[02:34.-4]If Joey and I play with matches, we could get you up to an even 100. 要是乔伊和我玩火柴 就可以让你累积到一百
[05:08.-2]Oh,my God! 天哪
[06:27.-4]...if you know what I mean. 懂我的意思吧？
[06:43.-3]Why don't you break up with one of them? 何不跟其中一个分手？
[08:16.-3]See? You just need the right command. 看到了吗？下对指令就行了
[08:48.-3]Joey,put that down. 乔伊，放下
[10:57.-4]We don't know if he'll propose. 也不知道他会不会求婚
[12:34.-1]Good deal. 很好
[18:05.-4]And I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world. 我已经征服了知识界
[18:09.-1]And now I have the most beautiful woman in the world. 现在又拥有世界上最美的女人
[18:34.-2]...the Ultimate Fighting Champion. 终极格斗冠军
[00:03.20]Wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a baby? 要是我们的鸡鸭生小宝宝 不是很酷？
[00:06.53]We could call it Chuck. 可以叫它查克
[00:10.31]Or Dick. 或狄克
[00:15.68]Listen,I need a favor. 我要请你们帮忙
[00:19.15]I was in the shower, and as I was... 我刚才洗澡，正在…
[00:21.82]...cleansing myself,I felt something. 洗身体时，发现一件事
[00:25.65]Was it like a sneeze,only better? 很像打喷嚏，但是感觉更爽？
[00:30.76]No. I mean,like, a thing on my body. 不是，是我身上长了东西
[00:33.73]Well,what was it? 什么东西？
[00:35.16]Well,I don't know. It's kind of in a place that's not.... 不晓得，它长在我不能…
[00:39.03]It's not visually accessible to me. And I was hoping maybe you guys... 我看不到，我想麻烦你们
[00:43.34]...could help me out. 帮我看一下
[00:47.38]Come on,you guys! It's no big deal! 拜托，又没什么
[00:53.85]Well,what is it? Is it a mole? 是什么？是痣吗？
[00:58.29]No,it's too wrinkly to be a mole. 不是，太皱了，不是痣
[01:01.22]Is it? What,a pimple? 那是痘子吗？
[01:06.46]No,it's... 不是，它…
[01:08.23]...fancier than a pimple. 比青春痘高级
[01:10.43]-Ross,just go see a doc -Guys,what's? 你就去看医… 你们在干…
[01:18.37]Well,it's definite. Two more weeks of winter. 确定了，冬天还有两星期
[01:21.48]Yeah,right. 没错
[01:23.58]The One With Ross' Thing 本集播出：“寡人有疾”
[02:14.66]And this is the coffeehouse. This is where I play my music. 这是咖啡馆，我都在这里表演
[02:18.53]-Good deal. -These are my friends. 漂亮 他们是我的朋友
[02:20.84]People? This is Vince. Vince,the people. 各位，这是文斯 文斯，我的朋友
[02:25.91]Vince is a fireman. 文斯是消防员
[02:28.64]Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building? 你从燃烧的大楼里救过人吗？
[02:31.38]Ninety-eight hot saves. Highest on the force. 九十八次，队上第一高
[02:40.05]Fire safety is not a joke,son. 孩子，不能拿火灾开玩笑
[02:44.79]You're right. I know. 你说得对，我知道
[02:47.63]Look,I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. 我要走了，晚上要值班
[02:50.06]See you Saturday. 星期六见
[02:54.57]He's cute,Pheebs. 菲比，他好可爱
[02:56.00]But you just started dating that teacher. 但你不是刚和那个老师交往？
[02:58.27]Oh,Jason? 杰森？
[02:59.47]We're seeing each other tonight. 我们晚上要见面
[03:01.58]Well,Pheebs? 菲比？
[03:03.58]Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you. 脚踏两条船？你不像这种人
[03:06.41]I know,I know. I'm,like,playing the field. 我也知道 我在游戏人间
[03:09.85]I'm juggling two guys. I'm sowing my wild oats. 我在玩弄别人，搞七捻三
