[00:48.-3]We're in the car,fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake.
[00:58.-2]Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone.
[02:36.-2]- No. - Yes,it is. Carol,hi!
[03:24.-4]Well,you know, in here,anyone who..
[06:19.-3]- and we'll eat ice cream. - Okay. It's a pear-shaped diamond -
[09:48.-2]- Ross,help me with the spaghetti. - Yes.
[10:08.-4]This will sound unbelievably selfish..
[10:11.-3]but did you plan to bring up the baby/lesbian thing?
[12:19.-4]Carol's a lesbian.
[12:55.-4]They know what they do.
[20:04.-4]A month ago,I wanted to hurt you more than I've ever wanted to.
[00:01.81]You don't understand.
[00:03.45]For us,kissing is as important as any part.
[00:06.69]Yeah,right!
[00:10.82]You serious?
[00:13.02]Oh,yeah.
[00:14.26]- Everything is in that first kiss. - Absolutely. -
[00:17.90]For us,kissing's an opening act..
[00:20.67]like the comedian you have to sit through..
[00:24.00]before Pink Floyd comes out.
[00:29.31]And it's not that we don't like the comedian.
[00:32.78]It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.
[00:39.68]The problem is,no matter how great the show was..
[00:44.19]you girls are looking for the comedian again.
[00:54.83]Word of advice: Bring back the comedian.
[01:07.38]Are we still talking about sex?
[01:11.15]The One With the Sonogram at the End
[02:01.37]No,it's good. It is good.
[02:03.50]It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry?
[02:07.34]Well,she has issues.
[02:10.54]Does she?
[02:11.81]Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving."
[02:15.61]He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet.
[02:22.09]Marsha,see,these are cave people.
[02:26.19]Okay,they have issues like:
[02:28.86]"Gee,that glacier's getting kind of close." Gee，
[02:32.43]Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?
[02:38.07]Okay. Yes,it is. I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.
[02:42.37]- Can I stay? - No.
[02:58.76]- Hi. - Hi.
[03:08.23]- Is this a bad time? - No,it's..
[03:11.20]the Stone Age.
[03:15.64]You look great. I hate that.
[03:20.35]Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.
[03:28.35]stands erect..
[03:33.02]- What's new? Still a - A lesbian?
[03:37.83]You never know. How's the family?
[03:42.00]- Marty's still totally paranoid. - Carol,why are you here? -
[03:48.81]- I'm pregnant. - Pregnant.
[03:59.18]She didn't leave in such a hurry after all.
[04:02.85]This is the Three's Company episode with a misunderstanding.
[04:10.40]Then I've already seen this one.
[04:14.37]Are you through with that?
[04:16.33]Sorry,the swallowing slowed me down.
[04:20.41]Whose ball of paper is this?
[04:22.44]Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it.
[04:26.54]So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead.
[04:31.12]She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed It's fine.
[04:36.62]I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition.
[04:40.49]Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child's pillow.
[04:46.36]Relax,you do this every time. The place looks great.
[04:49.90]You got a lasagna here that looks good enough..
[04:53.61]to avoid touching.
[04:58.61]Monica? Hi!
[05:01.81]Monica,you're scaring me.
[05:05.62]I mean,you're all chaotic and twirly,you know?
[05:09.45]Not in a good way.
[05:12.49]Calm down. You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come.
[05:18.56]That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong.
[05:22.50]You see,he's "The Prince."
[05:24.60]They had some big ceremony before I was born.
[05:31.71]- What? - Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.
[05:39.42]- Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - It's beautiful. -
[05:47.76]Oh,God! Oh,God! Oh,God!
[05:51.20]No,don't touch that.
[05:55.40]Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough,having to give it back.
[06:00.00]"Hi,Barry,remember me? I'm the girl that stomped on your heart." “
[06:05.38]Now I must return the ring without the ring..
[06:08.81]which makes it so much harder.
[06:12.55]Easy,we'll find it. Won't we?
