[00:11.81]My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
[00:16.14]When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
[00:21.60]I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
[00:26.99]Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
[00:32.50]Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
[00:37.51]I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
[00:42.62]Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?
[00:47.81]Don't they know how to text? OMG!
[00:50.20]I got
[00:51.30]First world, first world problems
[00:54.19](First world problems)
[00:55.98]First world, first world problems
[00:59.38](First world problems)
[01:01.22]First world, first world problems
[01:06.46]I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
[01:12.25]Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
[01:17.78]Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
[01:22.99]I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
[01:28.38]My barista didn't even bother
[01:30.77]to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
[01:36.90]First world, first world problems
[01:39.58](First world problems)
[01:41.82]First world, first world problems
[01:44.79](First world problems)
[01:47.00]First world, first world problems
[01:53.01]Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
[01:59.84]My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
[02:20.77]The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
[02:25.35]My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
[02:30.78]Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
[02:35.46]so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
[02:44.49](Laughing)