[0-1:57.260]I can't help but fall from grace
[00:01.100]This girl's good.
[00:02.830]Yeah,a song with rhyming words! I never thought of that before.
[00:09.100]I like her.
[00:10.170]Why? Because she can both sing and play guitar at the same time?
[00:15.440]That's all I'm looking for from these people.
[00:19.050]Look at you,all jealous.
[00:21.220]Come on,Pheebs. You two have completely different styles.
[00:24.690]She's more.... You know?
[00:29.020]And you're more....
[00:31.960]Say you'll stay beside me
[00:41.000]See? Everybody else is happy she's done.
[00:46.340]Okay,my next song's called:
[00:48.480]"Phoebe Buffay,What Can I Say? I Loved When We Were...
[00:51.810]...Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way."
[00:58.050]One of those "look for the hidden meaning" songs.
[01:02.820]The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner
[01:52.210]Hey,Phoebe.
[01:54.040]Hey,Leslie.
[01:55.340]How'd you know I'd be here?
[01:57.050]I saw Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish.
[02:00.080]He said you played here a lot,so....
[02:02.180]I have to go to the bathroom.
[02:03.990]If "big-fish place" comes up again...
[02:06.190]... I'd like to know if that's several big fish or just one big fish.
[02:11.530]So Phoebe says you write jingles.
[02:13.700]Actually,I said she abandoned me to write jingles.
[02:18.600]Anything we might've heard of?
[02:22.570]Home is never far away
[02:24.840]Home is Homestar Stew.
[02:30.350]But I don't do that anymore. I got kind of sick of it.
[02:33.580]And then I couldn't come up with anything good,so they fired me.
[02:38.350]Bummer.
[02:41.090]Well,you know,I was just....
[02:43.790]I was just thinking and just hoping that...
[02:48.130]... maybe you'd want to get back together?
[02:51.170]No,but,thanks.
[02:52.700]Come on,Phoebe. Would you just think about it?
[03:05.380]See you,Pheebs.
[03:11.020]That was kind of brutal.
[03:12.900]Let this be a lesson to all of you.
[03:15.460]Once you betray me, I become like the lce Woman.
[03:18.990]I'm just very cold,hard,unyielding.
[03:24.100]You know,nothing can penetrate this icy exterior.
[03:27.770]Can I have a tissue?
[03:36.080]Is someone in there?
[03:39.350]I'm playing a daredevil game...
[03:41.320]...called "Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die."
[03:45.290]Jeez,man! Did you fall?
[03:46.960]Hi!
[03:49.060]So did you? Did you fall high?
[03:53.130]Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn't wait.
[03:55.500]I left the lid up for you,though.
[04:02.170]I'm talking to....
[04:06.040]This is where you say your name.
[04:08.180]Ginger.
[04:09.210]Ginger. I'm talking to Ginger,so...
[04:15.250]Don't you have to use the bathroom?
[04:19.090]No,I just I'd rather talk to you.
[04:22.560]Yes,I do.
[04:24.730]Yes,I do have to go to the bathroom.
[04:27.730]There's someone in here.
[04:31.270]-Where's Chandler? -He can't make it.
[04:33.540]He said he had to go back to his job and
[04:39.110]Joey?
[04:42.180]Joey Tribbiani?
[04:49.450]I can see you,okay?
[04:51.520]You're hiding behind the coats.
[05:04.800]Close one.
[05:11.710]Hi.
[05:13.410]Hi,sweetie.
[05:14.480]Hello.
[05:16.210]Hey,Ross.
[05:20.480]-I've got some bad news. -What?
[05:22.820]I can eat, but I have to come back here.
[05:25.320]Come on. You've worked late every night for two weeks.
[05:28.620]-What is it now? -It's my fault. I quit today.
[05:31.630]But work comes first!
[05:34.000]But that's sad about you,though. What happened?
[05:37.330]What happened? Burn out? Burn all out,did you?
