[00:17.310]老来难呀老来难
[00:21.610]少年莫把老人嫌
[00:25.790]当初只嫌别人老
[00:30.030]如今轮到我头前
[00:34.470]千般苦呀万样难
[00:38.700]听我从头说一番
[00:43.140]耳聋难与人说话
[00:47.380]插七插八惹人嫌
[00:51.880]雀蒙眼呀似鳔粘
[00:56.180]鼻泪常流擦不干
[01:00.480]人到面前看不准
[01:04.850]常拿李四当张三
[01:09.280]年轻人笑话咱
[01:13.650]说我糊涂又装憨
[01:17.770]亲朋老幼人人烦
[01:21.570]儿孙媳妇个个呀嫌
[01:30.870]牙又掉口流涎
[01:35.550]硬物难嚼囫囵咽
[01:39.800]一口不顺就噎着
[01:44.590]卡在嗓喉噎半天
[01:48.700]真难受颜色变
[01:53.010]眼前生死两可间
[01:57.320]儿孙不给送茶水
[02:01.620]反说老人嘴好馋
[02:05.990]鼻子漏如脓涎
[02:10.440]常常流落胸膛前
[02:14.750]茶盅饭碗人人恶
[02:19.110]席前陪客呀个个嫌
[02:23.540]头发少顶门寒
[02:27.850]凉风飕的脑袋酸
[02:32.530]冷天睡觉常戴帽
[02:36.580]拉被蒙头呀怕风钻
[02:40.890]侧身睡翻身难
[02:45.250]浑身疼痛苦难言
[02:49.620]盼明不明睡不着
[02:53.550]一夜小便六七呀番
[03:02.890]怕夜长怕风钻
[03:07.030]时常受风病来缠
[03:11.500]老来肺虚常咳嗽
[03:15.800]一口一口吐粘痰
[03:20.290]儿女们都恨咱
[03:24.540]说我邋遢不像前
[03:29.010]老得这样你还不死
[03:33.280]你要在世活千年
[03:37.770]脚又麻腿又酸
[03:42.140]行动坐卧真艰难
[03:46.440]扶杖难行二三里
[03:50.810]上炕如同登泰山
[03:55.000]无心记糊涂缠
[03:59.420]常拿初二当初三
[04:03.780]提起前来忘了后
[04:08.210]颠三倒四惹人烦
[04:12.910]年劳苦说不完
[04:16.640]仁人君子仔细参
[04:21.260]莫要嫌莫要嫌
[04:25.260]人生不能常少年
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