Put this down for the record It’s more or less un-checkered Wasted days and wasted nights Made me a ******* beggar No soul, my milk is curdled I’m the burgermeister of purgatory Look out for that hot plate Guess that’s all you got, great You put the **** in ****tail, man Well I put the tail WAIT! Watch me walk Blowtorch a hole in the armor And I don’t need the tip I am in love with your daughter And though she has no need I’m the one who’s got some trotters You’ve many mouths to feed Indie Cindy Be in love with me I beg for you to carry me Mixed messages from Sir Naff Please authenticate Just to be sure that you’re a sap Set for stun automatica Crap is their operative Locomotive of the longest death There goes Indie Cindy whose Sails were black when it was windy We offed ourselves in a lover’s pact We threw ourselves into the sea Well looksie what the wind washed back As we follow the bouncing ball They call this dance the washed up crawl I beg for you to carry me I beg for you to carry me