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[00:00.66]RAM
[00:00.81]Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.
[00:04.91]VERONICA
[00:05.01]Ew. You got a left hand? Use it.
[00:07.19]KURT
[00:07.29]Don't talk mean like that.
[00:09.00]RAM
[00:09.09]You'll hurt their feelings.
[00:12.54]You make my balls so blue.
[00:15.48]KURT
[00:15.53]You hurt them badly.
[00:17.07]RAM
[00:17.22]You make my balls so blue.
[00:20.06]KURT
[00:20.22]They're hangin' sadly.
[00:21.41]RAM
[00:21.59]What did they do to you
[00:24.08]that you hate them so?
[00:26.43]KURT
[00:26.58]Don't run from me --
[00:27.67]They're all beat up
[00:28.80]KURT & RAM
[00:28.95]like a tackling dummy!
[00:30.39]KURT
[00:30.44]They long for your embrace!
[00:33.23]RAM
[00:33.30]They're warm like mittens!
[00:35.00]KURT
[00:35.15]They'll curl up on your face
[00:37.99]RAM
[00:38.00]and purr like kittens!
[00:39.55]KURT
[00:39.70]You make my balls so blue!
[00:42.29]KURT & RAM
[00:42.44]Just look at them glow...
[00:45.04]RAM
[00:45.10]We're beggin' you!
[00:46.23]KURT & RAM
[00:46.30]Don't make my balls so blue.
[00:48.70]VERONICA
[00:48.85]Heather...? Heather...? Open the door.
[00:51.23]HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
[00:51.33]Oh no, oh no no no!
[00:53.29]VERONICA
[00:53.39]Open the door!
[00:55.89]HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
[00:55.99]Oh no, oh no no no!
[00:57.13]KURT
[00:57.20]You make my balls so blue,
[01:00.39]so please say hello!
[01:01.64]RAM
[01:01.70]Hold 'em!
[01:02.30]KURT
[01:02.46]Enfold 'em,
[01:03.41]KURT & RAM
[01:03.51]and never let go!
[01:05.00]KURT
[01:05.08]Once you were geeky and nerdy,
[01:07.72]RAM
[01:07.87]but they knew you're dirty.
[01:10.07]KURT
[01:10.22]You've set them on fire,
[01:12.32]KURT & RAM
[01:12.48]Whatever you require they'll do!
[01:16.76]So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[01:19.26]RAM
[01:19.36]They'll wear a suit and tie,
[01:22.30]KURT
[01:22.45]and a fancy collar!
[01:24.12]RAM
[01:24.26]They'll sing a lullaby:
[01:26.71]KURT & RAM
[01:26.86]La la la la la!
[01:28.42]Please make these balls not blue,
[01:31.21]RAM
[01:31.32]Just for a while!
[01:33.11]KURT
[01:33.26]Can't wait till later,
[01:34.44]KURT & RAM
[01:34.60]my pants are rubbin'
[01:35.70]like a hot cheese grater!
[01:37.01](VERONICA offers a bottle to RAM)
[01:37.22]VERONICA
[01:37.37]Look. Booze. Drink!
[01:39.21]KURT
[01:39.31]Aw, thank you so much!
[01:40.81](KURT & RAM chug from the bottle)
[01:41.01]RAM
[01:41.16]They will protect you.
[01:42.01]KURT
[01:42.16]Defend you.
[01:43.03]RAM
[01:43.11]Respect you.
[01:44.27]KURT
[01:44.37]Befriend you --
[01:45.47]RAM
[01:45.52]Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
[01:47.33]HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA
[01:47.48]Winnie-the-Pooh!
[01:48.37]KURT
[01:48.52]Baby baby baby they're so blue!
[01:50.42]RAM
[01:50.57]My balls will work for you.
[01:53.16]KURT
[01:53.27]They will obey ya!
[01:54.96]RAM
[01:55.01]They really need rescue!
[01:57.71]KURT
[01:57.86]Like Princess Leia!
[01:59.35]KURT & RAM
[01:59.41]Baby, you gots to come through.
[02:01.95]KURT
[02:02.10]Teach them to smile!
[02:04.06]RAM, HEATHERS
[02:04.22]You got no clue how much
[02:05.58][these two depend on you --
[02:07.17]Please help them through!
[02:11.07]KURT & RAM
[02:11.12]My balls are in your court!
[02:13.11]Yeah!
[02:15.72]You make my balls so blue!
[02:17.43]MAC & DUKE
[02:17.48]You make them balls so blue!
[02:20.08]KURT & RAM
[02:20.13]You make my balls so blue!
[02:22.32]KURT & RAM
[02:22.48]Good God!
[02:23.35]KURT & RAM
[02:23.46]My balls!
[02:24.57]You make my balls so blue!
[02:26.61]KURT & RAM
[02:26.76]Lookit! Lookit!
[02:28.01]Lookit! Lookit!
[02:29.32]You make my balls so blue!
[02:30.72]Please make their dreams come true,
[02:34.01]and make these balls not blue