[00:07.31]Katy Kerlan was my first kiss.
[00:13.60]I was only five years old as she hit me with her purse.
[00:20.71]I had braces on my legs and I almost fell down.
[00:27.97]And from that day moving forward I've been petrified of blondes.
[00:36.45]Oh Patricia, she was my first love.
[00:42.42]She sat eight rows behind me and I couldn't breathe.
[00:49.61]I gave her Pink Floyd - Animals when we were in sixth grade.
[00:57.08]And it was on her turntable when I met her on Sunday.
[01:05.22]Her mom was gone, we were listening to Dogs.
[01:11.22]She reached down my pants and discovered I was bald.
[01:18.55]And when I touched her down there she was blossoming and soft.
[01:25.84]And the next day at school she ignored me in the halls.
[01:33.90]Shelly and Amber gave me my first taste.
[01:40.15]I went down on them both at Amber's parents' place.
[01:48.61]We were drunk as skunks and high on darvon.
[01:55.53]And they gave me a bath and I stumbled on home.
[02:03.90]Mary Anne was my first fuck.
[02:09.96]She slide down between my legs and oh my god she could suck.
[02:17.25]I went with her friend first but I couldn't get it in.
[02:24.45]And when she caught me with Mary Anne her heart was broken.
[02:31.93]Mary Anne got cold and abruptly broke it off
[02:38.72]for a guy with sweatpants and a pick-up truck.
[02:45.78]I begged her not to dump me and I pleaded no.
[02:52.87]But her body language told me it was time for me to go.
[03:00.99]The guy with the truck picked me up and brought me home.
[03:06.94]I sat down at my piano and my spirit was low.
[03:14.01]But I pulled myself together and I played a few notes.
[03:21.31]Now I was the one who got their heart broke.
[03:28.38]I met a girl named Debra, she lived on the canal.
[03:35.44]She made me eggs in the morning, she was such a sweet gal.
[03:42.65]And we went to Red Lobster and we went to Tangiers.
[03:49.68]She had motherly love, she was woman, she cared.
[03:56.96]She was a beautiful girl and she had a big heart,
[04:04.04]but I drifted away because there wasn't that spark.
[04:11.51]Oh the complicated mess of sex and love.
[04:18.17]When you give that first stinger you're the one who gets stung.
[04:25.17]And when you lose control and how good it feels to cum.
[04:32.21]And when you're panting like a dog getting into someone.
[04:39.28]Oh rejection how it hurts so much,
[04:45.23]when you can't love the one you've been longing to touch.
[04:52.20]And they're on to something else and it don't feel right.
[04:59.42]And you wonder are they cumming together all night.
[05:07.43]The nature of attraction cycles on and on.
[05:13.54]And nobody's right and nobody's wrong.
[05:20.49]Our early life shapes the types to whom we are drawn.
[05:27.66]It's a complicated place,this planet we're on.
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