I can’t speak for anybody else 
I only represent myself 
But if I had to say something, 
I’d say this party really sucks! 
And if you wanted to come here 
Then why did you bring me along? 
Now I’m sitting in this corner 
Pretending I know this song 
Am I saying the wrong thing? 
Am I wearing the wrong thing? 
Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing?? 
Oh no 
You had me on watch 
I wish that you’d stop 
I’ve been knocking on wood 
Then there’s me 
In my worried shell 
You know me so well 
(But not like you should) 
Now you are sitting there 
Your hair looks just like Gwen Stefani’s 
You are wearing your tight jeans 
That you liked more before you met me 
But I never said a thing! 
I bit and bound my tongue! 
Now you’re making out with someone else in front of me 
Do you think I’m dumb and am I 
Saying the wrong thing? 
Am I wearing the wrong thing? 
Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing? 
Oh no 
You had me on watch 
I wish that you’d stop 
I’ve been knocking on wood 
Then there’s me 
In my foolish shell 
You know me so well 
But not like you should 
And I would, if you would only ask 
So, why don’t you ask? 
We usually always get along 
I usually only speak in song 
If only you could speak in song 
Then for sure we’d get along 
‘cause I am just the same as you 
And I get just as restless too 
But it’s about the altitude 
Not who is climbing up 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh 
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up 
But I would never take you to a party if it sucked 
A`nd that sucks.