we'll plant our garden here:
[02:17.16]Our love is God.
[02:19.64]J.D. & VERONICA
[02:19.84][Variously, repeats)
[02:21.63]Our love is God.
[02:27.96](J.D. opens up a box and pulls out two pistols. Veronica stares in horrified fascination)
[02:28.52]Whoa. Is that real?
[02:30.12]Yeah, but we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets.
[02:33.37]Ich Luge...? What?
[02:34.87]J.D.
[02:35.02]My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain a powerful tranquilizer.
[02:38.76]The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin.
[02:43.21]We will use them to knock out Ram and Kurt long enough to make it look like a suicide pact.
[02:48.80]Complete with a forged suicide note.
[02:51.89](Lights up on Kurt and Ram embracing)
[02:52.25]KURT & RAM
[02:52.30]"Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a disapproving world."
[02:59.14]J.D.
[02:59.23]And when the morning comes, they'll both be laughing stocks...
[03:04.69]J.D. & VERONICA
[03:04.84]So let's go hunt some jocks!
[03:08.58](Cemetery at dawn. Kurt and Ram wait for Veronica)
[03:10.74]KURT
[03:10.99]Hi... Veronica.
[03:14.54]RAM
[03:14.74]Uh... So do we just whip it out or what?
[03:17.09]VERONICA
[03:17.11]Take it slow, Ram. Strip for me.
[03:24.45]O~kay
[03:26.38]KURT
[03:26.48]What about you?
[03:27.44]I was hoping you'd rip my clothes off me, sport.
[03:34.78]Yeah, We can do that
[03:35.22](KURT and RAM stand awkwardly in their underpants. RAM giggles in anticipation)
[03:37.87]Count to three
[03:39.19]One... two...
[03:43.43]J.D.
[03:43.53]Three.
[03:44.67](J.D. steps out and shoots Ram. Veronica fires at Kurt, missing him. Kurt runs)
[03:45.58]Holy crap!
[03:46.83]Stay there. I'll get him!
[03:48.26]Kurt?Kurt!
[03:50.11] You kill my best friend!
[03:51.23]Ram?
[03:51.95](Veronica, suddenly worried, kicks Ram with her foot)
[03:52.27]Why you're chasing me
[03:53.31]Wait, You're just unconscious, right?
[03:54.61]I was just kidding about the whole jelly things
[03:56.26](J.D. chases Kurt, who tries to escape by scaling a chain-link fence)
[03:57.03]Ger off the fence! Get off the damn fence!
[03:59.88]I don't understand!
[04:01.97]J.D.
[04:02.17]We can start and finish wars.
[04:05.91]We're what killed the dinosaurs.
[04:09.30]We're the asteroid that's overdue.
[04:13.88]KURT
[04:13.91]Stop being a ****!
[04:15.23]The dinosaurs will turn to dust.
[04:17.42]What does that mean?!
[04:18.27]They'll die because we say they must.
[04:20.37](J.D. fires; Kurt dies. Veronica runs up)
[04:27.66]VERONICA
[04:27.77]What the **** have you done?!
[04:31.71]J.D.
[04:31.82]... I wor****p you.
[04:34.71]I'd trade my life for yours.
[04:37.02]We'll make them disappear.
[04:39.92]We'll plant our garden here.
[04:43.11](J.D. holds out his hand)
[04:45.82]J.D.
[04:45.97]Our love is God.
[04:48.07](Repeats. J.D. holds Veronica in his arms as she sobs in shock and horror)
[04:54.39]J.D.
[04:54.49]Our love is God.
[04:57.19]VERONICA
[04:57.24]Our love is God...
[04:58.94]J.D. AND VERONICA
[04:59.14]Our love is God!...