[02:01.-2]See that guy? He's in "Classics" now... 看到那傢伙没有？ 他现在看的是经典巨片
[05:01.-4]Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer? 你把一本“鬼店” 放在冷冻库干嘛？
[05:05.-1]I was reading it last night and I got scared,so.... 我昨晚越看越害怕，就…
[05:13.-3]Well,safer. 至少安全一点
[09:33.-1]I don't see how he could forgive her. 我看他永远不会原谅她
[10:41.-4]What are you doing? Get back on your side 你干嘛？回去那边坐
[12:52.-1]Just your dad. 只有你爸爸一个
[14:24.-2]Remember when the kid sees those two "blanks" in the hallway? 记得小孩在走廊 看到那两个“空白”吗？
[15:50.-3]Then why would you say that? 那你干嘛这么说？
[16:53.-3]Robert's gonna be here any second, so could one of you just tell him? 劳勃马上就要来了 你们哪个人跟他说好吗？
[18:11.-2]Hey,buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house. 老弟？这是阖家光临的地方 把老鼠放回屋里去
[20:43.-4]Or maybe someday,friends who stood up in front of their other friends... 或许有一天 可以站在其他朋友面前
[00:06.35]Six dollars,please. 麻烦六块钱
[00:07.62]Six? I just had it for one night. It's three. 六块？我才租了一个晚上 是三块钱
[00:10.36]Eight o'clock's the cutoff. And,oh,it's 8:02. 八点钟结算，现在八点两分了
[00:15.63]You know,in a weird way, you have too much power. 不知道为什么 你的权力好像太大了
[00:19.33]You have to help me because I only have three. 你得帮帮我，我只有三块钱
[00:22.70]I can help with that. 我可以帮忙
[00:25.70]Oh,my God. Richard? 我的天，理查？
[00:32.38]Your lip went bald. 你的胡子刮掉了
[00:36.35]Thanks. 谢谢
[00:39.75]You look great! 你气色很好
[00:41.69]Right. 是啊
[00:42.79]No,you do. You.... 不，真的，你…
[00:46.49]What? 什么？
[00:47.53]You got panties stuck to your leg. 你的内裤黏在腿上了
[00:54.00]I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer,and static cling. 我刚才从烘干机里 拿出衣服，这是静电
[00:59.17]Or maybe God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity. 也许老天爷知道我会碰到你 觉得这是个机会
[01:04.54]It's good to see you. 见到你真高兴
[01:05.88]It's good to see you too. 我也是
[01:12.65]The One Where Monica and Rich are Just Friends 本集播出： “摩妮卡与查理成为朋友”
[02:03.33]... but as soon as we leave, he's going straight to the porn. 不过等我们一走 他就马上去逛色情片
[02:07.01]He'll go to the counter with Citizen Kane,Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy. 到时候他会租“大国民” “迷魂记”和“发条橘子”
[02:16.18]This is nice. 这样真好
[02:18.28]-I miss this. -Me too. 我好怀念这种时光 我也是
[02:21.12]You want to get a hamburger or something? 想一起吃个汉堡什么的吗？
[02:23.46]I don't know if that's a good idea. 我不知道这样好不好
[02:25.62]Just friends. I won't grope you. I promise. 只是朋友嘛 我保证不会毛手毛脚
[02:29.23]I think it's too soon. 我觉得太快了
[02:31.30]No,it's not too soon. I had lunch at 11. 不会太快，我十一点吃的午餐
[02:37.90]Yeah,baby! 好啊
[02:40.34]-What are you making? -Chocolate milk. Want some? 你在做什么？ 巧克力牛奶，想喝吗？
[02:43.24]No,thanks. I'm 29. 不，谢了，我已经29岁了
[02:46.31]Oh,my God! I gotta go to work! 我的天，我得上班了
[02:48.31]What time will you get off tonight? 你今晚几点下班？
[02:50.92]It could be really late. 可能会很晚
[02:52.52]Not again! 拜托，怎么又这样？
[02:54.39]I know. I'm sorry. I'll make a deal with you,okay? 我知道，对不起 我们打个商量好吗？
[02:57.72]Every night that you're asleep before I get home... 只要你在我回家以前睡着…