[03:14.19]You know,this kind of,like, oat-sowing,field-playing juggler. 我是搞七捻三的花心萝蔔
[03:18.66]So do they know about each other? 他们知道对方的存在吗？
[03:21.10]Does a dog's lips move when he reads? 狗狗念书时，嘴唇会动吗？
[03:27.80]Okay,no,they don't know. 他们不知道
[03:31.87]Hey,guys. 各位
[03:36.34]-Well? -How'd it go at the doctor's? 怎么样？ 医生怎么说？
[03:38.55]He said there's definitely nothing to worry about. It's benign. 他说不用担心，是良性的
[03:42.68]-What is it? -He couldn't even tell me. 是什么？ 他根本说不出来
[03:45.12]He said it was just some sort of "skin abnormality." 他只说是一种皮肤异常
[03:51.06]The worse thing is,he said, being unable to identify it... 更糟的是他说，由于无法辨认
[03:54.70]... he was reluctant to remove it. 他不愿意为我切除
[03:56.83]You should go to my guy. 你应该去找我的医生
[03:58.47]Because when I went in there with my third nipple... 我去找他时
[04:02.14]...he just lopped it right off. 他直接就把它给切了
[04:04.54]So I guess I'm lucky. 我蛮幸运的
[04:06.54]I mean,not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples. 虽然比不上天生两个的人
[04:11.31]At least they knew what yours was. You know? Yours had a name. 至少他们知道你长了什么 你的有名字
[04:16.18]Maybe they'll name yours after you. 也许医学界会以你为名
[04:19.32]You know? They'd call it "The Ross." 把它叫做“罗斯”
[04:22.09]And then people would be,like, "Oh,he's got a Ross." 大家会说 咳，他长了一个罗斯
[04:27.43]Yeah,that'd be cool. 是啊，真酷
[04:31.33]Pete's breaking up with me. 彼特要跟我分手
[04:33.23]What? 什么？
[04:34.90]I just checked my messages. 我刚才听留言
[04:36.77]He said that when he gets back, "We need to talk." 他说等他回来 “我们得谈一谈”
[04:40.51]-And? -Well,that's it. 然后呢？ 就这样
[04:42.21]People never say,"We need to talk," unless it's something bad. 没有人会说“我们得谈一谈” 除非是坏事
[04:45.85]That doesn't necessarily mean he's breaking up with you. 那不一定代表他要跟你分手
[04:49.28]Really? 真的？
[04:50.35]Maybe he just cheated on you. 也许他只是对你不忠
[04:57.76]I won't get rich doing it, but I gotta say,it's cool... 这么做没有好处 但我还是很高兴
[05:01.46]... knowing you're making a difference in a kid's life. 我改变了一个孩子
[05:04.57]That is so great. 真好
[05:09.77]Oh,my God! 天哪
[05:11.31]We'd better call the fire department. 赶快通知消防队
[05:14.38]Well,we don't need a fireman. 不必找消防员吧
[05:16.64]We need,like,a good mechanic. 应该找好的黑手来
[05:20.82]Here they come! We gotta get out of here! 他们来了，快逃
[05:23.82]Wait. Why? 等一下，为什么？
[05:24.92]If I wanted to see a fireman, I'd date one. 要是我想看消防员 我会找消防员约会
[05:30.33]That's all it is. A third nipple. 只是一个多出来的
[05:32.49]You know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple. 很普通的第三个
[05:36.26]You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off. 你可以把它切掉，直接切掉
[05:40.00]Take your shirt off. Let's see what we're dealing with. 把上衣脱掉让我看一下
[05:45.84]What are you doing? 你在干什么？
[05:48.34]Just showing you my run-of-the-mill, slice-it-right-off third nipple. 让你看那个非常普通 可以直接切掉的
