[00:02.000]It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid
[00:08.000]I Instagram every meal I’ve had
[00:13.100]All my used liquor bottles are on display
[00:19.100]We can go to see a show but I’ll make you pay
[00:24.650]Because I’m Tacky
[00:25.600]Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
[00:30.600]Because I’m Tacky
[00:32.000]Got some new glitter UGGs and lovely pink sequin crocs
[00:36.500]Because I’m Tacky
[00:37.950]Never let you forget some favor I did for you
[00:42.800]Because I’m Tacky
[00:44.000]If you’re okay with that you might just be tacky too
[00:50.000]I meet some chick, ask her this and that
[00:55.500]Like are you pregnant girl or just really fat
[01:01.500]Now I’m dropping names almost constantly
[01:08:000]That’s what Kanye West keeps tellin’ me
[01:11.500]Here’s why
[01:12.800]Because I’m Tacky
[01:14.000]Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with florescent orange pants
[01:18.500]Because I’m Tacky
[01:20.000]Got my new resume, its printed in Comic Sans
[01:24.800]Because I’m Tacky
[01:25.800]I think it’s fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
[01:30.500]Because I’m Tacky
[01:32.000]If you think that’s just fine then you’re probably tacky too
[01:38.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:41.200]Bring me shame and never know why
[01:44.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:47.000]Bring me shame I said
[01:50.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:53.000]Bring me shame, it’s pointless to try
[01:56.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:59.500]Bring me shame, I said
[02:00.000]Because I’m Tacky
[02:02.000]43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
[02:06.700]Because I’m Tacky
[02:08.000]Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
[02:12.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:14.000]Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
[02:18.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:20.000]Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
[02:24.700]Because I’m Tacky
[02:26.000]I get drunk at the bank
[02:28.000]And take off my shirt, at least
[02:30.500]Because I’m Tacky
[02:32.000]I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
[02:36.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:38.000]If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
[02:42.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:44.000]If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
[02:49.000]C'mon