[00:03.20]I can't believe we've never done this. It's so good! 我们居然没试过 真舒服
[00:07.47]It's so good for Monica. 摩妮卡好舒服
[00:13.27]Time's up! My turn. 时间到，该我了
[00:16.85]-That was half an hour? -It's your timer. 已经半小时了？ 计时器是你的
[00:22.55]I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages. 我不想自夸，但我最会按摩了
[00:27.36]All right,then massage me up right nice! 那就给我按下去吧
[00:35.40]It's so good,isn't it? 很舒服吧？
[00:37.07]I don't know what I did to deserve it. 舒服到我觉得我无福消受
[00:41.00]Now stop trying to add more time to your massage. 别想把时间延长
[00:46.84]Say goodbye to sore muscles! 跟酸痛肌肉说再见吧
[00:48.81]Goodbye,muscles! 肌肉，再见
[00:52.15]The One with Joey's Bag 本集播出：“父女相认”
[00:00.00]
[01:39.66]She gives the worst massages ever! 她的按摩技术烂到不行
[01:43.43]It was like she was torturing me for information. 感觉就像她在拷问我
[01:47.20]I wanted to give it up. I just didn't know what it was! 我很想招，又不知道要招什么
[01:51.64]If it hurts that bad, you should tell her. 要是真的很痛，你应该告诉她
[01:54.64]For the first time, I'm in a real relationship. 我这辈子第一次这么认真
[01:57.61]I won't screw that up by telling the truth. 我才不要因为说实话而搞砸
[02:02.95]Dude,look out! 小心
[02:04.65]You almost crushed my hat. 你差点踩扁我的帽子
[02:07.06]Sorry. 对不起
[02:09.06]And the bunny got away. 兔子跑走了
[02:19.27]This would be the place where you explain the hat. 你该解释这顶帽子的事了
[02:26.47]This is called a top hat. 这个叫礼帽
[02:32.48]And why are you wearing this? Is it "top hat"? 你为何要戴这顶…礼帽是吧？
[02:39.72]There's this play... 现在有一出舞台剧
[02:41.49]...and I'm up for the part of this cool, suave, international guy. 我要去应徵一个很有品位的角色
[02:45.66]A clotheshorse. So I figure... 他很会穿衣服 我估计...
[02:47.73]...everyone at the audition will wear ultra-hip,high-fashion stuff. ...去试镜的人 一定都会穿得很时尚有品位
[02:52.53]And you'll make them disappear? 你要把他们都变不见？
[02:55.54]Like you could find something this sophisticated. 有什么比这顶帽子更有品？
[03:00.41]Done! 搞定
[03:02.88]If you want to look good, come to the store. I'll help you. 乔伊，你可以来找我选衣服
[03:07.42]-Thanks! -Sure. 太好了，谢谢
[03:09.08]Please, take those off! 不客气…拜托快拿掉
[03:14.02]Hey,Phoebe. How's it going? 菲比，今天好吗？
[03:16.69]Only okay because I just got back from the hospital. 还好而已，因为我刚去过医院
[03:20.70]Are you all right? 什么？ 你还好吗？
[03:22.36]I'm fine, but my grandma sort of died. 不，我很好，但是我外婆死了
[03:26.90]Phoebe,sorry. 真遗憾
[03:28.07]It's okay. 没关系
[03:29.30]She had a really incredible life. 她这一生过得很精彩
[03:31.54]It's not like I won't see her again. She'll visit. 我也不是永远见不到她 她会来找我
[03:37.15]Maybe she's with us right now. 也许她现在就在这里？
[03:40.05]Right. She's on a new spiritual plain and she'll come to the coffeehouse. 是啊，第一天进入新世界 结果跑来咖啡馆
[03:45.15]I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside! 喂！外面车上有两个人在嘿咻
[03:51.56]Phoebe' grandmother just died. 菲比的外婆刚过世
[03:55.30]Oh,my God! I'm so sorry. 天哪，对不起
[03:58.00]Actually, it's kind of cool. Because it's like... 没关系，其实这样还蛮酷的
[04:01.44]...you know,one life ends and another begins. 一个生命结束 另一个生命诞生
[04:05.91]Not the way they're doing it. 他们的做法很难
[04:10.08]What happened? How did she die? 怎么回事？她是怎么过世的？
[04:12.98]We were in the market... 我们在超市...