[06:15.72]Look,it's gonna be okay. You'll give it back..
[06:23.23]Any diamond ring we find, we'll run it by you.
[06:28.67]- When did you have it last? - Doy,right before she lost it. -
[06:35.04]You don't get a lot of "doy" these days.
[06:39.51]I know I had it this morning.
[06:42.08]I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with
[06:45.52]Dinah?
[06:49.79]- Oh,don't be mad. - You didn't.
[06:53.46]- Oh,I'm sorry. - I gave you one job! -
[06:59.06]But look how straight those noodles are.
[07:02.53]That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna.
[07:09.54]I just can't do it.
[07:12.38]Boys? We're going in.
[07:24.39]Hi.
[07:27.29]- That is not a happy "hi." - Carol's pregnant. -
[07:30.90]I found it!
[07:34.63]What?
[07:38.17]Yeah.
[07:40.44]Do that for two hours,you might be where I am about now.
[07:46.04]That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective.
[07:51.58]How do you fit into this whole thing?
[07:54.35]Carol and Susan want me to be involved.
[07:57.19]But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.
[08:02.09]- It's totally up to me. - She is so great. I miss her. -
[08:11.54]- What does she mean by "involved"? - Your job is done. -
[08:18.01]And the most enjoyable.
[08:21.68]Phoebe,say something.
[08:23.82]They want me to go down to this sonogram thing..
[08:27.35]with them tomorrow.
[08:29.19]Remember when life was simpler..
[08:31.52]and she was just a lesbian?
[08:35.13]Those were the days.
[08:38.03]- What are you gonna do? - I have no idea.
[08:41.83]No matter what I do, I'm still gonna be a father.
[08:55.55]This is still ruined,right?
[09:03.69]Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you.
[09:09.89]- What's that curry taste? - Curry.
[09:17.84]I think they're great. I really do.
[09:21.17]The big Lugwin had a thing for you.
[09:24.44]- They all had a thing for him. - Oh,Mom. -
[09:28.21]Why is this girl going to call me?
[09:30.65]She just graduated,and she wants to be something in cooking or food..
[09:36.75]I told her you have a restaurant
[09:39.36]- I don't have,I work in a restaurant. - They don't have to know that. -
[09:51.77]Oh,we're having spaghetti. That's easy.
[09:56.64]We were going to have lasagna.
[09:58.78]- I love lasagna. - We're not having it. -
[10:02.71]Then why bring it up? He latches on.
[10:14.93]It might take the heat off of me.
[10:20.57]That Rachel. We saw her parents at the club.
[10:24.47]They were not playing well.
[10:26.77]I won't say what they spent..
[10:29.24]but $40,000 is a lot for a wedding.
[10:34.68]At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar.
[10:41.52]- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
[10:44.86]- It's an expression. - No,it's not.
[10:48.06]Don't listen to her. You've always been independent.
[10:51.66]Even when you were a chubby kid..
[10:54.20]and you had no friends, you were just fine.
[10:58.84]You'd read alone in your room. Your puzzles..
[11:05.71]People like Ross need to shoot for the stars.
[11:09.78]With his museum and his published papers.
[11:12.85]Others are satisfied with staying where they are.
[11:16.45]These people never get cancer.
[11:20.02]They're happy with what they have,content..
[11:23.29]like cows.
[11:27.16]Cows,Dad?
[11:29.13]She knows how much I love cows.
[11:34.41]I read about women trying to have it all,and I thank God..
[11:38.78]our "Harmonica" doesn't have that problem.
[11:43.31]- I'm telling you,you'll be fine. - Thank you,Daddy.
[11:48.92]Oh,so this does work.
[11:55.16]So,Ross,what's going on with you?
[11:58.90]Any stories? No news,no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
[12:07.24]Look,I realize you guys have been wondering..
[12:10.88]what exactly happened between Carol and me.
[12:14.15]And so,well,here's the deal.
