[02:10.-2]Then it must have been you. Bye.
[02:14.-4]Bye-bye.
[06:45.-1]...which I don't think this is.
[11:45.-4]Like you wouldn't believe.
[13:13.-2]I'm such a jerk.
[14:33.-4]...because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions?
[14:37.-4]You could've just turned the cushion over.
[15:54.-3]Wow! Look at them run!
[15:58.-2]They do that a lot.
[19:31.-1]I know.
[20:00.-1]-Thanks. -And you're kind.
[21:53.-3]I can't believe you came back.
[00:01.88]Janice has a question. Who of the six of you...
[00:06.02]... has slept with who of the six of you?
[00:10.92]Wow,it's like a dirty math problem.
[00:14.56]I'm sorry,the answer there would be none of us.
[00:18.03]Over the years,none of you ever got drunk and stupid?
[00:21.90]Well,that's really a different question.
[00:25.34]I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together...
[00:30.18]... has never bumped uglies.
[00:33.78]There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together.
[00:37.68]What?
[00:39.25]Excuse me,there was no "time."
[00:41.75]Okay,but let's say there was.
[00:44.69]How might that go?
[00:49.06]Well then answer me this:
[00:50.90]Have any of you ever almost...?
[00:58.07]-Anybody need more coffee? -Hey,there's a dog out there!
[01:02.37]The One With the Flashback
[01:49.82]
[01:53.43]-That is so unfortunate. -What?
[01:56.23]Cute Naked Guy's starting to put on weight.
[02:00.50]I'll be back in just a minute.
[02:02.67]I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
[02:07.24]You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone.
[02:16.45]-That's why I moved out. -Hey,while we're on that...
[02:19.45]...when are you gonna tell my sister you don't live here anymore?
[02:23.59]On some level,she already knows.
[02:25.76]She doesn't know you sneak out every night...
[02:28.46]...and back every morning...
[02:30.43]...and that you've been at your grandmother's for a week.
[02:33.87]Okay,well,maybe not on those levels.
[02:41.64]I'm never gonna find a roommate. Ever.
[02:44.54]Nobody good?
[02:45.78]There was the guy with the ferrets.
[02:48.55]That's plural.
[02:51.05]The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much...
[02:54.65]... he made a noise every time he said it.
[02:57.52]"Nice to meet you,Chandler Bing. Bing!"
[03:00.56]"Great apartment,Chandler Bing. Bing!"
[03:04.03]-How many more tomorrow? -Two.
[03:06.20]This photographer who seemed really dull...
[03:08.73]...and this actor guy who I'm not sure about.
[03:11.74]When I answered the phone "Chandler Bing"...
[03:14.41]... he said,"Whoa! Short message!"
[03:19.74]Foot on the floor or come over no more.
[03:23.45]Your dresser is missing, but this she notices.
[03:26.85]-What? -I have to go.
[03:31.42]Carol should be home by now,so....
[03:34.13]-How's it going with you guys? -Better,actually.
[03:37.03]I finally figured out why we're having so much trouble.
[03:40.43]-Oh,really? -Yeah. You know how I have you guys?
[03:43.23]She doesn't have any close friends that are just hers.
[03:46.54]But last week,she met this woman at the gym,"Susan" something.
[03:51.04]And they really hit it off,and I think it's gonna make a difference.
[03:58.58]So,Eric...
[04:00.08]...what kind of photography do you do?
[04:02.39]Oh,mostly fashion.
[04:04.12]There may be models here sometimes. I hope that's cool.
[04:09.19]Yes,that is cool.
[04:11.36]Because I have models here, you know...
[04:15.07]... never.
[04:18.00]During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house...
[04:22.41]...which you're welcome to use.
[04:24.51]Although I should tell you, she's a porn star.
[04:30.48]Well,I still have one more person to meet.
[04:33.59]But unless it turns out to be your sister...
[04:37.09]... I think your chances are pretty good.
[04:40.09]All right.
[04:45.70]Bedroom,bathroom,living room.
[04:47.73]This here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye.
[04:52.40]Don't you wanna ask me any questions?
[04:57.21]
[05:00.38]What's up?
[05:02.78]Well,I'm an actor.
[05:05.58]I'm fairly neat.
[05:07.92]I got my own TV.
[05:09.89]Oh,and don't worry,I'm totally okay with the gay thing.
[05:16.46]What gay thing?
[05:18.60]Just,you know,in general. The whole "people-being-gay" thing.
[05:25.04]Totally cool with that.
[05:30.24]Okay,Jerry. Thanks for stopping by.
[05:41.05]
[05:50.80]Hey,Mon.
[05:52.90]-Wanna hear something that sucks? -Do I ever!
[05:57.50]-Chris says they're closing the bar. -No way!
[06:00.37]They're turning it into a coffee place.
[06:02.81]Just coffee?
[06:04.94]-Where are we gonna hang out? -You got me.
[06:07.85]-Can I get a beer? -Did you pick a roommate?
[06:10.65]-You bet. -ls it the ltalian guy?
[06:13.15]Yeah,right.
[06:15.82]He's so cute.
