作曲 : James Cyrus Stewart
 Two tears in a bucket
 Adult friends, adult friends
 Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
 The world is what it is
 Oh, I kiss you-- nobody sees it
 Oh, we hold hands-- nobody knows about it
 Oh, you kiss me-- we just sit there
 Overly experienced
 Adult friends, adult friends
 You've reduced your breasts to a more tasteful size D
 When I touch them it is like a lobster crawling under my arm
 Oh, I kiss you-- nobody can see it
 Oh, I pinch your hand-- nobody knows about it
 Oh, you fondle-- but we just sit there
 With no tomorrows
 Adult friends, adult friends