[12:22.59]She lives with a woman named Susan.
[12:26.79]She's pregnant with my child.
[12:30.49]She and Susan are going to raise the baby.
[12:37.60]And you knew about this?
[12:47.31]Folks are really that bad?
[12:50.15]Well,you know,these people are pros.
[12:56.65]They take their time. They get the job done.
[13:02.29]They say that you can't change your parents.
[13:05.70]Boy,if you could,I'd want yours.
[13:10.63]Must pee.
[13:13.34]It's worse when you're twins.
[13:15.44]- You're a twin? - We don't speak.
[13:17.64]She's this high-powered, driven,career-type.
[13:20.85]- What does she do? - She's a waitress. -
[13:25.02]- Identical? - People say we look alike. -
[13:27.79]But I don't see it.
[13:30.22]You guys,I kind of gotta clean up now.
[13:33.49]Chandler,as an only child, you don't have this.
[13:36.59]No,although I did have an imaginary friend..
[13:40.20]who my parents preferred.
[13:44.24]Hit the lights,please.
[13:53.54]How long was I in there?
[13:56.41]- I'm just cleaning up. - Oh,you need any help?
[14:02.75]Okay,sure. Thanks.
[14:10.00]Anyway..
[14:12.13]So you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
[14:15.83]A little.
[14:19.04]A lot.
[14:21.64]So,got any advice?
[14:24.38]You know,as someone who's recently been dumped.
[14:28.71]You may wanna steer clear of the word "dumped."
[14:33.62]Chances are he's gonna be this broken shell of a man.
[14:38.06]You should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard.
[14:45.56]Or I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring.
[14:50.17]And you can go with Carol and Susan to the ob-gyn.
[14:56.67]You've got Carol tomorrow.
[15:00.01]- When did it get so complicated? - Got me. -
[15:04.42]- Remember being in high school? - Yeah. -
[15:07.25]Didn't you think you'd meet someone..
[15:10.02]fall in love,and that'd be it?
[15:17.46]- Ross? - Yes. Yes.
[15:22.30]Man,I never thought I'd be here.
[15:32.64]Me neither.
[15:51.53]Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.
[15:54.06]There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway..
[15:58.34]Hi.
[16:00.60]- You remember Susan. - How could I forget? -
[16:05.21]Hello,Susan. Good shake,good shake.
[16:09.91]So,we're just waiting for?
[16:12.92]- Dr. Oberman. - And is he? -
[16:15.45]- She. - Of course,"she."
[16:19.12]Is she familiar with our special situation?
[16:23.39]- Yes,and she's very supportive. - Okay,that's great. -
[16:29.03]No,I'm Oh.
[16:31.67]Thanks.
[16:53.19]That opens my cervix.
[17:01.67]- Barry? - Come on in.
[17:04.54]- Are you sure? - It's fine.
[17:06.74]Robbie's gonna be here for hours.
[17:12.64]So,how are you doing?
[17:15.55]I'm..
[17:17.85]I'm okay.
[17:20.55]- You look great. - Yeah,well.
[17:23.92]Dr. Farber,Jason Greenspan's gagging.
[17:26.62]Be right there. Be back in a second.
[17:34.73]I dumped him.
[17:54.79]So,how's this all gonna work?
[17:58.19]The baby grows in a special place inside
[18:01.23]Thank you.
[18:02.49]I mean,how's this gonna work, you know,with us?
[18:07.00]When important decisions have to be made?
[18:10.33]- Give me a "for instance." - Well,I don't know. -
[18:13.84]- How about with the baby's name? - Marlon. -
[18:17.47]If it's a boy. Minnie,if it's a girl.
[18:22.18]As in "Mouse"?
[18:25.32]As in my grandmother.
[18:27.52]Still,you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse."
[18:32.66]How about..?
[18:34.86]How about Julia?
[18:37.13]- Julia. - We agreed on Minnie. -
[18:39.90]We agreed we'd spend our lives together.