[03:00.83]... I will wake you up in a way that has proved popular in the past. 我就用你以前 很喜欢的方法让你起来
[03:05.10]Well,if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that. 如果你要加班 我很愿意支持你
[03:12.74]Look at you. Since when do you rollerblade? 看，你什么时候开始溜冰了？
[03:15.41]Since tomorrow. 明天
[03:18.08]I met a cute guy in the park. 我在公园遇到一个帅哥
[03:19.88]And he jogs and blades and swims and so we made a deal. 他是慢跑、溜冰和 游泳高手，我们说好了
[03:23.41]He's gonna teach me how to do jock stuff. 他要教我各种运动
[03:27.79]-And what are you gonna do for him? -I'm gonna let him. 那你要如何回报他？ 我会让他达到目的
[03:30.79]Cool. 很好
[03:32.22]Good morning. 早安
[03:34.19]Somebody got in late last night. 有人昨晚很晚才回来哦
[03:36.59]Yeah,well,I ran into Richard. 这个嘛，我碰到理查了
[03:40.10]When did this happen? 什么时候的事？
[03:42.13]Around 8:02. 大概八点两分
[03:45.04]We talked for a while,and then we went out for an innocent burger. 我们聊了一会儿 然后一起吃了个单纯的汉堡
[03:49.54]There's no such thing as an "innocent burger." 没有所谓“单纯的汉堡”
[03:52.88]-Gonna see him again? -Tomorrow night. 你还会跟他见面吗？ 明天晚上
[03:55.25]Monica,what are you doing? 摩妮卡，你这是在干什么？
[03:57.28]She spent six months getting over him... 她花了六个月才忘记他…
[03:59.78]...and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him. 现在她庆祝的方式 就是跟他约会
[04:05.32]It's not a date,okay? 这不是约会，好吗？
[04:07.59]I'm teaching him how to make a lasagna for a potluck dinner. 我要教他做千层面 他要在家里请客
[04:11.43]You might want to make extra,because you'll be hungry after the sex. 最好多做一点 做爱之后会很饿
[04:17.67]We're not gonna have sex. 我们不会上床
[04:19.84]Nothing's changed here. He still doesn't want children,and I still do. 一切如旧，他还是不要孩子 我还是想要孩子
[04:24.31]So we're just gonna be friends. 所以我们只能当朋友
[04:26.51]Naked friends. 赤裸裸的朋友
[04:34.02]-Do you have any ice? -Check the freezer. 你有冰吗？ 打开冷冻库看看
[04:36.69]If there's none in there, we're probably out. 如果没有，那大概就是用完了
[04:39.52]Are you just getting home? It's late. 你刚下班吗？很晚了
[04:41.76]I know. I had the greatest day,though. 我知道，不过今天实在太棒了
[04:44.26]I went to a meeting with reps from Calvin Klein. 我和卡文克莱的销售代表开会
[04:47.10]I liked a line of lingerie,so my boss ordered a ton of it. And you? 我看中一款性感内衣 我老板就订了一吨，你呢？
[04:52.27]I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth using just my tongue. 我发现我可以 光用舌头数完所有牙齿
[05:10.12]But you're safe from it if it's in the freezer? 把书放进冷冻库 你就安全了吗？
[05:15.06]I never start reading it... 我每次看书的时候…
[05:17.20]...without making sure we got room in the freezer. 都先确定冰库里有地方放…
[05:21.37]How often do you read it? 你常常看这本书吗？
[05:23.47]Haven't you ever read a book over and over again? 你从不把一本书一看再看吗？
[05:27.31]I read Little Women more than once. “小妇人”我看了好几次
[05:29.31]It's a classic. What's so great about The Shining? 那是经典作品 “鬼店”哪里好看？
[05:31.68]The question should be,what is not so great about The Shining? 你应该问 “鬼店”有哪里不好看
[05:37.22]And the answer would be, "nothing." All right? 答案是“没有”，知道吗？