[04:14.35]...and she bent down to get some yogurt and never came back up again. 她弯腰去拿优格 就再也没起来过
[04:20.26]I'm so sorry. 真令人遗憾
[04:21.79]The last thing she said was: 她最后说的话倒很窝心
[04:23.93]"You get the eggs, I'll get the yogurt, and we'll meet at the checkout counter." “你去拿蛋，我拿优格” “我们在出口见”
[04:29.46]You know what? 你们知道吗？
[04:30.97]We will meet at the checkout counter. 我们绝对会在人生的出口见
[04:39.07]（布鲁明戴尔百货公司）
[04:41.04]Since you're returning all this stuff... 衣服得归还
[04:44.21]...you'll have to wear underwear. 所以你得穿内裤
[04:47.48]All right. You'd better show me that too. 好，那你还得拿内裤给我
[04:51.89]It's missing something. 还少了点什么…
[05:01.73]Really? A purse? 我知道了 皮包喔？
[05:03.67]It's not a purse. It's a shoulder bag. 这不是皮包，是背包
[05:07.24]It looks like a woman's purse. 很像女人的皮包
[05:09.97]Trust me, all the men are carrying them in the spring catalog. 不，相信我 春季型录上的男模都在背
[05:14.31]See,look. Men carrying the bag. 你看，男人，背包包
[05:17.85]See,look. Women carrying the bag. 你看，女人，背包包
[05:27.89]But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man. 我一个男人背女用皮包 居然很帅
[05:34.50]Exactly. Unisex! 没错，男女通用 （音同“你需要**”）
[05:36.83]Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago. 你或许需要，我2天前刚做过
[05:41.44]No,Joey. U-N-I sex. 不，我是说男女通用 （音同“你和我**”）
[05:46.71]I ain't gonna say no to that! 我绝对不会拒绝
[05:57.72]-Who is it? -It's Phoebe. 哪一位？ 菲比
[05:59.62]Oh,great! 太好了
[06:01.89]Oh,you. 原来是你…
[06:04.46]What's up? 有什么事？
[06:07.70]Well,I sort of have some bad news. Can I come in? 有个坏消息，我可以进去吗？
[06:12.73]No,thanks. 还是不要好了
[06:19.44]Grandma died today. 外婆今天死了
[06:22.24]Didn't she die like five years ago? 她不是5年前就死了？
[06:25.11]No,she just died today. 不是，她今天刚死
[06:28.28]We're having a memorial service tomorrow. 明天要举行告别式
[06:31.39]Okay,I know I went to that already. 我参加过她的告别式了
[06:34.39]No,you didn't! 你才没有
[06:36.12]Then who's been dead? 那是谁死了5年？
[06:37.89]Lots of people! 很多人
[06:41.63]-Look,are you coming or not? -No. 你到底要不要来？ 不要
[06:47.57]I thought she was dead, so I've made my peace. 我以为她已经死了 我已经接受这件事了
[06:52.41]Plus I'm going to a concert. 而且我明天要听演唱会
[06:54.44]I'd invite you, but I only have two tickets left. 我也想找你，但我只剩两张票
[06:59.58]-Fine. Okay,enjoy your concert. -Thanks. Enjoy your funeral! 好，你慢慢听 谢了，你慢慢告别
[07:15.76]You look just like your son, Mrs. Tribbiani. 崔比亚尼太太 你长得真像你儿子
[07:20.00]What? Are you referring to my man's bag? 什么？你在说我的男用包包？
[07:24.47]I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. 我原以为它只中看 结果它也很中用，你们看
[07:28.21]It's got compartments for your wallet,keys,address book.... 各种夹层都有 放皮夹的 放钥匙的 放电话簿的
