There's no stopping the cretins from hopping
You got to keep it beating
For all the hopping cretins
Cretin Cretin
I'm going to go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doing the Cretin Hop
Cretin Cretin
One two three four
Cretins want to hop some more
Four five six seven
All good cretins go to heaven
There's no stopping the cretins from hopping
You got to keep it beating
For all the hopping cretins
Cretin Cretin
I'm going to go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doing the Cretin Hop
Cretin Cretin
One two three four
Cretins want to hop some more
Four five six seven
All good cretins go to heaven