[05:42.840]He's leaving for a better job.
[05:45.170]That's great. So I guess this is goodbye then.
[05:48.480]Goodbye.
[05:52.080]Okay,then.
[05:53.920]Well,we're gonna miss you around here.
[05:56.650]Yeah,me too.
[06:00.690]-So see you on Saturday. -Yeah,you bet!
[06:22.940]Now,you know those are a delicacy in lndia.
[06:27.120]That was Leslie calling to see if we can get back together.
[06:36.290]She must've hurt you bad.
[06:38.030]Well,yeah. You know,we were best friends...
[06:41.060]...ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together.
[06:55.480]Is Chandler around?
[06:57.350]He met some girl at the coffeehouse.
[07:00.420]Ginger something.
[07:05.320]Sure it wasn't something that sounded liked Ginger? Like "Gingeer"?
[07:11.430]No,it was Ginger.
[07:12.930]I remember because when he told me,I said:
[07:15.330]The movie star “
[07:18.670]Oh,man!
[07:19.770]That's the girl I was hiding from.
[07:22.040]When she sees he's my roommate, she'll tell him what I did.
[07:26.540]Oh,no! I can't....
[07:29.580]I can't tell you. It's the most awful thing I've ever done.
[07:33.950]Don't tell us.
[07:35.380]We'll wait till Chandler gets home. It'll be more fun that way.
[07:40.920]It was,like,four years ago.
[07:47.060]...we went to her Dad's cabin...
[07:48.800]...just me,her and her annoying little dog,Pepper.
[07:52.900]That night I cooked this really romantic dinner
[07:56.170]You gave her food poisoning!
[07:58.540]I wish.
[08:05.050]I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the fire was dying out...
[08:09.650]...so I picked up a log and threw it on.
[08:14.220]Or what I thought was a log.
[08:16.260]Oh,my God! You threw Pepper on the fire!
[08:19.760]I wish.
[08:23.230]Another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger...
[08:27.040]...is that she kind of has a...
[08:30.140]...artificial leg.
[08:37.350]Oh,my God!
[08:40.650]What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
[08:44.750]I ran!
[08:55.100]That's the best kiss I've had...
[08:57.370]...with anybody I met in a men's room.
[09:00.970]Actually,me too.
[09:04.210]Foot all in the puddle!
[09:06.510]Damn! I hate that!
[09:08.540]-You'll have to get out of those shoes. -Don't worry.
[09:13.950]No,I'm not.
[09:17.720]You're not? Have you got a bionic foot?
[09:21.720]Someday. Maybe.
[09:34.400]Funny book?
[09:37.540]I'm just thinking about something funny I heard today.
[09:42.480]Mark saying, "I'll see you Saturday."
[09:47.520]Yeah,at the lecture.
[09:49.050]I told you last week. You said you didn't mind.
[09:52.190]It's not the lecture I mind.
[09:56.060]Please tell me it's not because I'm going with Mark.
[10:00.060]-Well -Oh,my God!
[10:02.760]I'm sorry,but if you're not working with him anymore...
[10:06.330]...why do you still hang out?
[10:08.540]Because he's my friend.
[10:16.410]If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler,can I play with Mark?
[10:20.750]Is that funny? Am I suppose to be laughing?
[10:23.590]I don't know. You thought "See you Saturday" was funny.
[10:27.900]Mark is in fashion.
[10:29.460]I like having a friend I can share this stuff with.
[10:32.690]You guys would never go to a lecture with me.
[10:38.200]I'd love to go with you.
[10:39.900]
[10:41.240]I have clothes.
[10:43.200]I even pick them out.
[10:49.110]... monger.
[10:55.720]I would love for you to go with me.
[10:58.720]What?
[11:00.490]What should I wear? Now I'm all nervous.
[11:13.000]You know,they say "A watched pot never beeps."
[11:19.410]It's been a couple hours...
[11:22.110]...and she hasn't called.
