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[00:05.200]I was down in music city 'bout a week ago
[00:07.880]I wanted to see the Grand Ole Opry show
[00:10.510]So I hailed a cab and I headed down to Opryland
[00:15.450]They said they sold their last ticked the day before
[00:18.140]So I kinda just hung around the backstage door
[00:20.820]And down the steps she came, man oh man
[00:26.580]My favourite female country star
[00:28.830]She waved her fans and headed for her car
[00:31.630]Her tire, unlike her body, was very flat
[00:36.910]She said, could you change my tire
[00:39.340]I said your wish is my desire
[00:41.890]As she raised the lid, I grabbed her bumper jack
[00:46.990]She said I sure do appreciate you're changing my tire
[00:52.520]If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was
[00:55.050]You'd say I was making it up
[00:57.520]You've seen her on the screen and country magazines
[01:00.130]You'd think I was making it up
[01:02.660]She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it
[01:08.060]Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was
[01:14.640]She said you need a lift and I said well,
[01:17.110]You can drop me of at the York motel
[01:19.750]So we headed down Briley parkway in the town
[01:24.730]I told her I got all your records ma'am,
[01:27.200]She smiled and said well I be damned
[01:30.190]Say you're kind of cute fellar, wanna mess around?
[01:35.310]When we got to my room just to be polite
[01:37.670]I said sure wish I could've heard you sing tonight
[01:40.640]She smiled at me and said what you wanna hear?
[01:45.860]Now if I was one of them country music folks
[01:48.400]I'll tell you, she'd sure get my vote for the best performance of the year
[01:56.110]If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was
[01:58.620]You'd say I was making it up
[02:01.190]You've seen her on the screen and country magazines
[02:03.790]You'd think I was making it up
[02:06.310]She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it
[02:11.800]Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was
[02:18.290]Well I tell you this much
[02:20.030]When I put my arms around her and squeezed her real tight
[02:24.000]She looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes,
[02:28.210]Took a deep breath in the sigh and said
[02:33.410]Howdy I'm just so proud to be here
[02:39.130]If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was
[02:41.560]You'd say I was making it up
[02:44.110]You've seen her on the screen and country magazines
[02:46.620]You'd think I was making it up
[02:49.210]She said it was our little secret and by gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it
[02:54.590]Anyway you wouldn't believe it If I told you who it was