[00:00.32]It's Christmas
[00:04.62]A time of joy and generosity
[00:10.58]The season of good deeds and charity
[00:16.61]We're inspired by the love and warmth we see
[00:22.62]It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas
[00:29.62]You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange
[00:36.00]You give someone in need a little change
[00:41.90]Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged
[00:47.81]And I gotta say...
[00:50.96]If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
[00:56.52]You're an asshole
[00:58.81]If you think the season is the reason
[01:02.78]You're a piece of shit
[01:05.18]If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
[01:13.26]Then you're a low-life fucking twat
[01:22.89]It's Christmas
[01:26.54]You spare a little change and make believe
[01:33.00]Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve
[01:38.71]Then you entertain yourself with gluttony
[01:44.87]And shopping sprees
[01:47.83]If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
[01:53.44]You're a son of a bitch
[01:55.66]If you think compassion's just in fashion
[01:59.81]You're a fucking nob
[02:02.03]If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
[02:10.29]You're a spineless fucking turd
[02:15.65]Oh, you're so pleased with yourself
[02:20.42]Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve
[02:30.83]If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
[02:37.86]You're an asshole
[02:39.66]If you think the season is the reason
[02:44.16]You're a wanker
[02:46.16]If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
[02:54.51]Then you're a fuck face
[02:57.47]If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
[03:03.29]You're a bastard
[03:05.10]If you think compassion's just in fashion
[03:09.32]You're a fucking nob
[03:11.45]If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
[03:19.71]You're a spineless fucking turd
[03:30.74]You're a spineless fucking turd
[03:35.68]Make that fucking change
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