[00:12.11]This Was A Triumph
[00:15.76]I'm Making A Note Here:
[00:18.55]HUGE SUCCESS
[00:20.93]It's hard to overstate
[00:23.61]my satisfaction.
[00:28.06]Aperture Science
[00:31.93]We do what we must
[00:33.99]because we can.
[00:37.21]For the good of all of us.
[00:40.81]Except the ones who are dead.
[00:42.81]But there''s no sense crying over every mistake.
[00:46.67]You just keep on trying
[00:48.71]till you run out of cake.
[00:50.69]And the Science gets done.
[00:52.55]And you make a neat gun.
[00:54.54]For the people who are Still Alive
[01:04.00]I'm not even angry.
[01:08.00]I'm being so sincere right now.
[01:12.59]Even though you broke my heart.
[01:16.49]And killed me.
[01:18.21]And tore me to pieces.
[01:21.86]And threw every piece into a fire.
[01:29.76]As they burned it hurt because
[01:32.35]I was so happy for you!
[01:34.60]Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
[01:38.48]And we're out of beta.
[01:41.02]We're releasing on time.
[01:42.39]So I'm glad. I got burned.
[01:45.33]Think of all the things we learned
[01:47.26]for the people who are still alive.
[01:56.53]Go ahead and leave me.
[02:00.38]I think I prefer to stay inside.
[02:05.46]Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
[02:12.60]Maybe Black Mesa. . .
[02:16.51]THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA FAT CHANCE.
[02:21.55]Anyway. this cake is great.
[02:24.90]It's so delicious and moist.
[02:26.97]Look at me still talking
[02:29.15]When Theres Science to do.
[02:31.12]When I look out there,
[02:33.23]it makes me glad I'm not you.
[02:35.19]I've experiments to run.
[02:37.07]There is research to be done.
[02:39.22]On the people who are still alive.
[02:43.12]And believe me I am still alive.
[02:46.92]I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
[02:50.84]T feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
[02:55.06]While you're dying I'll be still alive.
[02:59.10]And when you're dead I will be still alive.
[03:02.79]STILL ALIVE