[00:00.72]Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
[00:03.07]I left my cell, my pager
[00:04.47]And my home phone at the bottom
[00:06.12]I sent two letters back in autumn
[00:07.92]You must not have got 'em
[00:09.13]It probably was a problem
[00:10.46]At the post office or somethin'
[00:11.87]Sometimes I scribble addresses
[00:13.35]Too sloppy when I jot 'em
[00:15.16]But anyways fuck it
[00:16.61]What's been up man, how's your daughter?
[00:18.08]My girlfriend's pregnant too
[00:19.34]I'm out to be a father
[00:20.52]If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
[00:22.83]I'm a name her Bonnie
[00:24.00]I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[00:27.06]I had a friend kill himself over some bitch
[00:28.52]Who didn't want him
[00:30.50]I know you probably hear this everyday
[00:31.86]But I'm your biggest fan
[00:33.31]I even got the underground
[00:35.13]shit that you did with scam
[00:36.77]I got a room full of your posters
[00:38.21]And your pictures man
[00:39.54]I like the shit you did with Ruckus too
[00:41.48]That shit was fat
[00:42.87]Anyways I hope you get this, man
[00:44.28]Hit me back just to chat
[00:45.85]Truly yours, your biggest fan
[00:47.31]This is Stan
[00:48.66]Call anymore
[00:50.50]I won't pick up the phone
[00:53.18]This is the last straw
[00:56.54]Don't wanna hurt anymore
[00:59.72]And you can say that you're sorry
[01:01.85]But I don't believe you baby
[01:02.87]Like I did before
[01:05.36]You're not sorry, no, no, no, no
[01:12.08]Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote
[01:14.26]I hope you have the chance, I ain't mad
[01:16.17]I just think it's fucked up, you don't answer fans
[01:18.40]If you didn't want to talk to me
[01:19.96]Outside the concert you didn't have to
[01:21.52]But you could've signed an autograph for Matthew
[01:23.98]He's only 6 years old
[01:25.24]We waited in the blistering cold for you
[01:27.20]For 4 hours and you just said "No"
[01:28.84]That's pretty shitty man
[01:30.19]You're like his fuckin' idol
[01:31.68]He wants to be just like you man
[01:33.28]He likes you more than I do
[01:34.56]Remember when we met in Denver
[01:36.35]You said if I write to you, you would write back
[01:38.43]See I'm just like you in a way
[01:40.02]I never knew my father neither
[01:41.30]He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
[01:43.93]I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs
[01:46.37]So when I have a shitty day
[01:48.17]I drift away and put 'em on
[01:49.48]Cause I don't really got shit else
[01:50.88]So that shit helps when I'm depressed
[01:52.56]I even got a tattoo
[01:54.03]With your name across the chest
[01:55.27]Sometimes I even cut myself
[01:57.21]To see how much it bleeds?
[01:58.65]It's like Adrenaline
[01:59.70]The pain is such a sudden rush for me
[02:01.30]See everything you say is real
[02:02.80]And I respect you 'cause you tell it
[02:04.50]My girlfriend's jealous
[02:05.84]'Cause I talk about you 24/7
[02:06.96]But she don't know you like
[02:09.08]I know you Slim, no one does
[02:10.49]She don't know what it was like?
[02:11.99]For people like us growing up
[02:13.36]You've gotta call me man
[02:14.38]I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[02:16.38]Sincerely yours, Stan
[02:17.64]P.S. We should be together too
[02:24.29]Call anymore
[02:26.71]I won't pick up the phone
[02:29.13]This is the last straw
[02:32.49]Don't wanna hurt anymore
[02:35.63]And you can say that you're sorry
[02:37.40]But I don't believe you baby
[02:38.45]Like I did before
[02:40.98]You're not sorry, no, no, no, no
[02:48.45]Dear Mister, I'm too good to call or write my fans
[02:50.80]This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
[02:53.99]It's been six months and still no word
[02:55.47]I don't deserve it?
[02:56.44]I know you got my last two letters
[02:57.58]I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
[02:59.72]So this is my cassette I'm sending you
[03:01.81]I hope you hear it
[03:02.96]I'm in the car right now
[03:04.26]I'm doing 90 on the freeway
[03:05.86]Hey Slim, I drink a fifth of vodka
[03:08.05]Ya dare me to drive?
[03:09.33]You know this song by Phil Collins
[03:10.53]'From the air in the night'
[03:12.22]About that guy who could have saved
[03:13.67]That other guy from drowning?
[03:14.95]But didn't, then Phil saw it all
[03:16.26]Then at his show he found him
[03:17.84]That's kinda how this is
[03:19.08]You could have rescued me from drowning
[03:20.78]Now it's too late
[03:21.88]I'm on a thousand downers, now I'm drowsy
[03:23.68]And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
[03:27.04]I hope you know
[03:27.92]I ripped all your pictures off the wall
[03:29.23]I loved you Slim, we could have been together
[03:32.36]Think about it, you ruined it now
[03:34.24]I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
[03:36.37]I hope your conscious eats at you
[03:38.15]And you can't breathe without me
[03:39.26]See Slim, "Shut up bitch!
[03:40.77]I'm trying to talk"
[03:42.03]Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk
[03:44.12]But I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up
[03:46.18]See I ain't like you
[03:48.27]'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more
[03:50.08]And then she'll die too
[03:50.98]Well gotta go
[03:52.81]I'm almost at the bridge now
[03:53.99]Oh shit! I forgot!
[03:55.80]How am I supposed to send this shit out?
[04:00.15]You had me falling for you honey
[04:01.40]And it never would've gone away, no
[04:05.66]You used to shine so bright
[04:07.13]But I watched all of it fade
[04:10.13]So you don't have to call anymore
[04:14.50]I won't pick up the phone
[04:17.00]This is the last straw
[04:20.47]Don't wanna hurt anymore
[04:23.59]And you can say that you're sorry
[04:25.56]But I don't believe you baby
[04:26.42]Like I did before
[04:29.19]You're not sorry, no, no, no, no
[04:35.16]No no no