[00:01.52]風生水起 - 農夫(Feat.麥玲玲)
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[00:06.01]玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇　農夫今年又攞獎喇
[00:11.76]睇掌睇掌睇相　急急如律令
[00:15.27]攞獎攞獎演唱　俾啲掌聲有請
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[00:17.96]一命二運三風水　人有三衰六旺　我仲要衰到幾歲
[00:23.69]究竟點解　佢出世嗰時含住條金鎖匙
[00:26.61]又點解　我成間屋仲細過佢個坐厠
[00:29.53]又點解　我次次買六合彩時中得一個字
[00:32.80]係咪我出事　出世喺亥時
[00:34.34]點解　佢係我波士揸波子
[00:37.03]我好多Coins佢好多女士
[00:38.88]同人唔同命同遮唔同柄
[00:40.37]十九八七六五四三二一
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[00:42.44]一命二運三風水　四捨五入犯太歲
[00:47.60]六六無窮都仲咁衰　七除八扣又九十歲
[00:50.42]十個光頭都唔同命水
[00:51.91]人出唱片我出唱片　出到喺頒獎典禮裡面
[00:55.40]鏡頭唔影呢面　觀眾睇我唔見
[00:58.23]我哋坐喺側田嘅側面側面側面側過側田
[01:02.59]點樣先做到歌星　急急如律令　俾啲掌聲有請
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[01:06.20]玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇　農夫今年又攞獎喇
[01:11.74]睇掌睇掌睇相　急急如律令
[01:14.71]攞獎攞獎演唱　俾啲掌聲有請
[01:17.70]一命二運三風水　四積陰德五六歲
[01:23.57]七八年後我生個女　九十幾歲都仲未去
[01:26.34]個個都唔同命水
[01:27.50]人踢波時我又踢波
[01:29.28]但係點解人哋踢皇馬　我就踢南華
[01:32.47]球迷唔多想睇　我又唔多矜貴
[01:34.83]場場都以和為貴打和打和和過和仔
[01:38.44]點樣先做到球星　急急如律令
[01:40.25]俾啲掌聲有請
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[01:42.67]獨白(麥玲玲)
[01:42.88]我話屬豬嘅朋友　屬鼠嘅朋友
[01:44.90]屬牛嘅朋友　屬老虎嘅朋友
[01:47.66]屬蛇嘅朋友　屬馬嘅朋友
[01:50.64]夠唔夠十二生肖呀　(點呀　嘅朋友點呀)　嘅朋友
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[01:53.68]睇掌睇掌睇相　急急如律令
[01:56.74]攞獎攞獎演唱　我哋有請玲玲
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[01:59.38]Rap(麥玲玲)
[01:59.89]我一出世就識睇梅花易數
[02:02.60]用咗廿年羅庚東南西北梗係分到
[02:05.69]我掌又睇到　相又睇到
[02:08.36]要Rap都完全冇難度
[02:11.41]鼻頭好有肉　內心就冇毒
[02:14.37]眼睛水汪汪　桃花運暢旺
[02:17.38]眉尾散　儲錢難
[02:20.43]上唇厚重情　下唇厚比較重性
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[02:23.40]玲玲玲玲　我有嘢問
[02:25.03]問吓我嘅桃花運
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[02:26.64]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:26.83]C君好男人　過幾年就結婚
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[02:29.37]呀玲玲玲玲 　我有嘢問
[02:30.89]問吓我老婆係乜嘢人
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[02:32.21]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:32.45]陸永大情人　個老婆好銷魂
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[02:35.36]呀師父答唔答得到
[02:36.82]我第時做乜嘢好
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[02:38.20]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:38.41]C君文筆好　最啱做寫稿佬
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[02:41.24]呀師父賞個面
[02:42.79]答我做咩至有錢
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[02:44.07]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:44.41]陸永要表演　最適合做幕前
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[02:47.41]玲玲玲玲咪走住
[02:48.88]農夫有咩要注意呀
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[02:50.46]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:50.79]C君多主意　陸永要做主持
[02:53.25]羅庚最緊要睇得啱
[02:56.35]人哋點樣講你都好閒
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[03:05.55]玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇
[03:08.35]農夫今年又攞獎喇
[03:11.32]睇掌睇掌睇相　急急如律令
[03:14.32]攞獎攞獎演唱　俾啲掌聲有請
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