I am a blank page in a notebook
Waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks

I am a bathroom wall  freshly painted over

To cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts
I am the Total Gym
I am the Salad Glove
I am the Slap Chop
I'm the forever lazy

I am a boring and worthless thing  and nobody should save me

I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid

Whose name is most likely Cody

He had a juice box for breakfast
And he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley

And Cody doesn't have friends
And his parents hate each other
And he wants to find a better way to love his family

And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's

I am the camera that watches you

When you think you are awake

And I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
That keeps all their cocaine safe

I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings

At an all you can eat buffet

I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today

And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth

In a history class from the future

I'm the nuclear test  called Operation Dominic
That gave my grandfather cancer

I am a video store clerk and an angel of death
Hello how are you

My Name is Trevor

Prepare to die
Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever