[00:01.690]I have five rules. Memorize them.
[00:03.950]Rule number one -- don't bother sucking up. I already hate you. That's not gonna change.
[00:07.800]Trauma protocol, phone list, pagers -- nurses will page you.
[00:12.270]You will answer every page at a run -- a run -- that's rule number two.
[00:16.730]Your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours.
[00:20.410]You're interns, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain.
[00:24.820]You run labs, write orders, work every second night until you drop, and don't complain.
[00:29.100]On-call rooms -- attendings hog them.
[00:32.020]Sleep when you can where you can, which brings me to rule number three.
[00:34.760]If I'm sleeping, don't wake me unless your patient is actually dying.
[00:38.910]Rule number four -- the dying patient better not be dead when I get there.
[00:41.700]Not only will you have killed someone, you would have woke me for no good reason. We clear?
[00:45.930]Yes?
[00:46.940]You said five rules. That was only four.
[00:50.620]Rule number five -- when I move, you move.
[00:54.700]Get out of my way!