[18:42.80]Things change. Roll with the punches.
[18:46.20]I believe Julia's on the table?
[18:51.14]Sorry about that.
[18:55.71]So,what have you been up to?
[18:58.48]Oh,not much.
[19:01.55]- I got a job. - That's great. -
[19:05.39]Why are you so tan?
[19:09.89]I went to Aruba.
[19:12.06]Oh,no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
[19:15.10]No.
[19:19.67]I went with..
[19:22.84]- Now,this may hurt. - Me?
[19:24.78]No.
[19:28.81]I went with Mindy.
[19:30.65]Mindy?
[19:32.85]My maid of honor,Mindy?
[19:34.72]Yeah,we're kind of a thing now.
[19:42.09]You got plugs!
[19:44.13]Careful. They haven't quite taken yet.
[19:47.40]And you got lenses.
[19:50.03]You hate sticking your finger in your eye.
[19:53.17]Not for her.
[19:58.51]Listen,I really wanted to thank you.
[20:01.65]Okay.
[20:09.00]And I'm an orthodontist.
[20:12.89]You know,you were right. I thought we were happy.
[20:16.66]We weren't happy.
[20:19.30]But with Mindy..
[20:22.00]now I'm happy.
[20:25.07]- Spit. - What?
[20:26.54]Me.
[20:30.51]Anyway..
[20:33.14]I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy.
[20:38.42]Like she'd settle for that.
[20:45.00]Yeah,that's true.
[20:47.42]But I think it's a nice ring..
[20:51.33]and thank you for giving it to me.
[20:56.00]Thank you for giving it back.
[21:00.70]Hello!
[21:05.78]- Please,what's wrong with Helen? - Helen Geller?
[21:10.55]- I don't think so. - It's not gonna be Helen Geller. -
[21:14.25]- Thank you. - No,I mean,it's not Geller. -
[21:18.39]It'll be Helen Willick?
[21:20.39]No,actually,we talked about Helen Willick Bunch.
[21:26.90]Wait a minute. Why is she in the title?
[21:29.83]It's my baby too.
[21:31.40]Really? I don't remember you making any sperm.
[21:37.34]And we all know what a challenge that is.
[21:40.74]- You two,stop it. - She gets a credit. I'm in there too. -
[21:44.75]Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse.
[21:50.72]Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.
[21:54.76]See what he does? He knows no one's gonna say all those names.
[21:59.40]They'll call her Geller. He gets his way.
[22:02.13]My way? You think this is my way?
[22:04.50]Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being..
[22:08.37]this is not my You know what? This is too hard.
[22:12.21]Knock,knock. How are we? Any nausea?
[22:15.11]- A little. - Just a little.
[22:18.75]I was wondering about the mother-to-be,but thanks for sharing.
[22:23.85]- Lie back. - You know what? I'm gonna go.
[22:27.52]I don't think I can be involved in this family thing.
[22:42.74]- Oh,my God! - Look at that.
[22:45.68]I know.
[22:57.55]Well,isn't that amazing?
[23:03.23]What are we supposed to be seeing here?
[23:06.73]I don't know,but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.
[23:14.67]If you tilt your head and relax your eyes..
[23:17.81]it kind of looks like an old potato.
[23:21.35]Then don't do that,all right?
[23:25.68]Monica,what do you think?
[23:31.49]- Are you welling up? - No.
[23:33.86]- You are. You're welling up. - I'm not.
[23:37.36]- You're gonna be an aunt. - Oh,shut up. -
[23:41.43]Hi,Mindy. Hi,it's Rachel.
[23:45.50]Yeah,I'm fine. I saw Barry today.
[23:49.47]Yeah,he told me. No,it's okay. Really,it's okay.
[23:54.41]I hope you two are very happy. I really do.
[23:58.25]And,Min,you know, if everything works out..
[24:02.09]and you guys get married and have kids..
[24:06.12]I hope they have his hairline and your nose!
[24:14.30]That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now!