Fabrianna Frankenstein 
Pounding pints of iodine 
Tear-stained face of decoupage 
I will be her entourage 
Lips like scissors 
Who would guess 
The heart within her iron chest 
Would be too human to suppress? 
I've got a thing for ugly 
I like 'em when they're no good 
Somebody's got to love them! 
Somebody's got to love them! 
You shouldn't call them evil 
They're only misunderstood 
Somebody's got to love them! 
Somebody's got to love them! 
Grendel's sister, Aegerdis 
In awful need of hug and kiss 
Grateful for our shared repose 
Because it takes her mind off all her woes 
And when she slaughters the hoi polo 
She will visit her forbidden boy 
Our love's too big to destroy 
Poor lady super villains! 
Forsaken brides of gloom 
Somebody's got to love them! 
Somebody's got to love them! 
Where's your sense of humanity 
For my little legion of doom? 
Somebody's got to love them! 
Somebody's got to love them! 
Magneto slips me a key 
She cannot be seen with me 
But it's worth the risk to get her fix 
We don't discuss politics 
Please keep my secret 
Most profound 
About my harem-scarum 
All over town 
Theres' lots of me to go around 
Scattered 'cross the battleground 
Scattered 'cross the battleground 
Ow!