[06:16.89]That's what I want. A roommate I can walk around with...
[06:19.89]...and be referred to as "the funny one."
[06:22.86]Table's free. Rack them up. Back in a minute.
[06:25.36]Get ready for me to whip your butt.
[06:27.87]Okay,but after that, we're shooting some pool.
[06:33.57]Excuse me? Hello? Hi.
[06:37.31]My friend ordered an onion...
[06:39.84]... not an olive.
[06:41.85]And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke...
[06:47.59]-I am so sorry. -That's all right.
[06:51.06]How hard is it to get a couple drinks right,huh?
[06:58.00]I would like to propose a toast...
[07:00.70]...to the woman who,in one year from today,will become...
[07:04.04]... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber,D. D.S.
[07:07.91]I think it's time to see the ring again.
[07:14.91]Isn't it exciting? I mean, it's like having a boyfriend for life!
[07:22.72]Yeah. I know.
[07:25.86]What?
[07:27.13]Oh,I don't know.
[07:29.89]Well,maybe it's just the idea...
[07:33.13]...of Barry for the rest of my life.
[07:35.90]I don't know,I think l....
[07:37.60]I feel like having one last fling...
[07:39.80]...just to sort of get it out of my system.
[07:45.04]-Rachel,stop! -You're so bad!
[07:47.81]I'm serious. I really think I need to just have...
[07:51.88]...some meaningless sex, you know?
[07:54.22]With the next guy I see.
[08:03.23]Excuse me,I seem to have dropped my ball.
[08:08.77]Yeah,so?
[08:12.50]And now I've picked it up again.
[08:18.18]My God! I went to high school with her.
[08:26.32]Look! Hi! What do you think?
[08:29.09]Oh,my God!
[08:30.59]You can't even see where the Titanic hit it.
[08:33.83]Yes,his name is Barry. He's a doctor,thank you very much.
[08:37.53]Just like you always wanted. Congratulations.
[08:40.43]Thank you. So how about you? Are you seeing anybody?
[08:44.47]Not right now.
[08:46.20]Oh,well,that's okay.
[08:49.17]I know.
[08:54.68]So I think I'll get back to my friend.
[08:57.22]
[09:03.35]Can we have lunch the next time I'm in the city?
[09:06.69]That'd be great.
[09:08.03]-Okay. -Thanks.
[09:11.36]Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life.
[09:15.83]No,honey,really. It's fine.
[09:18.40]
[09:19.90]...go with Susan.
[09:21.24]Really,I think
[09:23.14]I think girls' night out is a great idea.
[09:27.71]
[09:29.88]-What are they doing? -I don't know. Something girly.
[09:37.09]Hey,you're early.
[09:38.66]What are you doing with the lamp?
[09:41.06]Just taking it to get rewired.
[09:44.83]Don't take it where you took the stereo. They've had that over a week.
[09:57.68]Mr. Heckles,no one is making any noise up here.
[10:01.05]You're disturbing my oboe practice.
[10:03.85]-You don't play the oboe. -I could play the oboe.
[10:07.89]Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down.
[10:16.06]Who are you?
[10:17.56]-I'm Eric,Chandler's new roommate. -I'm Chandler's new roommate.
[10:23.13]-I don't think so. -I could be Chandler's new roommate.
[10:26.77]-But he told me over the phone -He told me in person.
[10:31.04]That's weird.
[10:32.14]I'm going to go into my new apartment now.
[10:55.43]Hi again.
[11:04.78]Thank you so much.
[11:06.34]Don't thank me. Thank the jerk that never showed up.
[11:09.91]Okay,I gotta get to work.
[11:13.25]-You want some help? -No,thanks. I got it.
[11:15.92]No,I don't!
[11:18.42]You okay?
[11:21.93]I stood up too fast. Got a little head rush.
[11:25.33]It's the heat.
[11:30.10]And the humidity.
[11:34.21]That's...
[11:35.71]...a tough combination.
[11:42.01]Do you want to come in for some lemonade?
[11:53.69]This is a great place.
[11:56.69]Thank you.
[11:58.70]Just make yourself comfortable.
[12:01.90]Gotcha.
[12:05.80]So this place is really my grandmother's.
[12:12.08]I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it.
[12:21.25]So if the landlord ever asks...
[12:23.25]... I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her VCR. You thirsty?
[12:27.22]You bet I am!
[12:30.86]Okay...
[12:31.83]... here's your penis!
[12:39.47]Oh,my God! What the hell are you doing?
[12:42.91]You said,"You wanna come in for some lemonade?"
[12:45.84]So?
[12:49.31]Were you just gonna give me lemonade?
[12:52.75]Cover yourself up!
[12:54.29]Oh,right. Sorry.
[12:55.69]God,I don't believe this!
[12:57.46]Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have sex?
[13:01.43]Usually,yeah. Well,not just lemonade.
[13:04.56]Iced tea,sometimes juice.
[13:08.60]Look,sorry. I just
[13:11.47]I thought you liked me.
[13:17.04]It's okay.
[13:19.44]I suppose it could happen to anyone.
[13:22.05]Not anyone I know,but....
[13:26.75]By the way,I can still see it.
