Is bad for the the body and bad for the soul Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, Bad for the deaf, and bad for the blind Makes some men crazy and then they act like fools Makes some men crazy, and then they start to drool Unscrupulous operators could confuse Could exploit and deceive Conditional reflex theories and changing probabilities It's a crass and raucous crackass place It's a plague upon the the human race It's a terrible illness, it's a terrible case And it's usually permanent when it takes place It's a teenage nervous breakdown It's a teenage nervous breakdown