You never know how badly this could go I've got disaster written on my cheek The odds are I'm some two-faced lying freak Who will whisper pretty things then leave you flat And steal your cat; it might not be that bad But even so You never see the worst that things can be You think you do cuz you've been hurt before Another hurt might hurt you that much more And odds are I would do what most men do And hurt you too Cuz men are men and odds are odds Although you never know You may think you know the end and the beginning But the truth is there's no mortal way to tell And the game's not over till the final lining And I'm grinning cuz this game might just end well You never know If I only want your dough I might be on the lamb or on the dole Of my meds or my nut or on parole Or even worse I might be someone who Is meant for you And maybe that's the thing to lay you low You never know If I’m a drunkard Or a dullard to kales or to clever Or if I might just be the man who's meant to be with you forever You never know You never ever know