[05:53.08]Well,that's not a third nipple. 这不是第三个
[05:55.85]First of all,it's on your ass
[05:59.29]Well,then what is it? 不然是什么？
[06:01.29]Wait a minute. Hold it. 等一下
[06:05.33]-Jansen,come in here. -I'm with Hamilton! 詹森，来一下 我在跟汉弥顿讲话
[06:08.36]He's good with weird things. Bring him in too. 他对怪东西很在行，叫他也来
[06:13.53]I gotta go water Pete's plants. 我得去帮彼特浇花
[06:15.80]You know what? If he's gonna break up with me,maybe I won't water them. 你们知道吗？ 如果他想分手，我就不浇了
[06:20.21]If he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should do it... 如果他要分手 干脆让乔伊和我去“浇”
[06:29.52]Or... 或者…
[06:31.29]...we could go and pee on them. 我们可以去对着花盆撒尿
[06:36.29]I can't take it,you know. 我受不了了
[06:38.23]I'm afraid one of them will catch me with the other. 我好怕会被捉到
[06:41.30]It's making me crazy! 我快疯了
[06:46.47]What happened to playing the field? 你不是在游戏人间？
[06:50.00]It doesn't feel like playing anymore. 现在不像游戏了
[06:52.37]It's feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field. 比较像工作 我好像在做田野调查
[06:56.48]So pick one of them. 那就选一个
[06:58.18]Which one do you like more? 你比较喜欢哪一个？
[06:59.51]Vince is great,you know? Because he's,like,a "guy" guy. 文斯很棒，他是男人中的男人
[07:04.19]He's just so burly, so very burly. 他好壮，真的好壮
[07:09.86]Okay,good. So there you go. Go with Vince. 好，那就选文斯吧
[07:13.06]But Jason's really sensitive. 但是杰森好感性
[07:14.90]Sensitive is important. Pick him. 感性很重要，选他
[07:18.33]Oh,sure. Go with the sissy. 是啊，听娘娘腔的话
[07:22.37]Jason is not a sissy. 杰森才不娘娘腔
[07:25.17]I meant Chandler. 我是说钱德
[07:37.75]You know,I have dinner plans. 我晚上有约
[07:41.72]Thank you so much for coming on such a short notice. 谢谢各位临时赶来
[07:45.53]Ladies and gentlemen,I've been practicing medicine for 23 years... 各位先生、女士 我行医23年
[07:50.73]...and I'm stumped. 现在却被难倒了
[08:04.51]Okay,this is the den. 这里是书房
[08:06.08]All right,check this out. Lights! 你们看喔…灯光
[08:09.28]All right,less lights! Bad lights! 少一点光…不好的光
[08:12.39]Lights,go away! 灯光走开
[08:19.09]And the dimmer switch. 也可以用调的
[08:22.46]For a rich guy,that's a small TV. 他那么有钱，电视还真小
[08:24.83]That's the video phone. 那是视讯电话
[08:26.63]But you shouldn't be here. So don't touch anything. 你们不能来的，所以不要乱碰
[08:30.61]IKEA,this is comfortable! 宜家傢俱，好舒服
[08:34.84]This place is amazing! 这里太高级了
[08:37.25]-Oh,God! That's the nicest kitchen. -I know. 那个厨房好棒 我知道
[08:40.18]It's the nicest kitchen. 我是褚的
[08:41.68]The refrigerator told me to have a great day. 冰箱还会祝我今天愉快
[08:45.82]Look,a millionaire's checkbook. 你们看，百万富翁的支票簿
[08:51.03]Oh,my God,that's Pete. Get out! 天哪，是彼特，快出去！
[08:53.29]How the hell do you answer a video phone? 视讯电话要怎么接？
[08:59.20]I guess that's how. 原来是这样
[09:01.10]Monica,how's it going? 摩妮卡，你好吗？
[09:03.10]Oh,it's good. It's good. 很好
[09:05.54]Just here,watering the plants. 我来帮你浇花
[09:07.51]Don't forget that ficus there by Rachel. 别忘了瑞秋旁边那一盆