[07:32.35]Your makeup. 放化妆品的
[07:35.68]What are you doing? The audition's tomorrow. 乔伊，你怎么背着包包？ 你明天才试镜
[07:38.49]Yeah,but sandwich time is right now. 但现在是三明治时间
[07:41.69]You get mustard on that bag, you can't return it. 要是沾到芥末就不能还了
[07:44.69]Why would I return this? I love this bag! 干嘛要还？我爱这个包包
[07:47.73]-All right,then you owe me $350. -Fine. 好，那你欠我350  好
[07:51.53]Do you take Vasa or Mooster Card? 你收VASA或万事达吗
[07:56.84]Relax,I'll pay you with the money from the job I'll get. Thanks to you. 别紧张啦 你帮我拿到这个角色 到时领了钱就给你
[08:02.21]What's the part? Auntie Mame? 什么角色，反男人？
[08:05.35]Don't listen to them. I think it's sexy. 别理他们，我觉得很性感
[08:08.48]You-and-I sexy? 你和我，性感？
[08:17.36]Hello,Mrs. Pinilla. Thank you for coming. 潘奈拉太太，谢谢你来
[08:20.66]Here's your 3-D glasses. 这是你的3D眼镜
[08:25.37]Reverend Pong will say when to put them on. 要戴时彭牧师会说
[08:31.71]Hi,sweetie. 嗨，亲爱的
[08:33.21]-How are you holding up? -Fine. 你还好吗？ 还好
[08:35.58]Hey,Phoebe. I'm so sorry. 节哀顺变
[08:39.85]You know what? My grandma had the exact same bag! 我外婆有个一模一样的包包
[08:44.19]I brought you flowers. 我带了花来
[08:45.62]Oh,thanks! 谢谢
[08:47.39]Pulling flowers out makes the bag look masculine. 这样感觉有男人味多了
[08:53.39]Excuse me,is this the memorial? 请问告别式是在这里吗？
[08:55.90]Yeah.Welcome. Hello. 对，欢迎 你好
[08:57.80]Here's your 3-D glasses. 这是你的3D眼镜
[08:59.57]Thanks. All right. 谢谢，好
[09:03.04]So how did you know Frances? 你是怎么认识法蘭西丝的？
[09:05.41]Actually,I hadn't seen her for years. 我们多年不见
[09:08.31]But I was pretty tight with her and her daughter. 我以前跟她和她的女儿很亲
[09:13.25]What's your name? 是吗？尊姓大名？
[09:14.65]Frank Buffay. 法蘭克布非
[09:19.09]You know what? Strike that. My name,actually,is Joe. 更正，其实我叫…乔
[09:24.13]Joe Hill. 乔希尔
[09:25.79]You're Frank Buf 你是法蘭克布非？
[09:27.09]No! Joe Hill. 不是，乔希尔
[09:30.73]You just said 你刚才说…
[09:31.97]I got to go. Thank you so much for coming. 我该走了，谢谢你来
[09:36.64]But... 但是…
[09:38.81]Oh,my God! 我的天哪
[09:40.34]What happened? 什么？ 怎么了？
[09:41.91]That was my dad. 那是我爸 天哪
[09:44.78]Check it out! 你们看
[09:46.91]It's like it's coming right at me. 我的手好像正朝着我来
[09:58.33]-Did you catch him? -What did he say? 追到他了吗？ 他怎么说？
[10:00.83]He said, "Nice to meet you,Glenda." 他说：很高兴认识你，葛蘭达
[10:05.30]I couldn't give him my real name. 我当然不能说出真名
[10:07.67]Why not? 为什么？
[10:09.04]You saw the way he ran. 你们也看到他走得像飞了
[10:10.67]You think he'd talk to the daughter he abandoned? 难不成他会留下来 跟他抛弃的女儿聊天？
[10:13.71]What did you say to him? 那你怎么说？