[13:42.17]Where's your bed?
[13:46.50]It's not in the apartment?
[13:54.41]I can't believe this is happening again.
[13:58.02]-What? -Okay,enough with the third degree!
[14:03.42]I don't live here anymore.
[14:06.36]-What are you talking about? -I'm sorry.
[14:09.69]I don't live here anymore.
[14:14.50]I didn't know how to tell you. But,you know,everybody else knows.
[14:20.94]Everybody knows?
[14:23.37]That was supposed to be a good thing. I forget why.
[14:30.15]Do you know I couldn't sleep for a month...
[14:39.39]I would have,but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side.
[14:42.86]
[14:44.00]This is what I'm talking about.
[14:46.13]I need to live in a land where people can spill!
[14:50.73]Well,you can spill.
[14:53.00]In the sink.
[14:55.24]Oh,honey. It's not your fault, you know. This is who you are.
[14:59.64]And I love you. And I want us to be friends.
[15:02.85]And if I stay here, I don't see that happening.
[15:07.65]-I love you too. -Good.
[15:13.52]What?
[15:16.23]What? I'm just sad.
[15:18.50]No,you're not. You're wondering which cushion it is.
[15:27.67]So what are you watching?
[15:30.51]Baywatch. “
[15:33.44]What's it about?
[15:36.68]Lifeguards.
[15:38.88]Well,it sounds kind of stup
[15:42.02]Who's she?
[15:44.62]Nicole Eggert.
[15:46.39]We like her.
[16:02.44]Hey,you want a beer?
[16:04.21]-I'll get one. -Don't get up. I got a cooler here.
[16:13.58]Do you have any beers? We're out of beers.
[16:16.22]Help yourself.
[16:18.72]You okay?
[16:22.69]Phoebe moved out.
[16:26.66]Right.
[16:28.43]I don't understand.
[16:30.60]Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend?
[16:36.61]You don't have a boyfriend because....
[16:40.88]I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend.
[16:45.15]You should have a boyfriend.
[16:48.12]I think so.
[16:51.82]Come here.
[16:53.09]Come here.
[16:56.76]Listen,you are one of my favorite people...
[17:00.20]...and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life.
[17:21.85]Where is everybody?
[17:23.72]It's already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong?
[17:28.06]I think my marriage...
[17:31.33]...is kind of over.
[17:33.06]Oh,no! Why?
[17:35.00]Because Carol's a lesbian.
[17:41.71]And I'm not one.
[17:47.28]And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation.
[17:50.88]Oh,my God!
[17:53.82]I don't believe it!
[17:56.45]Oh,you poor bunny.
[18:00.09]I'm an idiot.
[18:02.16]I mean,I should have seen it.
[18:04.19]I mean,Carol and I would be out, and she'd see some beautiful woman...
[18:09.50]...and she'd be "Ross! Look at her!"
[18:12.87]And I'd think...
[18:15.11]... "God,my wife is cool."
[18:24.38]Hey,do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[18:30.49]Well,now I do!
[18:34.16]I'm sorry.
[18:37.83]Seven years!
[18:40.30]I mean,we've been together seven years.
[18:44.10]She's the only woman who's ever loved me.
[18:47.07]She's the only woman I've ever....
[18:56.78]This is nice.
[18:58.62]I know. It is,isn't it?
[19:02.09]No,I mean it. This feels really good.
[19:07.39]Is it 100% cotton?
[19:14.50]And I got it on sale too.
[19:17.67]I should go.
[19:18.77]One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.
[19:23.77]If you want to get a drink later,we can.
[19:26.41]That sounds great.
[19:28.65]Oh,and listen,it's gonna be
[19:32.92]Thanks.
[19:38.36]Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing...
[19:42.93]...or I'd paid more attention...
[19:46.70]...or I had a uterus.
[19:50.47]-I can't believe it. -I know.
[19:52.50]You know,you don't deserve this. You don't,Ross.
[19:56.04]-You're so good. -Thanks.
[19:58.04]And you're so sweet.
[20:02.68]Thanks.
[20:15.29]Come here.
[20:18.06]Wait,wait,wait.
[20:24.57]It's okay.
[20:32.38]Wait,wait,wait! My foot is stuck in the pocket.
[20:37.08]-What? -I can't get it out.
[20:39.08]That's not something a girl wants to hear.
[20:42.19]Come on,don't start.
[20:45.66]What?
[20:46.72]Stupid balls are in the way.
[21:07.88]Oh,well.
[21:10.25]That probably wouldn't have been the most constructive solution.
[21:15.29]You have chalk on your face.
[21:18.56]You're right. I don't know why I always thought this was real grass.
[21:29.90]Honey,you okay?
[21:32.60]My wife's a lesbian.
[21:35.31]
[21:40.44]Ross,Joey. Joey,Ross.
[21:55.83]Don't say anything.
[21:58.33]I don't wanna speak. I don't wanna think.
[22:01.67]I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here...
[22:06.67]... right now.
[22:20.58]You missed the exit.
[22:24.25]Sorry.
[22:25.36]My God,what were you thinking about?
[22:30.66]Barry.