[11:24.650]Not that I even care. I don't.
[11:27.520]Why don't you just call her?
[11:29.680]You obviously want to.
[11:31.950]You think you know me so well.
[11:34.320]Well,don't you wanna?
[11:38.430]So I do know you.
[11:40.260]That's what I said.
[11:44.000]Well,so?
[11:45.330]I can't.
[11:47.000]I can't. She dumped me.
[11:49.500]I totally trusted her, then one day it was like:
[11:52.110]"Okay,bye,Pheebs." Gone! “
[11:55.840]You know what the saddest part is?
[11:58.310]When we were playing together, that was...
[12:00.950]...the most fun I've ever had in all my lives.
[12:06.050]My favorite shoes,so good to me I wear them every day
[12:11.160]Down at the heel,holes in the toes Don't care what people say
[12:16.360]My feet's best friend Pals to the end
[12:19.400]With them,I'm one hot chickie
[12:22.300]Though late one night Not much light
[12:32.310]Sticky shoes,sticky shoes
[12:35.250]Always make me smile
[12:38.020]Sticky shoes,sticky shoes Next time I'll...
[12:44.090]...avoid the...
[12:47.200]...pile!
[12:57.570]We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors.
[13:02.340]For instance,a sheer navy blouse over a pink....
[13:13.350]You're so pretty.
[13:17.760]I love you.
[13:22.800]Smelly cat,smelly cat
[13:25.900]What are they feeding you?
[13:28.900]Smelly cat,smelly cat
[13:32.410]It's not your fault
[13:37.750]That's great!
[13:39.450]You know,you could totally sell this.
[13:46.650]A jingle?
[13:49.120]Why not? You'd make a ton of money.
[13:50.960]If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now.
[13:56.160]You gotta get out of that jingle-head.
[14:00.130]You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
[14:02.570]That's okay.
[14:03.640]I'm gonna play a song now that's really,really sad.
[14:07.110]It's called "Magician Box Mix-Up."
[14:15.350]Oversized bracelets, oversized earrings...
[14:18.250]...oversizing of accessories, in general,is very popular now.
[14:34.840]Can I borrow this? My milk's gone bad.
[14:37.370]I hate that.
[14:38.640]I once had a thing of half-and-half. Stole my car.
[14:44.280]So how was your date with Ginger?
[14:48.180]Great.
[14:49.680]It was great. She's...
[14:51.490]She's great. Great looks and personality. Greatness.
[14:56.560]Sounds like she's got the...
[14:59.130]...whole package.
[15:01.900]Joey told you about the leg,huh?
[15:06.070]Oh,God! It freaked me out.
[15:08.240]It shouldn't,but it did.
[15:10.070]I wanna keep seeing her, but it's like:
[15:12.910]"Hey,you know what? Where's your leg?"
[15:19.910]I'm the smallest person in the world, aren't l?
[15:23.900]Morning.
[15:25.350]Actually,he's the smallest person in the world.
[15:34.160]Heard about the leg-burning,huh?
[15:38.830]It came up.
[15:41.240]Listen,I know it's a long shot,but...
[15:45.240]... by any chance, did she find that funny?
[15:52.710]So I nodded off a little!
[15:54.580]"Nodded off"? Ross,you were snoring!
[16:02.190]Come on! Forty-five minutes....
[16:04.930]Forty-five minutes,the man talked about strappy-backed dresses.
[16:10.260]Okay,how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium...
[16:15.040]...Iistening to Professor "Pitstains" say:
[16:17.540]"Remember that thing that died a gazillion years ago? “
[16:21.140]Well,here's a little bone we didn't know it had!" “
[16:32.420]And second of all, that little bone proved that...
[16:35.160]...that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly.
[16:38.760]Okay,you know what I just heard?
[16:45.730]A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do.
[16:50.270]I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka.
[16:55.110]Oh,that is so
[16:57.310]A bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island!