[10:15.68]I said I was the executor of the will and I needed to talk to him. 我自称法蘭西丝的遗嘱执行人 有事找他谈
[10:20.15]I'm going to meet him at the coffeehouse. 我们待会约在咖啡馆
[10:23.18]Could everyone take their seats? 请各位就座
[10:25.32]I just can't think about that now. 我现在没办法想这个
[10:28.19]I want to say goodbye to my grandma. 我只想跟我外婆道别 好
[10:31.29]Let's go say goodbye. 走吧
[10:45.81]I'm off to my audition. How do I look? 我要去面试了，怎么样？
[10:49.64]Great! That bag will get you that part. 帅呆了，那个包包会让你包中
[10:52.48]And a date with a man. 还能钓到男人
[10:56.05]You know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag. 随你怎么取笑我 这个包包很棒
[11:00.39]And it's as handy as it is becoming. 而且是好看又好用
[11:03.36]Just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. 你们不懂不代表是错的
[11:07.90]You guys have to get used to the fact that Joey... 以后你们都得习惯有乔伊…
[11:11.57]...comes with a bag! 就有包包
[11:15.20]I've got to meet my dad. 我也该走了，我得去见我爸
[11:17.54]Will you tell him who you are? 你会表明你的身分吗？
[11:19.44]Not at first. I don't want to freak him out. 先不会，我不想吓跑他
[11:22.24]But aren't you pissed at him? 但是你不气他吗？
[11:24.41]This guy abandoned you. 这家伙遗弃了你
[11:26.58]If it were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger. 如果是我，他就等着挨揍吧
[11:31.12]I'd walk in there, I'd be like, "Yo,Dad! 我会走进去说 “喂，老爸”
[11:36.09]You and me,outside. Right now!" “我们现在就出去解决”
[11:40.39]I kind of scared myself. 我都吓到自己了
[11:43.26]Well,at least you scared someone. 那起码有吓到人
[11:47.27]You'd think I'd be angry. 说也奇怪，我应该很生气
[11:49.40]You'd think I'd want to rip his tiny, little head off! 我应该很想扭断他那颗头
[11:54.31]Fortunately, I'm past it. 幸好我已经释怀了
[11:57.11]You do seem a little tense. Here,let me help you. 你看起来的确有点紧绷 我帮你捏一捏 好
[12:01.15]Get off! 放开我！
[12:03.32]Stop it! Why are you doing that to me? 住手！你为什么这样苦毒我？
[12:07.12]What are you talking about? 你在说什么？
[12:08.59]As a masseuse and a human... 身为一个按摩师和一个人类
[12:11.73]...I'm begging you, never do that to anyone! 我恳求你永远别帮别人按摩
[12:16.10]I give good massages. 我很会按摩啊
[12:20.47]I gave them to Rachel before she got allergic. 我以前都帮瑞秋按摩 是她后来会过敏
[12:25.81]And Chandler, he loves them! Watch. 钱德也很喜欢，你看
[12:30.31]He does not like it. He's in pain! 他才不喜欢，他痛得快要死了
[12:32.91]-No,he's not. -Yes,he is! 他才没有 他有
[12:36.08]-What? -I'm sorry,but 什么？ 对不起，但是…
[12:44.13]You've been lying to me? 你一直在骗我？
[12:45.76]I can't believe that. 我真不敢相信
[12:47.63]Maybe he didn't want to hurt you. 也许他只是不希望你难过
[12:49.86]But the minute we start to lie to each other.... 但我们一旦开始欺骗对方…
[12:56.50]And by "we"... 我说的“我们”...
