My daddy told me, looking back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 I said, I'm rolling my own And I'm leaving Missouri and I'm never coming home And I'm lost And I'm lost And I'm lost at the bottom of the world I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. Satchel Pudding and Lord God Mose Sitting by the fire with a busted nose That fresh egg yellow is too damn rare But the white part is perfect for slicking down your hair And I'm lost And I'm lost And I'm lost at the bottom of the world handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. Blackjack Ruby and Nimrod Cain The moon's the color of a coffee stain jesse Frank and Birdy Joe Hoaks But who is the king of all these folks? And I'm lost And I'm lost And I'm lost at the bottom of the world I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. Well I dined last night with Scarface Ron On Telapia fish cakes and fried black swan Razor**** onion and pea**** squirrel And I dreamed all night about a beautiful girl And I'm lost And I'm lost And I'm lost at the bottom of the world I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. Well God's green hair is where I slept last He balanced a diamond on a blade of grass Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird And when I wanna talk He hangs on every word And I'm lost And I'm lost And I'm lost at the bottom of the world I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar And I'm lost at the bottom of the world