[00:00.100]I'm Number One - Constantine/Ricky Gervais
[00:00.200]Written by：Bret McKenzie
[00:00.751]I'm number one you're number two
[00:04.550]We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you
[00:08.630]I'm number one you're number two
[00:12.690]I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me
[00:16.968]I'm one you're one you're number two
[00:20.18]I'm number two you may think that you're smarter
[00:22.768]But I'm smarterer than you I'm number one
[00:26.427]You're number two
[00:28.487]You're lucky to be number two not number three
[00:33.816]I can see by the look in your eye
[00:36.926]You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
[00:41.546]One day you'll get your chance but in the mean time
[00:46.556]You got to dance monkey dance
[00:49.796]Really I hate dancing
[00:51.495]Do it dance monkey dance haha
[01:00.613]I'm number two he's number one
[01:04.773]I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
[01:08.693]I'm number two he's number one
[01:11.572]I'm number one
[01:12.862]You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog
[01:17.662]I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone
[01:22.272]And I'm at the front of the line
[01:25.522]It won't be long until I get my chance
[01:28.392]But in the mean time I've got to dance monkey dance
[01:36.552]Dance monkey dance now watch me
[01:52.571]I'm number one he's number one
[01:54.481]You're number two
[01:55.791]I'm number two I'll bet you kid
[01:57.961]There you go now step aside this segments through I'm one
[02:02.171]You're one I'm number one yes we know I'm
[02:07.230]He's number one
[02:15.690]That's how it's done