[12:58.17]...I mean society. ...指的是社会
[13:02.68]Anytime you're ready. 你好了就开始
[13:05.71]Well,you must be new here. 你一定是新来的
[13:08.02]Maybe we get a table, I buy you a drink. 我们找张桌子，我请你喝一杯
[13:10.62]Could you try it without the purse? 抱歉，你能不能不要背皮包？
[13:14.89]Yeah,sure. 当然可以
[13:20.33]Well,you must be new here. Maybe we sit 你一定是新来的 我们找张…
[13:24.63]Can I ask you something? 抱歉，我可以问一件事吗？
[13:26.37]Sure. What? 可以，什么事？
[13:27.64]Well,first, it's not a purse. 第一，这不是皮包
[13:32.21]Anytime. 好，再来
[13:33.51]If you think it's a woman's bag,it's not. 别以为这是女用皮包
[13:36.18]It's a man's bag. 这是男用提包
[13:38.98]Okay. And go! 好的，继续吧
[13:42.68]Let me show you the catalog. 我拿型录给你看
[13:45.89]Look. See? 你看
[13:48.59]It's the latest thing. 这是最新流行
[13:50.26]Everyone's got one. Men,women,children. 男人、女人、小孩都在背
[13:53.39]Do you sell these? 你在推销这些包包吗？
[13:57.36]No,these babies sell themselves. 不是，这些包包摆着就能卖
[14:01.60]Thank you. That was great. 好，谢谢，你表现得很好
[14:03.50]But I didn't read anything. 我什么都还没念
[14:05.27]I think we've seen enough. 我想这样就够了
[14:09.24]All right,I'll see you. 那好，再见
[14:11.01]We got it. We got it. 搞定了，搞定了
[14:15.38]-Is Rachel here? -No. 瑞秋在吗？ 不在
[14:17.95]Listen, I just wanted to apologize about the whole massage thing. 听我说 我想为下午和按摩的事道歉
[14:23.46]I really like them. 我很喜欢你的按摩
[14:26.23]Please,stop! 别再硬撑了
[14:29.56]We're supposed to be honest. 我们应该坦诚相对
[14:31.87]I wish you could tell me, "l don't like your massages." 我只希望你能明白告诉我 “我不喜欢你的按摩”
[14:40.11]I don't like your massages. 我不喜欢你的按摩
[14:44.71]See? It's no big deal. 看吧，又没什么
[14:48.32]But now you're crying! 但是你哭了
[14:50.38]I'm not crying about that. I'm crying about something at work. 我不是在哭这个 我是在哭公司的事
[14:55.76]-What? -My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages. 什么事？ 我男朋友说他不喜欢我的按摩
[14:59.66]You don't have to be best at everything. 你又不必事事都抢第一
[15:02.33]Oh,my God! You don't know me at all! 天哪，你一点也不暸解我
[15:09.30]You give the worst massages in the world. 好，你的按摩技术天下第一烂
[15:12.07]I'm crying here! 我在哭耶
[15:14.78]Look,hear me out. 听我说完
[15:16.18]You give the best bad-massages. 比烂的话你天下第一
[15:20.45]If anybody was looking for the best bad-massage... 如果有人在找最棒的烂按摩
[15:23.75]...and they thought, "Who's the best?" 他们自问：谁的烂技术最棒？
[15:26.25]They'd have to go to you. 那绝对非你莫属
[15:33.86]So you're saying that if there was an award... 你的意思是 如果有...