[05:40.55]This is the scariest book ever. 这是有史以来最恐怖的书
[05:42.65]I bet it's better than that classic of yours. 一定比你的经典作品好看
[05:47.76]We'll just see about that,okay? 我们走着瞧，好吗？
[05:50.03]I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women. 我看“鬼店” 你看“小妇人”
[05:55.93]All right,you got it. 好，没问题
[05:58.27]Now,Rach,these little women.... 瑞秋，这些小妇人
[06:03.07]How little are they? 到底有多小？
[06:05.01]I mean,are they,like,scary little? 会不会很恐怖？
[06:14.09]Chandler,Ross? This is Robert. 钱德、罗斯，这是劳勃
[06:18.09]You have lipstick right here. 你这里沾了唇膏
[06:20.79]That's okay,it's mine. We just kissed. 没关系，那是我的唇膏 我们刚才接吻了
[06:24.10]Isn't it a bit cold out for shorts? 穿短裤有点冷吧？
[06:27.03]Well,I'm from California. 我是加州人
[06:29.77]Right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flame. 对，有时候你们加州人会自燃
[06:43.75]I'm up. I'm up. I've gotten up now. Anybody want anything? 我起来了…我起来了 有人要什么吗？
[06:49.39]-I'll have coffee. -Me too. 我要咖啡 我也是
[06:51.06]Make that three. 三杯吧
[06:52.22]Ross,why don't you come with me? 罗斯，跟我来
[06:59.80]What's the matter? What's going on? 怎么了？怎么回事？
[07:02.10]Robert's coming out. 劳勃快出来了
[07:04.74]What do you mean? Is he gay? 什么意思？他是同性恋？
[07:12.61]He's coming out of his shorts. 他就快从短裤里掉出来了
[07:17.48]What? 什么？
[07:19.52]The man is showing brain. 这傢伙暴露重要部位
[07:26.09]Are you sure? Hold on. 你确定？等一下
[07:30.50]I'm sorry. That was a coffee and a.... 对不起 你们点的是咖啡和…
[07:32.86]Coffee. We could write it down. 咖啡，我们可以写下来
[07:34.63]No,no. That won't be necessary. 不…不用了
[07:44.21]Well? 怎么样？
[07:47.78]What do we do? What do we do? 我们该怎么办？…
[07:49.35]Well,I suppose we just try to not look directly at it. 我想只能尽量不要用正眼看
[07:56.19]Like an eclipse. 就像日食一样
[08:02.36]When people compliment my cooking tonight,what do I say? 如果今晚有人称赞我的手艺 我该怎么说？
[08:05.40]You say,"Thank you." Then you buy me something pretty. 你说“多谢夸奖” 然后买礼物酬谢我
[08:09.57]Come on,we're gonna put our hands in this bowl... 来，我们把手放进这个缽里…
[08:12.37]...and we're gonna start squishing the tomatoes. 然后开始把番茄压碎
[08:16.14]This feels very weird. 感觉怪怪的
[08:20.18]You touch people's eyeballs and this feels weird? 你整天摸人家的眼球 还说这感觉怪怪的？
[08:22.75]Sure,I touch them. But I spent years learning not to squish them. 我当然会摸人家的眼球 但我好不容易才不动手压碎
[08:33.49]That's my hand. 那是我的手
[08:38.53]-Keep squishing. -The tomatoes are squishing. 继续压 番茄吱吱响
[08:44.17]You got some on your shirt. 你的衬衫沾到了
[08:46.84]Hold on a second. 等一下
[08:48.84]Just put a little club soda on it. Get to it right away. 马上放苏打水上去
[08:53.18]It should do... 应该…
[08:56.75]...the trick. 就可以了
[09:07.26]What? 怎么了？
[09:09.69]You've got some on your pants. 你裤子上也沾到了
[09:14.73]I'll just throw them out. 干脆丢掉算了
[09:22.61]These little women! 这些小妇人
[09:28.05]You're liking it? 你喜欢吗？
[09:29.31]Oh,yeah. Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. 喜欢，爱美刚烧了乔的稿子
[09:38.29]Jo's a girl. It's short for Josephine. 乔是女的，是约瑟芬的简称
[09:42.06]But Jo's got a crush on Laurie. 但乔喜欢劳瑞
