作词 : Roger Taylor
 作曲 : Roger Taylor
Here comes a dude
Get a look at that guy
Yeah, ba-ba ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba
Da-da da, be-de-da, be-de-da, be-da
Give me B, give me A, give me D, give me 1, 2, 3, give me 1, 2, 3
Now there was a young man from Dundee
Got stung on the knee by a wasp
When I asked if it hurt he said no not a bit
He can do it again if he wants to
Again if he wants to, do it again if he wants to
It's bad
Real bad
It's a crazy world, full of crazy dudes
If we all get crazy we can boogie through
Say, give me two sharp pencils
Give me bass for days
That's bad
That's bad
Get bad
Alright
That's bad
Get bad
Get bad
There was a cute young chick from Bude
Who went for a swim in a lake
And a man in a punt stuck pole in the air
And said you can't swim here, it's private
That's bad
Get bad
Give me B, give me A, give me D, give me 1, 2, 3
That's bad
Ba-ba
It's a crazy world full of crazy dudes
If we all get crazy we can boogie through
Get bad
Bad
Get bad
That's bad
Um, alright
Give me B, give me A, give me D, give me 1, 2, 3
That's bad
Get bad
Get bad