Love and marriage, love and marriage 
 Go together like a horse and carriage 
 This I tell you brother 
 You can't have one without the other
 
 Love and marriage, love and marriage 
 It's an institute you can't disparage 
 Ask the local gentry 
 And they will say it's elementary
 
 Try, try, try to separate them 
 It's an illusion 
 Try, try, try, and you will only come 
 To this conclusion
 
 Love and marriage, love and marriage 
 Go together like the horse and carriage 
 Dad was told by mother 
 You can't have one, you can't have none, 
 you can't have one without the other!
 
 Try, try, try to separate them 
 It's an illusion 
 Try, try, try, and you will only come 
 To this conclusion
 
 Love and marriage, love and marriage 
 Go together like the horse and carriage 
 Dad was told by mother 
 You can't have one, you can't have none, 
 you can't have one without the other!