[09:50.07]You mean it's like a girl-girl thing? 你是说这是女同性恋？
[09:52.47]That is the one thing missing from The Shining. “鬼店”可没有这种东西
[09:58.24]No,actually,Laurie's a boy. 不，其实劳瑞是男的
[10:01.65]No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times. 难怪瑞秋要看这么多次
[10:08.69]How'd the basketball go? 篮球好玩吗？
[10:11.12]I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot,and a 23-pointer. 我学会了篮板球、罚球 和23分球
[10:16.03]You mean a 3-pointer? 你是说三分球吧？
[10:17.70]I get more because I'm dainty. 我姿势优美，可以多几分
[10:21.60]Is there a phone here to check my messages? 这里有没有电话可以查留言？
[10:24.47]-ln back. Do you want a quarter? -I always carry one in my sock. 在后面，你有铜板吗？ 我一向在袜子里放一个铜板
[10:43.89]Hello! 哈罗
[10:50.36]I'm Joey. We haven't met. 我是乔伊，我们还没见过面
[10:52.33]Good to meet you. Robert. 很高兴认识你，劳勃
[10:57.84]What? 怎么了？
[10:59.87]What? You guys,what is going on? 怎么了？你们怎么回事？
[11:03.41]Do you not like Robert? 你们不喜欢劳勃吗？
[11:06.24]Why are you laughing? 你们笑什么？
[11:07.91]Calm down. No reason to get testy. 平静一点，用不着激动
[11:15.49]-You guys! Come on! -We're sorry. 你们怎么回事嘛？ 对不起
[11:18.69]It just seems that Robert isn't as concealed in the shorts area... 只不过你的劳勃的短裤 蔽体的的部份…
[11:24.40]...as one may have hoped. 好像是少了一点
[11:27.06]What do you mean? 什么意思？
[11:32.40]Could you pass me those cookies? 把饼干拿给我好吗？
[11:36.54]Sure. 没问题
[11:43.55]So how'd the lasagna go over? 他们喜不喜欢千层面？
[11:46.25]Really? Good. So you owe me three pretty things. 真的？很好 现在你欠我三样礼物了
[11:52.19]I've been thinking about you too. 我一直在想着你的事
[11:55.06]Well,no. It's hard, this "platonomy" thing. 不，这种柏拉图恋情很不容易
[11:59.86]It's a word. 这是一个词
[12:05.14]I do think it's better this way. We're being smart. 我觉得这样比较好 这样才是明智之举
[12:09.27]Yes,I'm sure. 对，我肯定
[12:13.44]You really sure? 你真的肯定？
[12:16.88]I'll call you back. 我再回你电话
[12:29.39]So we can be friends who sleep together. 我们可以当有性关系的朋友
[12:32.60]Absolutely. This'll just be something we do. 没错，这不代表什么
[12:35.77]Like racquetball. 就像打壁球一样
[12:39.47]Sounds smart and healthy to me. 我觉得聪明又健康
[12:43.07]So just out of curiosity... 不过基于好奇心
[12:47.41]...do you currently have any other "racquetball" buddies? 你还有几个打壁球的伙伴？
[12:55.82]Although that's actually racquetball. 虽然那是真的壁球
[12:58.72]You know,I do have a blind date... 我下星期二…
[13:02.33]...with my sister's neighbor next Tuesday. 要和我妹妹的邻居约会
[13:08.30]Do you want me to cancel it? 你希望我取消吗？
[13:10.80]No! 不要
[13:15.41]Because if you did, that means you'd be canceling for me. 如果你取消 那就是为我取消的
[13:20.14]-And we're just friends. -Exactly. 而我们只是朋友 没错
[13:27.02]Oh,don't sit down. 不要坐
[13:29.02]-Ready to go? -You bet. 可以走了吗？ 可以
[13:31.00]And first,here's a gift. 不过先送你一个礼物
[13:37.63]Stretchy pants?! 伸缩内裤？
[13:40.20]The greatest things in the world! If I were you,I'd wear them every day. 这个东西好得要命 如果是我，我会天天穿
[13:46.60]Gee,thank you. Really,that's so nice. 谢谢，真的，你太体帖了
[13:49.14]But,to be honest, I don't think I can wear these. 不过说老实话 我看我不能穿