[17:08.160]If what I do is so lame...
[17:10.520]...then why did you insist on coming with me this morning?
[17:14.430]Was it so I just wouldn't go with Mark?
[17:19.670]I wanted to be with you.
[17:22.670]I don't know,I feel like lately...
[17:25.040]...you're slipping away from me...
[17:27.210]...with this new job and all these new people.
[17:35.050]...but I just hate that I'm not a part of it.
[17:43.620]It's not dumb.
[17:46.730]But maybe it's okay that you're not a part of it.
[17:50.060]You know what I mean?
[17:52.830]I mean,it's like...
[17:54.170]... I like that you're not involved in that part of my life.
[17:59.170]That's a little clearer.
[18:02.180]See,it doesn't mean I don't love you...
[18:05.180]... because I do. I love you so much.
[18:08.550]But my work It's for me,you know?
[18:11.220]I'm out there on my own, and I'm doing it.
[18:13.900]And it's scary, but I love it because it's mine.
[18:21.330]Sure.
[18:32.670]You're thinking about my leg.
[18:36.780]Actually,I forgot. What's the deal with that again?
[18:45.950]...because I don't like wasting my time.
[18:49.090]Am I wasting my time?
[18:52.190]No,I don't think so.
[18:55.100]It's like anything else. You just have to get used to it.
[19:10.950]What's that?
[19:13.310]That's my "nubbin."
[19:19.950]What's a nubbin?
[19:22.620]It's kind of a third-nipple kind of thing.
[19:28.230]You have three nipples?
[19:29.960]Well,you know,two regulars...
[19:32.630]...and one that barely qualifies as a
[19:38.840]
[19:39.970]
[19:41.810]I just remembered. I have to leave.
[19:44.180]You have to leave? Now? How come?
[19:47.780]Well,it's nubbin. Nothing!
[19:51.550]You know what? I'll see you later.
[20:03.400]I thought you weren't coming.
[20:05.370]-Where were you? -Come here,come here.
[20:09.400]Don't get mad,okay?
[20:10.810]Don't give me a reason to get mad, okay?
[20:14.210]I played Smelly Cat for my old ad agency. They went nuts!
[20:18.380]I told you I didn't want you to try and sell it...
[20:21.980]...and you just big,fat did it anyway!
[20:26.990]I think,five years ago, I probably would have done anything...
[20:31.030]...to play with you.
[20:32.660]But I can do it myself. If I can't trust you,then forget it.
[20:36.530]I don't wanna forget it.
[20:38.230]You know what? You have to choose.
[20:40.200]If the most important thing on the planet to you...
[20:43.570]...is this cat-poopy thing, then you can have Smelly Cat.
[20:48.910]But we won't be partners.
[20:51.510]So what's it gonna be?
[20:53.180]-Smelly cat,smelly cat -Problem odor in the litter box?
[20:56.680]Don't change your kitty, change your kitty litter.
[21:00.420]It's not your fault
[21:05.290]Sorry,Pheebs.
[21:08.200]You okay?
[21:11.070]I actually am.
[21:12.630]Because,you know,life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff.
[21:16.600]You learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow.
[21:20.740]-You wanna hear a new song? -We'd love to.
[21:26.180]Jingle bitch screwed me over
[21:30.050]Go to hell,jingle whore
[21:31.920]Go to hell,go to hell,go to hell
[21:36.590]That's all I have so far.
[21:43.830]Well,hello!
[21:46.430]-Where you been? -The doctor.
[21:48.440]Is everything okay?
[21:50.100]Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy.
[21:56.280]Two nipples,no waiting.
[21:58.210]Well! Just like Rachel in high school.
[22:02.950]What?
[22:04.820]Come on,I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke.
[22:08.190]That was an obvious joke.
[22:10.290]And I didn't think of it. Why?
[22:13.530]The source of all my powers.
[22:17.300]Oh,dear God,what have I done?