[15:37.33]...for the best bad-massage.... Who would get that? ...最佳烂按摩技术奖 那谁会得奖？    247 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,760 It would be you! 一定是你
[15:44.00]You,Monica! And you'd get all the votes. 你，摩妮卡 你会大获全胜
[15:48.31]So they could call the award, "The Monica"? 或许这个奖可以叫摩妮卡奖？
[15:52.95]Absolutely. 一定会的
[15:57.48]-I suck! -Yeah. 我烂透了 没错
[16:05.86]Thank you for meeting me. 谢谢你来见我
[16:07.73]Thank you. 谢谢
[16:09.80]Come sit. 这边坐
[16:13.50]Sit. 坐啊
[16:15.20]Sit! 坐
[16:18.64]Alrighty. Before we get started,I need you... 好的，在开始之前
[16:21.74]...to state for the record that you are,in fact,Frank Buffay. 你必须郑重声明 你其实是法蘭克布非
[16:26.18]Yes,I am. 是的，我是
[16:31.25]What did Frances leave me? 法蘭西丝留给我什么？
[16:34.05]That's why you wanted me to come. 这是你找我来的原因吧？
[16:37.59]Yes,she did. She left you... 是的 的确有，她留给你…
[16:42.00]...this lipstick. 这支口红
[16:46.70]这真是…
[16:49.00]It's used. 这是用过的
[16:53.24]Cool! 酷
[16:57.38]I have just a few questions to ask, so I'll get out my official forms. 我要请教几个问题 我把相关表格拿出来
[17:05.95]Okay. So question one: 好，第一个问题
[17:08.59]You were married to Frances' daughter,Lilly. Correct? 你娶了法蘭西丝的女儿莉莉 正不正确？
[17:12.63]Yes,I was. 对，没错
[17:15.60]Question two. Did that marriage end: 好，第二个问题 这段婚姻
[17:18.47]A: Happily? 一：很美满
[17:20.37]B: Medium? 二：普通
[17:22.90]Or C: In the total abandonment... 三：你最后...
[17:26.27]...of her and her two children? ...抛妻弃子
[17:29.21]It really says that? 表上真的这么写？
[17:30.64]Yeah,see? 对，你看
[17:33.78]I guess then I would have to say C. 那我就得选三了
[17:37.79]Total abandonment. 好，抛妻弃子
[17:40.95]Reasons for abandonment: 抛弃的原因
[17:43.06]A: Top-secret government work. 一：极机密政府工作
[17:46.89]B: Amnesia. 二：失意症
[17:48.26]Or C: You're just a selfish, irresponsible... 或是三 你就是个自私不负责的...
[17:51.80]...bad,bad man. 大坏蛋
[17:54.77]I don't want the lipstick that much. 其实我没那么想要这支口红
[17:58.94]Would you do me a favor? 请你帮个忙
[18:02.48]Would you give Lilly... 把这个交给莉莉
[18:05.15]...that,please? -What? 拜托. 什么？
[18:07.28]When you see Lilly, give her that note. 请把那张纸条交给她
[18:09.75]I wanted to talk to her at the memorial... 我本来想在告别式上找她谈
[18:12.65]...but I pictured her getting mad the way you did,and I chickened out. 但我觉得她也会像你这样发飙 就临阵退缩了
[18:18.16]I wrote her a note. Give it to her,please? 我写了那张纸条，请帮我转交
[18:20.86]But you came to see Lilly? 你想来找莉莉？
[18:24.53]Yeah. Why? 对，怎么了？
[18:26.67]Lilly's dead. 莉莉死了
[18:30.00]She what? 什么？
[18:31.54]She's dead. 她死了
[18:33.17]Are you sure? 你确定？
[18:34.48]If she isn't,cremating her was a big mistake. 没死就被火化就严重了
[18:39.01]I can't believe this. I just can't believe 我真不敢相信，怎么会…
[18:42.12]How? Oh,my God. 天哪， 怎么会？
[18:45.65]How long ago? 多久的事？
[18:46.99]17 years ago. 17年前
[18:51.29]What about the girls? 那女孩们呢？
[18:56.16]Well,Ursula is a waitress and she lives in Soho. 乌苏拉在当服务生，住在苏活
[19:01.90]And Phoebe... 菲比…
[19:05.47]...is on this couch. 就坐在这张沙发上
[19:14.92]Yep, lipstick and a daughter. Big day for you! 没错，口红和女儿 真是黄道吉日
[19:19.99]Phoebe,l.... 菲比，我…
[19:25.39]It's just,I don't know what to say. 我不知道该说什么