[13:53.81]They're so tight. I'd feel like I'm on display. 太紧了，我会觉得 好像是给人家看的
[13:59.02]I'm sorry. 对不起
[14:00.52]That's all right. I'll figure.... 没关系，我再想办法…
[14:07.79]How's it going? 大家好吗？
[14:08.89]Good. 很好
[14:10.83]How's The Shining? “鬼店”好不好看？
[14:12.40]Danny just went into Room 217. 丹尼刚走进217号房
[14:15.07]The next part's the best! That dead lady in the bathtub 下面是最精彩的 浴缸里的死女人…
[14:20.14]You're gonna ruin it! 这样就不好看了
[14:21.64]I'll talk in code. 我用密码说
[14:28.41]Yeah,that's very cool. 对，那里很好看
[14:30.75]All "blank" and no "blank" makes "blank" a "blank-blank." 所有的“空白”都把 “空白”弄成“空白”
[14:36.89]No,the end! 不，讲结局
[14:38.59]Jack almost kills them with the "blank"... 杰克差点用“空白” 杀了他们
[14:41.26]... but in the last second, they get away. 不过到最后关头 他们还是跑了
[14:44.76]I can't believe you just did that. 你居然做这种事
[14:47.10]I can't believe she cracked your code. 她居然识破你的密码
[14:54.71]Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo and she says no... 好，劳瑞跟乔求婚，她拒绝了
[14:58.51]...even though she's in love with him. Then he ends up marrying Amy. 虽然她其实爱着他 他后来娶了爱美
[15:05.85]Mine was by accident! 我不是存心要讲的
[15:09.75]The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad. 锅炉爆炸，烧毁旅馆 那个爸爸也被烧死了
[15:15.53]Beth dies. 贝丝死了
[15:25.54]Beth dies? 贝丝死了？
[15:29.44]Is that true? If I keep reading,is Beth gonna die? 真的吗？如果继续看下去 贝丝就会死？
[15:33.64]No,Beth doesn't die. She doesn't die. Does she,Rachel? 不，贝丝不会死，她不会死 对不对，瑞秋？
[15:37.65]He's asking if you've ruined... 他问的是你是不是破坏了
[15:39.48]...the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson. 他喜欢的第一本不是由 杰克尼克逊当主角的小说？
[15:46.72]No. She doesn't die. 不，她不会死
[15:55.83]Because I wanted to hurt you. 因为我故意要伤害你
[16:01.44]Oh,there they are. I dropped my keys. 在这里，我的钥匙掉了
[16:06.91]Got them. 找到了
[16:15.29]Sorry. I'm sorry. 对不起，对不起
[16:17.79]You would not believe my day. 你一定不敢相信我今天有多惨
[16:20.26]I had to work two shifts. And then to top it off... 我上了两个班 除此之外…
[16:24.09]... I lost one of my fake boobs in a grill fire. 我的义乳又被烤炉的火烧了
[16:31.64]What are you smiling at? 你在笑什么？
[16:33.37]I was thinking your day could still pick up. 我在想可能会柳暗花明又一村
[16:44.01]I love this "friend" thing! 我喜欢这种朋友关系
[16:57.73]Please,right now. 拜托，马上说
[16:59.13]Every time I see him,it's "ls it on the loose? Is it watching me?" 我一见他就想“那玩意儿 是不是晃来晃去看着我”
[17:04.87]We can't tell him. 我们不能跟他说
[17:06.14]You can't go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his "stuff." 你不能跟素昧平生的人 谈他的“那话儿”
[17:11.71]He's right. Even if it's to say something complimentary. 他说得对 就算是赞美也不行
[17:20.75]You ready for the gym? 可以去健身房了吗？
[17:22.32]There's a new rock-climbing wall. We can spot each other. 有一面新的攀岩墙 我们可以互相侦查
[17:27.19]Yeah,I can spot you from here. 我从这里就可以侦查你
[17:32.90]What? 什么？
[17:35.73]Listen,Robert.... 听我说，劳勃
[17:38.10]Hey,don't we have to...? 我们不是要…
[17:39.54]Yeah,we got.... 对，我们要
[17:48.51]I think you're really,really great. 我觉得你这个人真的很棒
[17:51.72]Oh,God. Here we go again. 老天，又来了