[09:12.38]Chandler's on the couch! 钱德在沙发上
[09:15.78]I see him. You guys are the worst hiders,ever. 我看到了，你们还真不会躲
[09:18.65]-Hi. -How you doing? 嗨 你好吗？
[09:23.56]The other day when you said you needed to talk... 那天你说要找我谈一谈
[09:26.63]...just so I know, is it good news or bad news? 请问是好消息还是坏消息？
[09:29.56]It's good news. It's definitely good news. 好消息，绝对是好消息
[09:32.50]Hold on a second, I have another call. 等一下，有另一通电话
[09:35.14]How's it going? 你好吗？
[09:37.04]It's still me. 还是我
[09:38.54]I've got picture-in-picture here. 我这里有子画面
[09:42.74]I'm gonna have to call you back later. 我再回你电话
[09:46.48]Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back. 摩妮卡？我再回你电话
[09:49.72]So I'll see you soon. 改天见
[09:51.65]-Okay. I love you. -I love you. 好，我爱你 我爱你
[09:53.75]We love you too! 我们也爱你
[09:58.63]Well,it's good news. It's good news. 是好消息，是好消息
[10:01.00]-What do you think the good news is? -Look at this! 你想是什么好消息？ 你们看
[10:04.37]He wrote a check for $50,000 to "Hugo Lindgren's Ring Design." 他开了一张五万元的支票 给一位戒指设计师
[10:10.84]Sorry. What do you think the good news is? 对不起，你想是什么好消息？
[10:15.71]Oh,my! 天哪
[10:17.08]Monica's gonna marry a millionaire! 摩妮卡要嫁给百万富翁了
[10:19.61]You gotta get Mom on the phone! Call Mom! Call Mom! 赶快打给妈，打给妈！打给妈
[10:25.62]And that's Pete's mom. 那是彼特的妈妈
[10:34.03]You have to make it a theme wedding. And the theme could be: 你得办一个主题婚礼 主题可以是…
[10:37.80]"Look How Much Money We've Got!" “看我们多有钱啊”
[10:41.67]I mean,you could put money in the invitations. 你可以在喜帖里放钱
[10:44.77]You could have,like, little-money place settings. 你可以用钱做成餐具
[10:47.61]And you could start with a money salad. 第一道菜可以上钞票沙拉
[10:50.44]I mean,it'll be dry, but people will like it. 虽然干了点，绝对受欢迎
[10:53.68]Would you stop? 别再说了
[10:55.05]We've only gone out a couple of weeks. 我们才交往两星期
[10:58.65]But this is Pete. He's not like other people. 他是彼特，跟别人不一样
[11:01.19]On your first date,you went to Rome. 你们第一次约会就去罗马
[11:03.22]For most guys,that's like a third or fourth date kind of thing. 对其他男人来说 那是第三、四次约会的事
[11:08.50]Well,if that's what it is, then it's crazy. 如果他要求婚，那就太夸张了
[11:11.73]Monica's right. We're talking about marriage here. 摩妮卡说得对 这可是婚姻大事
[11:14.70]She can't just rush into this. 她不能说嫁就嫁
[11:17.34]What do you know? You married a lesbian! 你懂什么？你娶了一个女同志
[11:26.15]I gotta go. I have to break up with Vince. 我要走了，我要去跟文斯分手
[11:28.75]So you're going with the teacher? 你选了那个老师？
[11:31.09]I like Vince a lot,you know? But Jason is so sensitive. 我很喜欢文斯，但杰森好感性
[11:35.09]In the long run,I think sensitive is better than having... 长期来说，感性应该比…
[11:38.76]...a really,really,really nice body. 身材很猛来得好
[11:46.07]Jason. Definitely Jason. 杰森，绝对是杰森
[11:48.50]-Wish me luck! -Good luck! 祝我好运 祝你好运
[11:53.07]Oh,my God! 万岁！
[11:57.21]Sorry. 对不起
