[00:05.73]Have you ever met a man of [00:06.81]good character where women [00:08.07]are concerned? [00:09.09]Well, I haven't. [00:10.20]I find that the moment a [00:11.34]woman makes friends with me [00:12.51]she becomes jealous, exacting, [00:14.82]suspicious, and a damn nuisance. [00:18.66]And I find that the moment [00:19.53]I make friends with a woman [00:20.70]I become selfish and tyrannical.