Crazy bob doesn’t show up at our house anymore Because he’s still mad at my dad Johnny doesn’t show up at our house anymore Because Johnny is dead Crazy Bob doesn’t show up at our house anymore Because he’s still mad at my dad Johnny doesn’t show up at our house anymore Because Johnny is dead Crazy Bob doesn’t show up at our house anymore Because he’s still mad at my dad Johnny doesn’t show up at our house Because Johnny is dead, dead, dead, dead, dead He said, don’t be sad It’s pretty fun I don’t pay taxes, and I don’t run And I’m still in great shape Crazy Bob doesn’t show up at our house anymore Because he’s still mad at my dad Johnny doesn’t show up at our house Because Johnny is dead