[00:18.230]I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
[00:21.490]My belly's covered with pizza crust
[00:25.320]I'm using my inhaler now
[00:32.240]I'm out of shape, fattening up
[00:35.620]I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
[00:39.300]Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
[00:44.100]The TV's on, I really hate this show
[00:48.860]I can't reach my remote control
[00:52.150]Welcome to my new place, to my new place
[00:55.900]Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
[01:02.890]I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
[01:09.830]I'm really inactive, highly inactive
[01:14.230]My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
[01:17.980]Always lose my fight with gravity
[01:21.170]I rest my bones, and just chillax
[01:28.080]My nordictrack's collecting dust
[01:31.660]And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
[01:35.360]This is it, the inertia
[01:40.210]I can't get up, this couch is part of me
[01:44.710]I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
[01:48.350]Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
[01:51.940]I could read my rib cage, here is my age
[01:58.800]I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
[02:05.550]I'm really inactive, not very active
[02:09.410]Near comatose, no exercise
[02:16.420]Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
[02:22.370]I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
[02:26.870]I'm never moving from this spot
[02:30.630]Never move from this place, move from this place
[02:34.120]I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
[02:41.110]I'm really inactive, just so inactive
[02:47.970]I'm really inactive, not so attractive