[11:58.28]I was imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet. 我在想像接到钞票捧花的感觉
[12:07.62]Excuse me. Is Vince here? 抱歉，文斯在吗？
[12:10.12]Oh,sure. 在
[12:15.93]I didn't know you guys actually used those. 我不晓得你们会真的滑下来
[12:19.43]So what's up? 什么事？
[12:24.37]This isn't gonna be easy. 这件事很难启齿
[12:28.04]I don't think we should see each other anymore. 我们还是别再见面了
[12:36.62]I'm sorry. 对不起
[12:37.75]No,it's okay. 没关系
[12:39.62]It's just that I thought we had something pretty special here. 我还以为我们之间很特别
[12:44.00]I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to. 我终于找到可以倾诉的对象
[12:48.30]There's so much in me I haven't shared with you yet. 我还有好多事没跟你分享
[12:51.93]My God! I didn't know you were so 天哪，我不知道你…
[12:53.93]I'm sorry. I can't talk. 抱歉，我说不出话来了
[12:57.77]I'm gonna go write in my journal. 我要去写日记
[13:03.58]Wait! Wait! Wait! 等一下
[13:05.85]“中央公园”
[13:07.52]If you wanna take care of that thing, go see my herbal guy. 你如果想解决那个问题 就去找我的药草师
[13:11.85]Thanks. But I wanna remove it, not make it savory. 谢了，我是想切除 不是想做成香料
[13:17.32]When girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body... 女生发现情人身上长了怪东西
[13:21.26]...they tell their friends about it. 都会跟朋友广播
[13:24.17]Give me that. 拿来
[13:28.47]Okay,don't be mad at me, but I couldn't resist. 别生我的气，我就是忍不住
[13:32.61]Bride's Magazines? “新娘杂志”？
[13:34.04]I know you said you'd say no if he asked you... 我知道你不会答应求婚
[13:36.88]... but how great would you look walking down the aisle... 但是穿这套唐娜凯伦走红毯
[13:40.21]...in this Donna Karan? 会有多美啊
[13:43.02]You so would! 一定会很美
[13:45.52]You should get that anyway. 不结婚也要买
[13:49.36]Well,for clubbing. 可以穿去俱乐部
[13:52.06]It is so weird. 很奇怪
[13:53.56]I know what I said. But this morning... 我说过不会答应 但是今天早上…
[13:56.80]...I was lying in bed,imagining what it'd be like to say yes. 我躺在床上 想像说“愿意”的感觉
[14:03.40]I know it's a little sudden, and it's rushed... 我知道有点突然，也很匆促
[14:06.54]...and it's not like me to do something like this. 我也不是会做这种事的人
[14:09.38]But it doesn't mean I can't. Right? 但我可以这么做，对吧？
[14:12.55]I mean,I'm crazy about Pete. 毕竟我那么爱彼特
[14:14.52]And I know that we want the same things. 我们追求同样的东西
[14:17.59]And when I thought about saying yes... 当我想到说“愿意”的感觉
[14:20.09]...it made me really happy. 我觉得很快乐
[14:22.06]Oh,my God! 天哪
[14:25.23]I know. 我知道
[14:27.33]I need more pie. 我还要派
[14:31.20]Mon,if you do get married, can I bring two guests? 要是你真的结婚 我可以带两个人去吗？
[14:38.04]You didn't break up with that fireman? 你没跟消防员分手？
[14:40.51]That was my way of telling you. 我就是这个意思
[14:43.18]Well,it turns out he's incredibly sensitive. 原来他非常感性
[14:45.88]He keeps a journal and he paints. 他写日记，还画画
[14:48.25]He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me. 他还为我画了一幅炭笔画
[14:51.42]He'd prefer watercolors,but he has easy access to a lot of charcoal. 他比较想用水彩画 但是手边有很多黑炭
[14:58.93]So will you dump Jason? 那你要甩掉杰森吗？
