You must be blind you’re blind, you’re blind Or maybe I’m unkind, unkind, unkind You’re the rich boy from my town my town, my town But that can’t win me round me ‘round, me ‘round Oh you and all your people You think I like you ‘cause you bought me a drink But I’m just short of cash and able to wink Excuse me Mr C Who you tryna kid? I’ll take the drink, but if you think You’re coming home with me Who you tryna kid? Oh you’re so vain (I can’t believe it) When you’re under the lights the lights, you’re alright But conversation’s dry you’re dry, you’re dry Just trying to boast about your parents’ house in the south of France And I’m laughing at the way you dance You’re gone, you’re gone, you’re gone Oh you and all your people I’ve come to the conclusion you’re quite fit But I’m under no illusion you’re a dick Excuse me Mr C Who you tryna kid? I’ll take the drink, but if you think You’re coming home with me Who you tryna kid? Oh you’re so vain (I can’t believe it) I, I never meant to hurt or make you cry Your mum’s outside she’s waiting for you in her new X5 I’m sure she’ll dry those eyes Excuse me Mr C Who you tryna kid? I’ll take the drink, but if you think You’re coming home with me Who you tryna kid? Oh you’re so vain (I can’t believe it) Excuse me Mr C Who you tryna kid? I’ll take the drink, but if you think You’re coming home with me Who you tryna kid? Oh you’re so vain (I can’t believe it) Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C) Excuse me Mr C (one more champagne please) Excuse me Mr C (and a strawberry daiquiri) Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C)