[00:05.30]-What are you doing? -I reorganized the fridge.
[00:09.30]See? Bottom shelf, meats and dairy.
[00:13.31]Middle shelf,fruits and vegetables.
[00:16.54]And top shelf,expired products.
[00:21.22]Why are you doing this?
[00:22.65]Because I'm bored out of my mind.
[00:25.09]I've already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners.
[00:29.12]Dude,you just described seven days' worth of stuff.
[00:32.96]Spread it out a little. Haven't you ever been unemployed?
[00:36.77]I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
[00:39.27]Hey,don't get religious on me,okay?
[00:42.90]A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing.
[00:47.01]That's why we have comfortable chairs. Here,sit down.
[00:52.81]Ready? Watch.
[00:56.18]And then....
[01:00.16]-So,what? We just sit? -Oh,no,no.
[01:02.52]We're not gonna just sit. Watch.
[01:08.86]-Hello,Chandler Bing. -Hello,Mr. Bing.
[01:12.20]I love you.
[01:14.97]All right,whoever this is, stop calling me!
[01:19.77]It's been 6 months! It's not funny!
[01:23.91]I can see you, Mr. Bing.
[01:27.65]You look sexy in your new suit.
[01:30.75]Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!
[01:34.26]And that's Wednesday.
[01:37.83]The One with The lnappropriate Sister
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[02:25.64]Hey,you guys! Guess what?
[02:30.98]The British are coming?
[02:34.18]Oh,you and your ways.
[02:37.99]Since it's Christmas, I'm going to be collecting donations.
[02:42.49]I have my bell and later on I get my bucket.
[02:47.56]I'll be spreading joy to the people.
[02:49.90]Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough.
[02:53.10]So this year I'm doing the whole city.
[02:57.34]I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular.
[03:02.51]It's weird,you're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately.
[03:06.31]That is so not true.
[03:10.12]So,Phoebe,where are you doing your bell-ringing?
[03:13.56]They gave me a great spot right by Macy's.
[03:16.36]They never give a good spot to a rookie...
[03:18.99]...but I'm the only one who can say "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages.
[03:24.03]I lied!
[03:26.53]Oh,my God. Here's Danny.
[03:28.80]Just watch this.
[03:33.47]See? Still pretending he's not interested.
[03:39.51]He's coming over. Pretend we've forgotten who he is.
[03:42.65]-Hey,guys. -Hey,Danny.
[03:46.39]Oh,Danny! Hey!
[03:49.92]You know Rachel. She's nice. She's not bad to look at,right?
[03:54.73]Thanks,Mon.
[03:56.56]Of course.
[03:58.10]Do you want to go out on a date with her?
[04:02.10]Absolutely. Is Friday okay?
[04:06.27]Friday is perfect. She can't wait.
[04:09.11]On the date,I'll be able to talk to her directly?
[04:13.28]See you Friday.
[04:16.02]Okay,what the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me.
[04:20.09]I have a date with Danny!
[04:23.59]All right,it's 4:30, I guess my lunch break is over.
[04:28.76]-What are you guys gonna do? -lf you're going back to work...
[04:31.70]...I'll probably just hang out. You know,make some calls.
[04:41.21]How could I not get the part?
[04:43.31]The play was about a 29-year-old ltalian actor from Queens!
[04:47.32]Well,Talia Shire suddenly became available.
[04:50.55]She's a woman!
[04:52.89]What can I say? She nailed it!
[04:58.46]Is there anything else?
[05:00.33]You'll just say no again,but...
[05:02.90]...gay porn?
[05:07.30]Happy holidays!
[05:09.00]Feliz Navidad!
[05:11.74]Allo and Merry Christmas!
[05:14.34]Oh,thank you,sir! Here's some joy.
[05:19.81]-How's it going? -It's going okay.
[05:22.15]Good. Let me help you out.
[05:24.25]Oh,thanks!
[05:28.42]Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive.
[05:33.33]Yeah. I guess.
[05:37.77]Just get your nails done?
[05:40.67]Yes,Phoebe,but this is all I have,okay?
