Boys and things that come by the dozen That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin' Hey little thing let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now, Gets around Action speaks louder than words And I'm a man of great experience I know you've got another man But I can love you better than him Take my hand don't be afraid I'm gonna prove every word I say I'm advertising love for free So you can place your ad with me [Chorus