A CHANCE TO make a CHANGE A chance to tell the tale the way it is A chance to REARRANGE A chance you never had, just merely wished You're lying in the gutter Not feeling at all well Some parasite read your letter A one way ticket off to hell The juicier the story The quicker one will get in And no one will be sorry After chucking you in the bin I lost my soul while others stole the show I lot my soul cos it has been shown all over the world Got to keep up those ratings I'm rich because of you Must be awfully frustrating Here have a cigar or two Still lying in the gutter Media made it look swell So no one can be bothered That you're in a hell "Hey damn baby Hey are you going away So I'll give you a chance A chance to bring you a little higher Hey just a little bit Then thrown in fire "Oh dear you unfortunate thing Oh please next week you must come to the Show Oh goody am I not the king Oh yes I know you know I'm lower than low"