[15:00.59]Yeah,because I have to break up with someone. 对，我总得跟其中一个分手
[15:04.06]So Jason is sensitive. But now,so is Vince. 杰森很感性，但文斯也是
[15:08.30]Plus,Vince has the body. You know? 而文斯又有身材
[15:10.74]So.... 所以…
[15:13.77]It's really just about the math. 这是算术问题
[15:24.12]Come on in. 请进
[15:34.30]You sounded serious on the phone. 你在电话里的语气很严肃
[15:36.46]Is anything wrong? 出了什么事吗？
[15:56.32]You must be Ross. 你一定是罗斯
[16:00.35]I am Guru Saj. 我是萨吉大师
[16:04.19]Listen,I gotta tell you,I've never been to a guru before,so.... 老实说，我没找过大师 所以…
[16:09.26]Well,relax. 放轻松
[16:10.46]If it makes you feel any better, I've attended... 我在中部念过很好的医学院
[16:13.30]...fine medical schools in Central America. 这样你比较安心了吧
[16:16.34]Well,let's take a look at this skin abnormality of yours. 来看看你的皮肤异常吧
[16:19.94]Come on,have a seat. 请坐
[16:25.85]As I suspected,it's a kundus. 跟我想的一样，是昆度斯
[16:31.12]What's a "kundus"? 什么是昆度斯？
[16:32.45]I don't know. What's a kundus with you? 不晓得，对你来说是什么？
[16:40.39]Please lie down. 请趴下
[16:41.86]I've got a salve that ought to shrink that right up. 我有一种药膏可以让它缩小
[16:45.83]I guess it's worth a try. 值得一试
[16:47.90]Sure. We should see results 那当然，效果应该…
[16:50.24]Clearly not the way to go! 显然不能这么做
[16:54.04]What? What? 为什么？
[16:55.71]We appear to have angered it. 我们似乎惹火它了
[16:58.35]We? We angered it? 我们惹火它了？
[17:02.55]I think I see the problem. 我看到症结了
[17:05.15]And I'm afraid we're gonna have to use a much stronger tool. 我们得动用更有力的手段
[17:10.49]Love. 爱
[17:13.00]Oh,God! 拜托
[17:16.16]There is absolutely no way this is gonna come off... 它绝对不可能脱落
[17:20.03]... unless you start to.... 除非你用…
[17:22.17]What was that? 怎么了？
[17:24.91]Well,it's gone. 它掉下来了
[17:27.84]How's that? 怎么会？
[17:29.34]Got caught in my watch. 被我的手表刮掉了
[17:36.52]Lights. 灯光
[17:39.02]Romantic lights. 浪漫的灯光
[17:42.22]Nice. 真好
[17:44.09]So there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about. 我说过有事情要告诉你
[17:48.03]Oh,right. I'd completely forgot about that. 对喔，我都忘了
[17:54.54]I've been doing a lot of thinking. 我最近想了很多
[17:57.27]And I look at my life... 我检讨我的人生
[18:00.71]...and I feel like I've conquered the business world. 觉得我已经征服了商场
[18:15.72]But there's one thing missing. 但是还有一个缺撼
[18:18.76]What's that? 什么缺撼？
[18:21.60]It's time for me to conquer the physical world. 我该征服体育界了
[18:31.51]I wanna become... 我想成为…
[18:37.58]You wanna what? 你想怎样？
[18:40.15]I wanna be the Ultimate Fighting Champion. 我想成为终极格斗冠军
[18:42.48]It's the most intense physical competition in the world. 那是全世界最激烈的体能竞技
[18:45.52]It's banned in 49 states. 在四十九州被禁
[18:47.62]What are you talking about? 你在说什么？
[18:49.62]My trainer,Hoshi,is teaching me... 我的教练正在教我…
[18:51.76]...Jeet Kune Do and Brazilian streetfighting. 截拳道和巴西街头搏击
[18:54.26]I even had my own octagon training ring designed. 我还请人设计了 专用的八角训练场
