[00:00.000] 作词 : 李红旗
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 李红旗
[00:02.98]笑对人有益，只要不出人命就好。
[00:08.598]Laughing is good for you if you don\'t kill yourself.
[00:12.598]有时候当狗还真难……
[00:18.223]Sometimes it's very diffcule being a dog …
[00:22.597]我大概永远也遇不到任何合理的问题。
[00:29.97]I didn't think I wad ever going to get a sensible question.
[00:33.331]眼睛会欺骗人，双腿会累死人，但胃却专给人找麻烦！
[00:41.221]Eyes decetive and legs fail,but it\'s the stomach that gets you in trouble!
[00:46.282]实在不值得去听那种贬低我价值的话！
[00:52.846]It's not worth it to know you\'re not worth it!
[00:57.220]别难过……世界上有许多人还不知道他们到底是谁或什么。
[01:04.345]Don't feel bad ……there are a lot of people in this world who don\'t know who they are or what they are.
[01:11.720]有些玩笑的代价比较昂贵……
[01:15.970]Some laughts are woryj more than other …
[01:19.766]当狗就是这点不好，别人什么事都不告诉你……
[01:26.844]That's the only trouble with being a dog …they never tell you anything …
[01:31.594]生命的秘密就在于远观最佳。
[01:36.593]The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
[01:40.906]在工作中追求乐趣是好事，但太快乐了会带来危险……
[01:47.905]幸福是一只快乐的小狗
[01:52.155]一只小狗只有在什么都不干的情况下才会受到表扬！
[02:00.780]如果你不尝试飞行，那你就得一辈子坐办公桌了！
[02:06.240]热爱你的敌人，也是一种幸福。
[02:09.967]我用半辈子的时间死盯着后门，盼望着晚饭送出来……