[05:43.87]Thanks. Happy holidays! Here's your joy.
[05:47.71]Thank you! Happy holidays and Wait.
[05:50.51]-You can't take money out. -I'm making change for the bus.
[05:54.35]Can't you leave the dollar for the poor?
[05:57.19]I'm poor. I gotta take the bus.
[06:00.12]Okay,season's greetings and everything, but still
[06:02.69]Bite me, blondie!
[06:06.96]I'm going to give him something besides joy. Just
[06:15.14]I can't believe I didn't get that part.
[06:18.44]I'm sorry,man.
[06:21.08]What you should do...
[06:22.78]...is make something happen for yourself.
[06:25.51]You know, like write a play.
[06:28.02]Or a movie. What about those Good Will Hunting guys?
[06:31.79]Be realistic,you know? If I did write something...
[06:35.79]...what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?
[06:42.50]Wait a second. I could star in it!
[06:44.80]Or that.
[06:47.77]I can't write. I mean,I'm an actor.
[06:50.77]I could act like a writer. Here....
[06:59.48]But see? Nada.
[07:02.88]I don't have the discipline that it takes. I can't do it.
[07:07.36]I'll help you.
[07:08.62]Yeah. I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it.
[07:12.96]Plus,it'll give me something to do.
[07:15.46]You'd do that for me? Thanks.
[07:17.97]
[07:21.64]...is the name of your main character. ...
[07:24.67]-Done. -And it can't be Joey.
[07:26.67]-It's not. -Or Joseph.
[07:35.48]What's up?
[07:36.68]I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl...
[07:39.89]...and he had his arm around her.
[07:42.22]Honey,I'm sorry.
[07:43.59]You should be. This is all your fault.
[07:47.53]You meddled in our relationship!
[07:50.67]You had no relationship!
[07:52.60]But I was doing my thing and everything...
[07:55.34]...was going according to the plan!
[07:57.61]Oh, God, stop with the plan!
[08:02.11]So what if you saw him with a girl?
[08:04.45]That doesn't mean anything.
[08:06.55]You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about...
[08:11.29]...that stupid subway girl.
[08:13.69]She was kind of stupid.
[08:16.59]You're right. I'm just going to go on the date.
[08:20.19]I'm just going to go on the date. That is the new plan.
[08:26.47]Hurry!
[08:42.65]-How do you spell "suspicious"? -Why?
[08:46.39]I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.
[08:51.96]Yes!
[08:53.93]Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero!
[08:58.27]You're driving me crazy with that.
[09:00.13]-I'll stop. -Don't stop.
[09:02.14]Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot.
[09:11.28]Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man's game now.
[09:15.52]-Want to play? -I can't play games.
[09:17.99]Ross'll be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule.
[09:22.52]So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home.
[09:26.86]All right.
[09:29.20]But listen,what do you say we...
[09:32.10]...crank it up a notch?
[09:34.20]I'm intrigued.
[09:36.00]All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid.
[09:39.27]But be careful. I want our security deposit back.
[09:42.64]We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts.
[09:47.18]Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?
[09:55.12]Thank you! Happy holiday.
[10:00.29]No,that's trash,young lady. You can't
[10:03.63]Stop that young lady! She donated trash!
[10:10.91]The charity's on fire!
[10:13.14]Help! Thank you. I need that!
[10:16.98]What is this?
[10:18.85]It's 9:00 in the morning!
[10:22.55]All right. "A room."
[10:25.32]"A man enters. He looks suspicious."
[10:32.59]That's it?
[10:35.10]You're supposed to have five pages done by now...
[10:38.37]...including an exciting incident.
[10:42.60]What is all this? "The Official Rulebook of Fireball."
[10:48.34]That's the game we played.
[10:50.24]It's great. You take a tennis ball,a bowl and lighter
[10:57.55]This is helping your career? You wanted to be an actor.
[11:01.22]Not the creator of "Crazy Lawsuit Game."
[11:04.73]You're right. I'll get back to work.
[11:07.19]Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work.
[11:10.97]Now come on.
[11:14.30]You can have this back when the five pages are done.
[11:29.48]-I had a nice time tonight. -So did l.
