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[00:07.06]Rick: Oh yeah!
[00:10.61]In other circumstances you might fail,
[00:13.08]'Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail.
[00:15.65]You're not a platypus, but I'm gonna see you sweat...
[00:19.72]All: Milk!
[00:20.73]Rick: We're going to see how much you can take,
[00:23.29]I'm going to work you through your union break.
[00:25.84]You squeeze a silkworm, what you think you're gonna get?
[00:29.45]All: Silk!
[00:30.49]But I know a way we can make you a warrior,
[00:35.70]Even though now you're a wuss:
[00:39.86]It's the way of the Platypus!
[00:44.61]But that's just the general information.
[00:46.37]Here's some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout!
[00:50.82]You'll wanna run up a ramp with two buckets of water,
[00:53.59]Swing over muck for some reason.
[00:56.25]At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's raining
[00:58.63]And look up into the sky-y...
[01:01.34]You'll stand on a post with your arms out,
[01:03.61]Hey, these flowers are way out of season!
[01:06.16]You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man,
[01:08.68]And move big, heavy things with your mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind...
[01:16.38]But I know a way we can make you a warrior,
[01:21.54]Even though now you're a wuss:
[01:25.81]It's the way of the Platypus!
[01:31.13]It's the way of the Platypus!
[01:36.36]It's the way of the Platypus!
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