[19:29.93]I just can't believe that you're my daughter. You're so pretty. 你居然是我的女儿 你长得这么漂亮
[19:36.10]Yes, well, that's neither here nor there. 那个跟这个无关
[19:41.04]Would it make you feel better if I said... 你会不会好过一点
[19:44.08]...that I was very,very sorry I left? 如果我说我非常非常抱歉
[19:50.08]It doesn't matter what you say. It won't make a difference. 你说什么都没区别了
[19:53.52]So you can just go. 所以你可以走了
[19:56.79]Well,you know,in my defense, I was a lousy father. 好…我要辩解一下 我很不会当爸爸
[20:02.20]-That's your defense? -Yes,it is. 这叫辩解？ 没错
[20:04.97]I burned the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards. 我把牛奶烧焦，把尿布包反
[20:09.24]I made up a song to sing to you, but that made you cry even more. 我做了一首歌哄你睡觉 结果你哭得更厉害
[20:14.71]You make up songs? 你会写歌？
[20:16.11]Well,no,just that one. But it was stupid. 只有那一首 不过很白痴
[20:19.45]Let's see,how did it go? 我想想怎么唱…
[20:23.65]Sleepy girl,sleepy girl 爱困妹，爱困妹
[20:27.29]Why won't you go to sleep? 你为什么不睡觉？
[20:30.72]Sleepy girl,sleepy girl 爱困妹，爱困妹
[20:33.66]You're keeping me up 你害我不能睡觉
[20:54.82]I'm not very good at this. 我实在…这种事我不太行
[20:59.95]Well,I am. 我很行
[21:06.99]Not yet. No. 现在还不行
[21:14.03]How'd the audition go? 结果如何？
[21:15.54]Estelle said I didn't get it. 经纪人说没中
[21:17.24]What? Why? Joey, you were so ready for it. 什么？你准备得那么充分
[21:20.71]I thought so too... 我也这么想
[21:22.31]...but the casting people had problems with me. 但她说选角的人对我有意见
[21:25.18]What kind of problem? 什么意见？
[21:26.71]To tell you the truth... 老实说
[21:29.52]...they had a problem with the bag! 他们不喜欢这个包包
[21:33.25]You know what? It was a stupid play anyway. 反正也是出烂戏
[21:36.76]It's time to give up the bag. 乔伊，你该放弃这个包包了
[21:38.99]I don't want to give up the bag. 我不想放弃它
[21:41.83]I don't have to give it up. Do l,Rach? 我不必放弃它，对吧 瑞秋？
[21:47.73]You think I should give up the bag! 你觉得我应该放弃
[21:50.50]Joey, I'm sorry. As terrific as I think you are with it... 乔伊，对不起 我觉得你背起来很帅
[21:57.01]...I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag. 但世人或许还没办法接受你和你的包包
[22:04.25]I can't believe this! 你居然这么说
[22:06.09]Wait,I'm not saying you shouldn't have a bag. 等等，我不是说你不该带包包
[22:10.56]There are other bags that are maybe a little less... 但有其他争议性比较小的...
[22:15.46]...controversial. ...包包
[22:18.03]Yeah,they're called wallets. 对，叫做皮夹
[22:23.50]You're right. You're right. 你们说得对
[22:25.41]This bag has become like a part of me. 只是它已经成为我的一部分
[22:27.97]It's like...my bag. 它就像是…我的包包
[22:31.68]It had a place for everything. 什么东西都有地方摆
[22:35.55]-Oh,man. -What? 讨厌 怎么了？
[22:37.58]There's a whole series of pockets here I didn't even know about, Rach. Look. 有一组暗袋我没发现啦，瑞秋
[22:46.86]Ursula,I have the most amazing news. 乌苏拉，我有个天大的消息
[22:49.63]I found our dad. 我找到爸了
[22:51.97]Phoebe. 菲比啊
[22:56.44]Your sister. And I found our dad. 你妹妹，我找到爸了
[23:00.87]John Glenn? John Glenn is not our dad. 约翰葛伦不是我们的爸 （著名太空人）
[23:04.51]No,I will not join you in the lawsuit against him. 谁要跟你一起告他
[23:10.95]It doesn't matter that he wasn't there while we were growing up. 他没看着我们长大又怎样
[23:13.29]He's not our father. 他又不是我们的爸
[23:16.36]What do you mean that's for a jury to decide? 什么叫由陪审团决定？