[00:00.00] 作曲 : 陳奐仁
[00:00.343] 作词 : 林海峰/黃仲凱
[00:01.30]（唔好意思　林海峰仲係后台换梗衫
[00:04.35]所以呢　佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍
[00:07.85]The invisible man　独家呈献
[00:13.64]请大家快啲坐低　将手机关掉
[00:16.71]吸烟嘅朋友请你食埋最后一口烟
[00:20.12]因为林海峰就快出场啦）
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[00:23.80]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐撑到硬
[00:27.99]ABC餐洗乜点拣　冇饭气攻心至烦
[00:32.39]踎低喷饭　医饱食粥无咁烦
[00:36.75]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭
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[00:41.35]港岛李生　屋企复式背向山
[00:45.84]海景烟花眼咪眨　可惜天天要上班
[00:49.90]呢位老板　公司休息佢照返
[00:54.04]通宵加班无去玩　早餐等于佢晚餐
[00:58.46]身体郁一郁就散　即刻睇医生执药单
[01:02.41]食到佢眼坦坦　佢话出得嚟行预咗要还
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[01:06.93]辛苦你 每餐有药配抑郁送饭
[01:15.20]食饱　冚被　最好瞓　唔係话咁简单
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[01:24.36]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐咁困难
[01:28.77]生粒金蛋吞粒子弹　最后个医生最赚
[01:33.02]踎低喷饭　只想医饱无嘢烦
[01:37.37]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭
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[01:41.84]踎低　有蚀　有赚　喷饭
[01:50.45]踎低　有药　送饭　吃饭
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[01:59.54]天水李生　揾得几多够半餐
[02:03.91]几多散工佢要争　一夫当关无税单
[02:08.01]悭得要悭　悭得几多买隻蛋
[02:13.47]仔仔女女要吔橙　橙橙蛋蛋都要拣
[02:17.69]早餐担心到晚餐　李生嗌一声你老板
[02:21.78]索啖气博命歎　佢话条路难行佢都照行
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[02:26.38]辛苦你　每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭
[02:34.51]食饱　冚被　最好瞓 　唔係话咁简单
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[02:43.73]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐咁困难
[02:48.08]一开个簿得过散纸好散　最后个袋胶到烂
[02:52.42]踎低喷饭　只想医饱无嘢烦
[02:56.78]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭
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[03:00.83]踎低　无蚀　无赚　喷饭
[03:09.48]踎低　无肉　有饭　吃饭
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[03:35.70]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐撑到硬
[03:39.98]ABC餐洗乜点拣　无饭气攻心至烦
[03:44.40]踎低喷饭　医饱食粥无咁烦
[03:48.75]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　坐落马桶想喷饭
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[03:53.12]踎低　有事　要办　喷饭
[04:01.86]粒粒　够硬　跌落　索啖
[04:10.62]金光灿烂
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[04:13.04]（唔好意思  林海峰依家去紧厕所
[04:15.85]就快返嚟  请等等）
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