[18:57.70]And I suppose you used a ring designer for that. 所以你找了设计师 （戒指字同拳击场）
[19:04.00]I want you there, in the front row,when I win. 我要你在最前排看我赢得胜利
[19:07.01]I want you close enough to smell the blood. 我要你近得可以闻到血腥味
[19:11.61]What do you think? 你意下如何？
[19:14.52]My parents will be so happy. 我的父母会很高兴
[19:21.92]Crazy underwear Creeping up my butt 疯狂的内裤
[19:26.63]Crazy underwear Always in a rut 疯狂的内裤，总是一成不变
[19:30.63]Crazy underwear 疯狂的内裤…
[19:36.27]What is he doing here? 他来干什么？
[19:38.21]All right,just keep playing. 继续唱
[19:40.44]You'll get through this. You'll be fine. 你会安全过关，不会有事
[19:52.89]Okay,thank you. 谢谢大家
[19:55.56]And as always,no one talk to me after the show. 依照惯例 演唱完不要跟我说话
[20:04.33]I was passing by and saw you were playing. 我刚好路过，看到你在表演
[20:06.73]This is cool,seeing you up there. 你在台上的感觉好棒
[20:12.24]What's going on here? Who's this guy? 怎么回事？他是谁？
[20:15.41]I don't know! He just started kissing me. Get him,Vince! 我不知道，他突然跑来亲我 快捉住他
[20:20.88]What? 什么？
[20:23.42]I've been dating both of you. 我同时跟你们交往
[20:27.09]And it's been really horrible, because it's been... 这种感觉很差，因为…
[20:30.42]...a lot of fun for me. 实在很过瘾
[20:35.40]But I like you both... 你们两个我都喜欢
[20:38.67]...and I didn't know how to choose. 我不知道该选谁
[20:41.17]So I'm sorry. I'm terrible. I'm a terrible person. 对不起，我很差劲 我太差劲了
[20:46.04]Relax. It's okay. I mean.... 别这样，没关系
[20:48.84]We never said this was exclusive. 我们又没说只能跟彼此交往
[20:51.45]Neither did we. So give yourself a break. 我们也是，你别太自责
[20:55.18]Really? 真的？
[20:57.42]We haven't been going out that long. 我们交往的时间又不长
[20:59.92]Come on,we haven't even slept together yet. 甚至还没上过床
[21:03.36]You haven't? 你们没有？
[21:07.56]You have? 你们有？
[21:08.60]Well,this is none of my business. 这是你们的问题
[21:13.70]I can't believe this! You slept with him? 我真不敢相信 你跟他上床了？
[21:17.07]Well,I made you a candlelight dinner in the park. 我陪你在公园吃过烛光晚餐啊
[21:21.94]I'm gonna make this real easy for you. 我来替你省掉一个麻烦
[21:30.82]That could've been really awkward. 幸好没有太难看
[21:36.29]You made him a candlelight dinner in the park? 你陪他在公园吃烛光晚餐？
[21:39.73]Yeah,but I can do that for you. I'm gonna do that for you. 我也可以陪你吃，我会陪你吃
[21:43.40]I can't believe I went out with somebody... 我居然跟一个…
[21:46.13]...who'd have an open flame in the middle of a wooded area! 在林木区点火的人交往
[21:59.05]Everything's gonna be all right. 不会有事的
[22:02.65]Okay,Dick? 好吗，狄克？
[22:07.22]Hello. I am Guru Saj. 你们好，我是萨吉大师
[22:12.66]He's a duck,right? Because otherwise... 他是鸭子吧？否则…
[22:15.33]...this is way out of my league. 就超出我的能力范围了
[22:18.30]He's got a really bad cough, and our vet can't stop it. 他咳得很严重，兽医治不好
[22:22.47]Is there something you can do? 你有办法吗？
[22:24.64]Let me see. 我看看
[22:26.94]Let me see. 我看看
[22:30.64]Do you think you could get him to eat a bat? 你能让他吃下蝙蝠吗？