[00:12.49]有一个男人 there is a man
[00:15.55]蹲勒路旁边 squatting at the side of the road
[00:18.48]摊开副象棋 a set of Chinese chess in front of him
[00:21.23]等我输拨伊 waiting for me to lose
[00:24.60]有一个女人 there is a woman
[00:27.49]表情老神秘 with a mysterious look
[00:30.37]问声小兄弟 she calls me little brother
[00:33.20]阿要顶级片 asking if I want a porno movie
[00:36.38]有一个老人 there is a old man
[00:39.23]自称活神仙 calling himself a living god
[00:42.22]捏紧我手心 he holds my hand so tight
[00:45.14]拖牢我算命 eager to tell my fortune to me
[00:48.42]有一个小人 there is a little child
[00:51.43]断脚绕头颈 disabled and a freak
[00:54.29]爷叔好阿姨 crying “kind-hearted uncle and auntie
[00:57.20]乃看看我可怜 please show some sympathy to me”
[01:00.57]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[01:03.44]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[01:06.26]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[01:09.30]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[01:12.29]刚刚挖出来 bowls and vases
[01:15.26]有碗有花瓶 all newly digged out
[01:18.52]搿件是宣德 this one is in the region of Xuan De
[01:21.18]埃件是康熙 That one Kang Xi
[01:24.46]包包随便拣 these bags you can pick any one you like
[01:27.18]绝对是真皮 you have my guarantee they are all made of real leather
[01:30.50]搿只是GUCCI this one is Gucci
[01:33.30]埃只是LV that one LV
[01:36.22]海报出高薪 the job posting on the poster offers high salary
[01:39.15]夜总会招聘 it is the nightclub advertising
[01:42.28]搿家要帅哥 this one wants handsome boy
[01:45.46]埃家要美女 that one wants beautiful girls
[01:48.30]看侬有眼虚 you seems to be kind of weak
[01:51.22]身价快点保牢伊 you should have some tonic as soon as possible
[01:54.14]搿根是鹿茸 this one is a deer antler
[01:57.23]埃根是虎鞭 that one tiger penis
[02:00.34]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[02:03.33]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[02:06.15]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[02:09.33]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[02:24.56]中华牌香烟 Chunghwa cigarettes
[02:27.06]买多更便宜 the more you buy, the cheaper it will be
[02:29.99]内部出厂价 original employee price
[02:33.13]三包十块洋钿 three packs for ten
[02:36.43]劝君覅赌博 gambling is no good
[02:39.26]教侬捉老千 let me teach you how to penetrate the gambler’s trick
[02:42.21]透视红外线 the see-through infrared ray
[02:45.58]是最新个高科技 which used the latest technology
[02:48.32]发票人民币 invoice and RMB
[02:51.09]图章假文凭 stamps plus fake diplomas
[02:54.51]只要侬需要 whatever you want
[02:57.22]呒没我搞勿定 I will meet your needs
[03:00.65]手枪窃听器 pistols and detectophone
[03:03.15]迷药海洛因 knockout drops or heroin
[03:06.21]钞票汇银行 you remit the money to my bank account
[03:09.17]我送货到屋里 and I will deliver it to where you live
[03:12.57]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[03:15.32]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[03:18.21]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[03:21.33]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[03:24.41]侬想去何里 where are you heading for
[03:27.23]广州还是北京 Guangzhou or Beijing
[03:30.16]售票口买勿着 the tickets are sold out at the ticket office
[03:32.97]我搿搭即刻订 but I could book for you immediately
[03:36.33]先生侬覅跑 mister don’t be afraid
[03:39.01]我又勿是坏人 I will do no harm to you
[03:41.98]进来白相相 Come in have some fun
[03:45.15]包侬弄适意 I’m sure you will enjoy it
[03:48.38]我吓得唻要死 I’m scared to death
[03:51.51]又拨啥人躿一记 when someone just bumped into me
[03:54.23]一摸裤子袋袋 I fumbled in my pocket
[03:57.56]寻勿着我手机 and my mobile phone is no where to see
[04:00.38]飞来部摩托车 a motorcycle sped by
[04:03.35]擦过了我身边 narrowly hitting me
[04:06.40]刚买个LV the LV I just bought
[04:08.98]倒又拨伊抢得去 was robbed by him
[04:12.03]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[04:15.27]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[04:18.32]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[04:21.42]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[04:24.58]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[04:27.38]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there
[04:30.38]我勿来火车站 if I’m not at the train station
[04:33.39]就来去往火车站个路浪 then I’m on my way there