[00:29]The books you think I wrote are way too thick
[00:35]Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a *******
[00:42]And I don't watch you when you sleep
[00:47]Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep
[00:52]You're not going to heaven
[00:57]Why the ******* did you think I'd ever kick it with you
[01:02]None of you are going to heaven
[01:07]There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
[01:17]You shouldn't abstain from rape just cause you think that I want you to
[01:24]You shouldn't rape because rape is a ****** up thing to do
[01:30]Pretty obvious just don't ******* rape people please
[01:35]Didn't think I had to write that one down for you
[01:41]I don't think masturbation is obscene
[01:46]It's absolutely natural and the weirdest ******* thing I've ever seen
[01:51]You make my job a living hell
[01:55]I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well
[02:02]You're not going to heaven
[02:08]Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
[02:12]None of you are going to heaven
[02:17]You're not my children you're a bad game of Sims
[02:25]You shouldn't abstain from pork just cause you think that I want you to
[02:35]You can eat pork, because why the ******* would I give a shit?
[02:40]I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deli aisle?
[02:50]You argue and you bicker and you fight
[02:56]Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
[03:03]Over what they think is true
[03:07]But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
[03:13]You pray so badly for heaven
[03:17]Knowing any day might be the day that you die
[03:22]But maybe life on earth could be heaven
[03:27]Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
[03:36]My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
[03:40]And when you earn it you won't need it
[03:45]My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
[03:50]And when you earn it you won't need it
[03:55]I'm not gonna give you love just cause I know that you want me to
[04:04]If you want love then the love has gotta come from you