I'm an Irish cripple, a Scottish Jew, I'm the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle my shoe, I'm the blackmail man
I'm a dead fish ****, a pikey Greek, I'm the blackmail man
A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak, I'm the blackmail man
Well, I'm the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, I'm the blackmail man
You make me sick, make me Tom and ****
Put the black on you, I'm the blackmail man
Blackmail man
I'm a Paki, *****, a half-****ed ponce, I'm the blackmail man
A tiddly-wink, a Charlie Ronce, I'm the blackmail man
I'm a nonced old tramp, a bent-up drunk, I'm the blackmail man
A paraffin lamp, an elephant's trunk, I'm the blackmail man
I'm the blackmail man and I think you stink
You pen and ink, blackmail man
I hate your guts, your Newington Butts
I'll put the black on you, I'm the blackmail man
Hampton wick, paraffin lamp, Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap
Blackmail man
Up you Harris, in your mince Hamptons don't leave fingerprints
I am the blackmail man
I'm the blackmail man and I think you stink
You pen and ink, I'm the blackmail man
I hate your guts, doing
I put the black on you, I'm the blackmail man