I was a sexy little viper ruin In the corner of a King Tut tomb When the hate train started Going choo choo I was a rat on a burning ship When we sunk our fire got put out It was just like the great plague It's like the birth of underwear Hey dude I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you Hating you won't make you suck any less I was a wheel in a war machine Now I'm a toilet in a restaurant Somebody's gotta do it I know my place I was a baby killing Cadillac Now I'm a drug induced heart attack Somebody's gotta do it I know my place Hey dude I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you Hating you won't make you suck any less Have you ever wanted to be Have you ever wanted to see Someone better in the mirror Have you ever wanted to go Have you ever wanted to know Somewhere greener somewhere cleaner I bet you got something beautiful in mind They're gonna beat me till I'm black and blue Give me a kokopelli face tattoo And I'll tell you a secret Cult of the wayward youth In the blood cult of the wayward youth I've got a bad case of The yellow flashlight blues Let me tell you some weird shit It's gonna be a back of shelf all inside my house Hey dude I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you Hating you won't make you suck any less Hating you won't make you suck any less Hating you won't make you suck any less