Vocal:John Linnell/John Flansburgh Someday mother will die and I'll get the money Mom leans down and says, 'My sentiments exactly, You son of a bitch' I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) And I am a snake head eating (snake head) The head on the opposite side (snake head) I palindrome I (manonam) I palindrome I (manonam) See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline See the medical chart with the random zig-zag Now I'll help it decide I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) And I am a snake head eating (snake head) The head on the opposite side (snake head) I palindrome I (manonam) I palindrome I (manonam) I palindrome I (manonam) I palindrome I (manonam) 'Son I am able,' she said 'though you scare me.' 'Watch,' said I 'Beloved,' I said 'watch me scare you though.' said she, 'Able am I, Son.' See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding (Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age) See the hands of my offspring making windmills (Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age) Dad palindrome Dad I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) And I am a snake head eating (snake head) The head on the opposite side (snake head) I palindrome I (manonam) I palindrome I (manonam) I palindrome I (manonam) I palindrome I (manonam) Notes Dial-a-Song had a substantially different song with the same name. This piece, which had a different melody and was sung by Flansburgh instead of Linnell, goes as follows: I Palindrome I Born on the 5th of July One door shut, another one closed I Palindrome I She king of Brooklyn she Master of all she surveys Lives a life unencumbered by me She king of Brooklyn she Man, when I was a young man Not like I'm driving a rocking chair now, but Man, when I was a young man I was free I Palindrome I Mister 5th of July One door shut, another one closes for I Palindrome I Man, when I was a young man Not like I'm driving a rocking chair now, but Man, when I was a young man I was free I Palindrome I Something just fell on my head Born on the 5th of July I Palindrome I I Palindrome I I Palindrome I Something just fell on my head Something just fell on my head