[17:53.88]Why does this keep happening? Is it something I'm putting out there? 为什么老是发生这种事？ 我什么东西让你不高兴？
[18:00.62]Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts? 这是我的错吗？
[18:07.43]I don't know what to say. 我不知道该怎么说
[18:39.23]Really? It's just like everyone else's apartment. 真的？这间公寓很普通啊
[18:43.23]It's got rooms and walls and ceilings. 一样有房间、墙壁和天花板
[18:45.74]I just wanted to see where you live. Now give me the tour. 我只是想看看你住的地方 带我参观参观
[18:49.14]Oh,my God! 我的天
[18:51.11]-This is the living room. -That's nice. 这里是客厅 真舒适
[18:54.75]-And this is the kitchen. -That's real pretty. 这里是厨房 真漂亮
[18:57.48]Wait a minute. Don't I get to see the bedroom? 等一下 我不能参观卧室吗？
[19:00.62]Well,it's pretty much your typical... 这是很普通的…
[19:04.79]... bedroom. 卧室
[19:07.29]We're still on this side of the door. I didn't get to see it. 我们还在门的这一头 我还没看到
[19:11.33]Oh,shoot. Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening. 要命，下次吧 今晚非常愉快
[19:33.88]So who is she? 她是谁？
[19:36.02]That was the blind date I told you about. 我跟你说过 就是我妹妹介绍的人
[19:39.22]She called and switched it from Tuesday. 她打电话来改期到今天
[19:44.13]Did you like her? 你喜欢她吗？
[19:46.20]I'm just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this. 我是以朋友的身份问的 因为我不会不高兴
[19:53.50]Well,you seem fine. 你看起来很高兴
[19:56.04]Okay,you know what? I'm not fine. I'm not. 好，你知道吗？ 我不高兴，我很不高兴
[19:59.38]I mean,how could I be fine? Hearing you come in with her. 我怎么高兴得起来？ 听到你跟她进来
[20:03.31]She wants to see your bedroom. 她还想参观你的卧室
[20:13.19]You know what? 你知道吗？
[20:17.03]What if we're friends... 我们或许可以做朋友…
[20:20.00]...who don't see other people? 但不跟其他人交往
[20:24.33]You mean "exclusive" friends? 你是说“专属的”朋友？
[20:26.64]Why not? 有何不可？
[20:28.94]I mean,this has been the most amazing week. 我是说，这个星期美好极了
[20:33.88]Would it be so terrible? 这也没什么不好吧
[20:36.55]Even if we were friends who lived together? 我们还可以一面做朋友 一面住在一起
[20:47.69]...and vowed to be friends forever. 发誓当一辈子的朋友
[20:57.23]You know,we're back where we were. 我们又回到原点了
[21:01.24]Honey,I would love to do all that, but nothing's changed. 亲爱的，我求之不得 但一切都没有改变
[21:06.71]That's not true. You don't have a moustache. 不是这样的 你把胡子刮掉了
[21:12.55]Okay,one thing's changed. 好吧，有一件事改变了
[21:15.49]But we still want different things, and we know how this is gonna end. 但我们生活目标仍不同 我们都知道结局会怎么样
[21:20.19]You know what? 你知道吗？
[21:22.16]I gotta walk out of here right now. 我得马上离开这个房间
[21:26.33]Because getting over you is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. 因为忘记你是我一生中 最不容易的一件事
[21:32.17]I don't think I could do it again. 我想我再也做不到了
[21:35.17]I know I couldn't. 我知道我做不到
[21:52.59]How about one last game of racquetball? 再打最后一场壁球怎么样？
[22:01.06]Watch the thorns! 小心玫瑰刺
[22:10.64]What? 怎么了？
[22:13.91]Beth is really,really sick. 贝丝病得很重很重
[22:21.12]Jo's there,but I don't think there's anything she can do. 乔在陪她 但我想她也没办法
[22:30.36]You wanna put the book in the freezer? 你要把书放在冰库里吗？