Uh, this was in the mailbox.
Still? It came a couple days ago, and I left it there, hoping that the mailman would take it back.
It's from your credit card company, says "Final notice", all capital letters.
I know,they ruined the color pink forever.
How did this happen?
Well, I was all set to make the minimum payment of $150.
And?
Mark Jacobs ankle boots, 60% off!
You got let me help. Can I loan you the money?
No, I can't take the money.