[11:32.45]I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
[11:44.23]I'd love to ask you in, but my sister's visiting.
[11:47.44]-I think she's asleep on the couch. -Your sister?
[11:51.01]Your sister's asleep on the couch?
[11:53.74]I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
[12:00.15]-I thought I heard you. -Hey,great,you're up.
[12:03.35]Rachel,my sister Krista.
[12:05.65]Nice to meet you.
[12:07.09]I wish you'd warned me. I'd have fixed myself up.
[12:10.19]-Like it would help. -You are so bad.
[12:13.26]-You are. -You are.
[12:14.60]-You are. -You are!
[12:17.26]You are so dead.
[12:18.93]I'm gonna get you. Come here!
[12:30.11]It's very nice to meet you.
[12:38.15]Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket!
[12:41.59]You wouldn't believe what people put in here!
[12:44.96]Does this look like a garbage can to you?
[12:48.30]Does it look like an ashtray?
[12:50.66]Does it look like a urinal?
[12:54.67]-So you going back out there? -Yeah, but I won't take any more crap.
[12:59.27]No more Mrs. Nice Bucket.
[13:03.48]Good. You're tough. You lived on the street.
[13:06.45]I'll go back to being Street Phoebe.
[13:10.28]But not totally back. Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys.
[13:18.99]Can I ask you guys something?
[13:21.76]I don't have brothers,so I don't know, but did you guys wrestle?
[13:26.67]-Oh,yeah. -All the time.
[13:28.54]In fact,I was undefeated.
[13:32.44]Well,you weighed 200 pounds.
[13:36.71]Still,I was quick as a cat.
[13:40.05]I met Danny's sister yesterday.
[13:42.55]-That was the girl on the subway. -You're kidding.
[13:46.05]They were very,you know...
[13:48.72]...wrestle-y. ...
[13:50.49]But I guess that's normal?
[13:52.99]We don't wrestle now.
[13:57.06]Not since I got too strong for you.
[14:00.67]Too strong for me?
[14:02.97]You wanna go right now?
[14:05.37]I'll take you right now,buddy! You wanna go?
[14:10.01]Oh,fine.
[14:13.35]Ready?
[14:15.32]Wrestle!
[14:21.39]Okay,you know what?
[14:23.02]Actually,that helps a lot. Thanks.
[14:30.56]Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes!
[14:33.93]Joey's not going.
[14:35.50]I didn't finish my five pages.
[14:39.04]Finish them tomorrow.
[14:41.01]Tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.
[14:43.78]Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.
[14:47.85]Cut him some slack. If he relaxes, he'll get some work done.
[14:52.02]I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you...
[14:55.79]...and Fireball. ...
[14:58.56]If you think Fireball's relaxing, you've never played.
[15:03.03]You're doing this because you're bored.
[15:05.77]It's not his fault you're unemployed.
[15:08.14]I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!
[15:11.81]Guys,don't fight.
[15:13.64]And I'm doing this because I am Joey's friend.
[15:17.31]If you were a friend, you'd be doing the same.
[15:20.55]So being a friend means being a jerk?
[15:22.95]If it does,then you're an amazing friend of mine.
[15:26.62]Let's settle this over a game of Fireball.
[15:29.39]-I'll unhook the smoke detectors. -Let's settle this right now.
[15:34.30]There. Now no one's going to the game.
[15:38.60]-I paid for those! -You said you would,but you didn't.
[15:42.64]Oh,yeah.
[15:50.68]We finally get to the top of the mountain...
[15:53.65]...and airhead here forgets the camera.
[15:56.82]The same thing happened to me one time.
[16:01.19]When did that happen to you?
[16:04.63]Remember? We were jogging and saw that bird.
[16:07.83]I wanted to take a picture, but I didn't have my camera.
[16:11.43]Chasing the churro guy is not jogging.
[16:15.87]Oh,this is so good. You have got to try it.
[16:30.18]-Damn. I got it on my pants. -Here,I'll get it.
[16:42.50]We better take them off or the stain will set.
[16:44.87]-I want to wear them tonight. -Oh,great.
