Christmas greetings from ol' Hoxton Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa From a house with many locks on Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa When the lockdown bells are ringing Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa I cheer up my mood with singing Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa (You gotta do summat) Rumors say my crew replaced me Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa That hurts more than guards that tase me Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa But the switch has been debated Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa Maybe I'll be reinstated Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa (Fingers crossed, ey?) I have heard of a petition Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa To have me bailed out of prison Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa That approach would be a pleasure Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa But we need more drastic measures... Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa (Got any ideas?) So deck the safe house full of blue prints Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa Bring a weapon of your choosing Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa Time will come to quench our crime thirst Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa You just have to break me out first Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-fucking laaaa (Thank you very much)