I fucking love science
 Can you even imagine
 Way back in the past when
 We thought that storms were caused by petty gods
 Fighting on top of a mountain
 And yeah, I like a good story
 But eventually it's gonna bore me
 If it doesn't have that truth
 That incontrovertible, testable, repeatable proof

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 I fucking love science
 And I fucking love Charles Darwin
 Cause I don't think it's bold to question what you're told
 If you're told that the world's a thousand years old
 There's nothing here to argue against
 It's a process, not an ideology
 And I fucking love science


 Sometimes people ask me
 Of all of the centuries
 Which I'd pick to live life in
 We'll that鈥檚 pretty easy
 Right now, if you think objectively
 If you like hot running water
 And memory foam beds
 And TV shows and cell phones
 And not being dead

 You fucking love science
 And I fucking love Carl Sagan
 'Cause I think it鈥檚 fly to look up at the sky
 And never ever ever stop wondering why
 There's nothing here to argue against
 It's a process, not an ideology
 And I fucking love science

 Wooly mammoth embryos
 Vaccines for smallpox and polio
 Your TV set, the internet
 Your PS4, supersonic jets
 Exoplanets, galaxies
 DNA, germ theory, relativity
 Just take a sec to think about it
 How screwed we would be without it


 I fucking love science
 And I love Rosalind Franklin
 'Cause I want to die remembering why
 The truth is more important than winning a prize
 There's nothing here to argue against
 It's a process, not an ideology
 And I fucking love science!