[16:49.30]Okay, bye. Oh,my God!
[16:52.97]-That was unbelievable. -See? I told you.
[16:55.84]Yeah. Sorry.
[16:57.38]I don't believe they're brother and sister.
[16:59.38]They're brother and sister?!
[17:02.75]I guess you'll have to cancel your date.
[17:04.75]And call their mother.
[17:08.19]
[17:11.73]
[17:19.10]Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look.
[17:23.07]Quarter,dime. Lint? Not interested in that.
[17:27.37]What's this? A Canadian coin?
[17:29.74]Get out of here!
[17:34.95]No drinks near the bucket.
[17:37.38]Set it down there and then you can make a contribution.
[17:41.52]You can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there too.
[17:45.69]Hi,Bob.
[17:46.89]I thought I told you to get out of here!
[17:51.60]Phoebe,we've been getting complaints.
[17:54.37]-We're moving you to a less high-profile spot. -What？
[17:58.27]-Ginger's taking this corner. -That chick can't handle my corner.
[18:03.58]Look, either you leave or we remove you.
[18:06.81]Fine.
[18:14.39]I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch.
[18:27.80]-I thought we said 7. -You know what? Let's skip it.
[18:32.84]What? Why?
[18:35.24]You and your sister seem to have a very special bond
[18:39.31]Oh,great. That "special bond" again.
[18:44.52]Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister?
[18:48.86]-I don't know, but..  -Do you have brothers?
[18:52.76]No,I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy.
[18:58.27]-Are you close? -No. They're not very nice people.
[19:04.54]I like you. I think this could go somewhere.
[19:07.67]So I'm close to my family. Don't let it stand in our way.
[19:11.95]Well,I don't know....
[19:14.72]When you put it that way
[19:16.95]Danny? Hurry up. The bath's getting cold.
[19:24.69]-What？ -I'll see you later.
[19:30.70]There's some kids playing in the street.
[19:33.83]Want to go give them a project, ruin their day?
[19:37.64]If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it...
[19:41.24]...and teach them a new game: "Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball."
[19:46.15]Hey,guys! I was at the library. I already finished my five pages.
[19:51.32]Now we can go to the Ranger game last night!
[19:56.16]No,dude. Ross tore up the tickets.
[20:03.76]I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus?
[20:08.74]Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day!
[20:15.34]The important thing is, I finished it. And I think it's really good.
[20:20.25]But it would help if I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me?
[20:25.22]-Yeah,all right. -All right.
[20:30.06]"It's a typical New York apartment. “
[20:32.63]Two guys are hanging out." “
[20:38.93]"Hey,man."
[20:40.90]"What is up?"
[20:44.04]"About yesterday. I was really wrong. I am sorry."
[20:48.11]"No,it was me. I'm sorry. I overreacted."
[20:51.75]"Maybe it was both of us. But we had our best friend's inter
[20:59.05]But we had our best friend's interest at heart."
[21:03.79]"Could I be more sorry?"
[21:11.57]"l don't know. I am one sorry...
[21:15.27]...polontologist." ...
[21:21.61]All right, Joey, we get it.
[21:24.34]-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry too.
[21:26.65]Keep reading. The good part's coming up.
[21:32.09]"l am sorry, Chandler."
[21:35.32]"l am sorry, Ross."
[21:39.63]"A handsome man enters." “
[21:45.30]"l don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to thank you both.
[21:50.50]You. You wouldn't let me give up on myself.
[21:53.34]And you.
[21:54.98]You co-created Fireball."
[21:58.88]"The End."
[22:01.68]This took you all day?
[22:05.02]No, this took five minutes.
[22:07.19]I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball!
[22:17.10]It's a typical New York apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go.
[22:23.64]-"Hi,how are you doing,Kelly?" -"I'm doing just fine.
[22:27.47]God, Tiffany, you smell so great."
[22:32.41]"It's my new perfume.
[22:34.08]Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?"
[22:41.02]-Joey,you are sick. -This is disgusting.
[22:43.82]I'm not reading this.
[22:45.96]Wait,wait,wait! The handsome man was about to enter!
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