It's about halfway through the show
So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am
And I'm pretty fucking deep guys
So deep
That I named this song
#Deep
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree,
And take to the air?
Me neither
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme
But the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver
The people in my life are like grains of sand
Cause they stick together
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole
If life is the ocean
I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Then I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm
#Deep
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
Instead of your girlfriends face?
Me neither
...Me neither! ……
Have you ever wrote a song note for note
And not a single note was out of place?
Duh!
(Plays off key)
Hold on
The people in my life are like blades of grass, how?
Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE!
Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know
How could you know
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie
Then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep
Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
#Deep
Thank you