[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.363] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.726]Anyway, I wanna thank you very much once more for coming
[00:03.108]This is my favorite thing to do, to perform
[00:04.968]Ah, and you coming allows me to do that
[00:07.097]And I really, really do appreciate that
[00:09.226]Honestly and genuinely
[00:10.553]I will now resit back in my stage persona
[00:16.395]I just blacked out for ten seconds
[00:25.431]Love songs used to be so beautiful, you know?
[00:29.141]"Let us go then you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky
[00:32.598]Like a patient etherized upon a table"
[00:34.458]T.S. Elliot, beautiful
[00:36.852]Love songs nowadays just as beautiful, guys, if not more
[00:41.362]Justin Bieber, One Direction, Usher, you know them
[00:44.820]You know their love songs
[00:46.680]Beautiful, complex love songs
[00:48.543]But these new artists, the J Biebs, the One D's, the Usher's
[00:53.583]They've have done some very strange-
[00:56.506]The format, the structure and the purpose of love songs
[00:58.626]I tried to capture how they've changed it with this love song
[01:02.346]I hope you enjoy it and most importantly, mark the differences
[01:11.649]Jason Derulo
[01:21.218]I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it
[01:24.126]I love your heart and you're so smart, 'cause you gave away it
[01:26.782]I love your sis', I love your dad, I love your mum
[01:29.176]But more than all of that I love the fact that you are dumb enough
[01:33.165]To not realize everything I've said has been said before
[01:37.675]In a thousand ways, in a thousand songs, some with the same four chords
[01:42.993]But you'll still love it, let me finger you, yeah finger you, finger you
[01:48.031]Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
[01:51.758]When I tell you that I love you boo
[01:54.413]I also hope that you don't see through
[01:57.062]This cleverly constructed ruse
[01:59.986]Designed by a marketing team
[02:02.113]Cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem
[02:05.304]And girls' desperate need to feel loved
[02:10.343]America says we love a chorus
[02:13.003]But don't get complicated and bore us
[02:16.194]Though meaning might be missin'
[02:18.054]We need to know the words after just one listen so...
[02:20.701]Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[02:23.361]Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[02:26.021]Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[02:28.946]Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[02:30.538]Yeah
[02:35.849]I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her
[02:38.243]But now I need to make every girl think this song's about her
[02:41.167]Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
[02:43.549]So I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like
[02:47.006]"I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other"
[02:49.926]"I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color"
[02:52.589]"I love it when you smile, that you smile wide"
[02:54.968]"And I love how your torso has an arm on either side"
[02:58.162]Now, if you're my agent you might be thinking
[03:01.617]"Oh no, sound the alarms"
[03:04.539]"You're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms"
[03:08.787]But they can't use iTune, so... **** 'em, who needs 'em
[03:14.368]Oh girl, oh hello satan
[03:22.868]Satan, you taste so good
[03:34.286]C'mon, louder, I can't hear you
[03:36.943](Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff)
[03:53.408]Young ones, listen up
[03:55.267]I'm in magazines full of model teens, so far above you
[04:00.588]So read them and hate yourself, and pay me to tell you I love you
[04:16.518]I love you
[04:19.442]And your parents will always come along, because their little girl is in love
[04:28.736]And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong?
[04:40.160]When you repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
[04:42.552]Repeat stuff, I am a vessel, 666, Illuminati，Freemasons
[04:50.517]We know it's not right, we know it's not funny
[04:54.771]But we'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out money
[05:01.940]But until then, we will repeat stuff